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Uncle Cranky

@unclecranky.bsky.social
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Dedicated to bringing back the term “chump”. Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”. I don’t auto follow. Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.

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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 9h
Remember what they took from you
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Queen
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We WILL have the most macho fighting force ever to bomb a girl's school in the history of the WORLD!!"
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
Sec of Education from "Idiocracy"
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one is going to be able to trust the us at all…
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They say “go woke, go broke” but now Macklemore has a renaissance- a “macklemoressance,” if you will…
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Technology has finally gotten to the point where capitalism can emerge from its chrysalis fully formed, ready to vomit its juices over the masses and digest them while they are still alive.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Janelle Monae in a tux.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fear too many US people don’t appreciate how the world will never be able to trust us again and how that will impact our lives. They have to break it to understand, and then it’s too late
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate that trump send to have 25% support when he is enabling catastrophic damage to the us
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Calculus is for uggos.”
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guys!!! I found the pilot!!!
Pictures of woman who is not Melania trump pretending to be Melania trump
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What does Hakeem Jeffries propose to do about this?
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If the threat is so great, why don’t the Dems not just support trans people so this kind of undermining won’t happen? I mean this is a huge existential threat, right? Isn’t part of politics building coalitions?
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Talk about “keeping your eyes on the prize”
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The US’s number one domestic industry is asshole manufacturing
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 07/09/2026
Grouchomancer @samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
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Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under
12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were 'blindsided.""
11:33 PM • Feb 19, 2026 2 Some people can reply v
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The very least we can do is not watch this show
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Verner Hertzog
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your daily reminder that Supreme Court justices can be impeached
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The year is 2060. I missed a payment on my electronic stomach so the food gives me diarrhea. The trump AI stares at me from the tv - I can’t turn it off. It’s still saying we’ll get out of the Biden economy any day now.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gotta wonder how they assess beastiality - how much is too much? Do they go by weight, frequency or both? Who’s writing these new guidelines.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I guess cringe technically is counter culture and transgressive in its own way
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Make America healthy again” I scream as I tear out the screen in my bathroom window to feed my garden hose in because I have no toilet paper and bidets “are for sissies”
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Has there ever been a time the British approved of American English?
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I do not want nor need a “year in review” for Wikipedia
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Does he, tho?
Hasan Piker stirs midterm debate
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is kind of funny that I hear all trump posts in what I imagine Natalie’s voice to be
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not for me
Kanter sparks WNBA trans debate
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I thought we were past throwing didos at WNBA games, but here we are
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who let her do this?
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Embarrassed to admit I liked “Brand New Day” even though Jean grey is kind of a psychopath
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Land of the free
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hope we hold trump financially responsible for all the illegal stuff he’s building/destroying/renovating
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Well this doesn’t sound like the rootin’ tootin’ warfighter-minded tough guy I used to know
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seems like the US insists on learning the hard way. I can’t help but believe that the admin’s embrace of white supremacy leads them to believe Iran is somehow not capable of challenging the US
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I guess if the senate can confirm Hegseth, they’d confirm Blanche. Wonder if satan is up for any cabinet positions…
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I didn’t realize there was so much gold and copper in a flock camera. No wonder they’re expensive.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We should fine space x every day their litter is on the moon
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Come on you cowards
Janelle monae serving bond. James Bond.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But will she remain “concerned”?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Unless all parties in the settlement agree and sign, I’m pretty sure this is worthless
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you care at all about the law, this is not the admin for you
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MacFarlane: But Jeanine Pirro has got another concern besides the president's endorsement or his non-endorsement. She has got to keep people working for her. They have had enormous turnover in that office. They were in a staff shortage situation last year.
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