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Sweet Uncle Bort

@unclebort.bsky.social
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🤼 🇨🇦 🦸‍♂️ 🎮 📺 Wrestle Daddy, Comic Book Optimist, Master of soup, stews, & chowders. General Lieutenant Nerdery. Atlantic Canadian, Father of 2, ADHD, Curmudgeonly.

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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Earlier this year I made a post on Reddit about TK seeing alot in Fletcher, that in a few months time he would be having a massive breakout. Top minds of r/squaredcircle told me I was an idiot, sure TK had him on TV losing bangers, but TK doesn't plan ahead and the wins mean nothing. Apologies plz.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Don't Look Back in Anger - Saturday Night Live
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
👀👀🤌🏻
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My toddler wouldn't sleep and demanded cuddles so I missed the middle 90 minutes. Now I'm on a split shift and won't have time to rewatch til Saturday. Womp womp
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
10k to help for his arrest. Does that even cover most Americans yearly dividen?
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
LOVE THAT HANGER (maybe for commercial breaks on Triller that are usually just logo they replay this commercial lengthed beat down. Love you Swerve) COWBOY SHIT FOR LIFE. TELL ME MORE STORIES HANG DADDY
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Swerve is his best antagonist. Its like saying Joker is the main character of Batman. Close, but not true. And when Kenny returns the whole power balance shifts.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
BLUESKY LET ME EDIT SO I CAN END MY PARENTHESIS
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
YouTube auto plays at work and I get this BS. NO @wrestletalk.bsky.social ITS HANGER. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE. (tbf they do say Swerve is just exuding that main character energy and AEW should build around Hanger, Swerve, and Ospreay as the main event characters. Which yeah. BUT HANGER
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Its your weekly reminder that everyone who covers wrestling for a living has become quite poor at their jobs.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Y tho
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Oh look its me trying to keep depression from coming up and taking over.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Can we officially ban AEW from doing heel kicking balls behind unsuspecting ref spots for the next five years of their existence? Gone to that well far too often. Match still slapped though. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Brody shoulda won and gone undefeated imo.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Now that is what I call a main event. That match got me going. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Funny, that's how I got Claude to sleep. (/s please understand joke)
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hi I'm back. Swerve Squashed Squad?
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3yo started shrieking to that dirty finish. This lil boy needs bed. See y'all in a bit. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Like, I dont want to raise my kids to be wrestlers, but they just get it. #SheltonFamily #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
His baby sister is the real wrestling prototype. The way she loves Mox.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yeah my son has quickly developed a hate for Kyle. This boy gets it. 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3yo is relentlessly chopping me and frog.splashing me. Sleep doesn't look close. Ready for this Iron Man match. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
He told me no, don't boo. Kyle is cool. So we cheering for fun.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3yo is standing and clapping his hands above his head and saying "wow" over and over to Shelton. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3 year old won't sleep. Welcome to toddler reacting to Dynamite. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Off work and covered in the rangus of 100 lobsters. Time to catch up on some wrestling while my cats lick me clean. 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is a debate that's happening?
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So many people in wrestling have an inferiority complex. Their highest aspiration is to be a bad movie rather than good wrestling.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I completely agree. Just felt off and low rent. Like there is no critical thought. Vince gone. HHH Savior. Everything wwe do is cinema. Blah
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
TNA and ruining any good will or momentum they get. A combo like peanutbutter and jelly.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Wardlow maybe? Adam Cole would go over like a wet fart, but makes sense storyline wise. Kyle O'Reilly? But ultimately the answer is Pretty Peter Avalone.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Had to see who made the joke first. Lol
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Late stage capitalism is the fucking dog's bullocks.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
... wat This isn't a thing in Atlantic Canada yet.... Wat. Please be kidding, not my future!
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Santa Claws 7: Full Moon. A full moon on Christmas makes the north pole reckon with Weresanta.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
He sees you when you're Skeeting...
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I feel like the whole discussion around this is driven to give the chuds a forum to shit all over everything. They are creating "echo chambers" for these fools to egg each other on People who make money off this learned long ago negative feelings drive engagement They aren't real fans anymore imo
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just adapt Batman/Santa Claus Silent Knight. Or one of the many other Xmas specials DC has done. Lots of fun stuff already existing to adapt.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Reddit also keeps unmuting the Musk subreddit and suggests it to me about every other week. Like what the actual fuck.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I feel like all the idiots who can't feel anything unless they are "triggering libs" seem to be alot more active on Reddit since they've been shunned out of this place. Have seen alot more hostile and bad faith arguments starting over the dumbest shit. Not enjoying it.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
616 Nick Fury? Maybe give him another decade then cast him for that. We know he can rock and eyepatch.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Angry adult Jason Todd obvs
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
WWE features people. There isn't a main character. Hangman could never tell the stories he does in AEW over there. Nuance. Motivation. Logic. He is so complete and this promotion should feature the through line of his grow and maturation for maybe the next decade or more. He is the avatar for us
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Just discovered Wikipedia Racing and I think I would be dumb good at it.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Well put
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
:( But real though. May as well try it out, you got nothing to lose and atleast one listener here.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I would like to think that, but I've learned turning a hobby or a passion into a career can completely kill that joy or love. Politics of stand-up comedy make me never wanna perform again, lol.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Like look at guys like @brianzane.bsky.social who has actively taken breaks or steps back in the past because he can realize what his burnout is doing to his content. Or the OSW review guys who have always released just a handful of videos a year and their quality is much higher for it.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Yeah, I'm talking about old favorite though. I think the WrestleTalk guys to fairly good work, but the main three guys I think have just completely lost the thread. I know in the content creating world taking a break can be a death nail, but I think many creators would benefit from a good break.
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