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Sweet Uncle Bort

@unclebort.bsky.social
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🤼 🇨🇦 🦸‍♂️ 🎮 📺 Wrestle Daddy, Comic Book Optimist, Master of soup, stews, & chowders. General Lieutenant Nerdery. Atlantic Canadian, Father of 2, ADHD, Curmudgeonly.

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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Earlier this year I made a post on Reddit about TK seeing alot in Fletcher, that in a few months time he would be having a massive breakout. Top minds of r/squaredcircle told me I was an idiot, sure TK had him on TV losing bangers, but TK doesn't plan ahead and the wins mean nothing. Apologies plz.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Don't Look Back in Anger - Saturday Night Live
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
YouTube auto plays at work and I get this BS. NO @wrestletalk.bsky.social ITS HANGER. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE. (tbf they do say Swerve is just exuding that main character energy and AEW should build around Hanger, Swerve, and Ospreay as the main event characters. Which yeah. BUT HANGER
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Its your weekly reminder that everyone who covers wrestling for a living has become quite poor at their jobs.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Can we officially ban AEW from doing heel kicking balls behind unsuspecting ref spots for the next five years of their existence? Gone to that well far too often. Match still slapped though. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Now that is what I call a main event. That match got me going. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hi I'm back. Swerve Squashed Squad?
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3yo started shrieking to that dirty finish. This lil boy needs bed. See y'all in a bit. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Like, I dont want to raise my kids to be wrestlers, but they just get it. #SheltonFamily #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yeah my son has quickly developed a hate for Kyle. This boy gets it. 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3yo is relentlessly chopping me and frog.splashing me. Sleep doesn't look close. Ready for this Iron Man match. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
He told me no, don't boo. Kyle is cool. So we cheering for fun.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3yo is standing and clapping his hands above his head and saying "wow" over and over to Shelton. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My 3 year old won't sleep. Welcome to toddler reacting to Dynamite. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Off work and covered in the rangus of 100 lobsters. Time to catch up on some wrestling while my cats lick me clean. 🤼
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So many people in wrestling have an inferiority complex. Their highest aspiration is to be a bad movie rather than good wrestling.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I feel like all the idiots who can't feel anything unless they are "triggering libs" seem to be alot more active on Reddit since they've been shunned out of this place. Have seen alot more hostile and bad faith arguments starting over the dumbest shit. Not enjoying it.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Just discovered Wikipedia Racing and I think I would be dumb good at it.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
People who have been able to turn wrestling Podcasting or Content Creation into a full time gig are so fucking jaded for the most part. Like I feel like there is a point where you get so overwhelmed by information and knowledge that you can process it correctly and just come off as a dumb ass. Idk
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El Ingobernable ... Fix Your Hearts or Die! @ooooyeeeah.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Colten and Austin out collecting the dragon balls as we speak.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Babe, wake up, new terrible upcoming Frank Miller covers just dropped: IDK why there's a market for these. Frank should retire.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Swerve is going to literally murder Max on live TV and become the biggest baby face is the company for it. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Excuse my phrasing but Mark Briscoe gives the best facials. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#TextsAboutMyToddler
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My town has a local auction place that does weekly online auctions with pick up only. This week they have most issues of Playboy from like 66-75. Which classic vintage pornography I should purchase? Deffo getting the issue that has rumors about what Howard Hughes has been up to circa '72
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
These two guys tore the house down for like 20-25 minutes just a few meters away from me at a house show like 5ish years ago. Excited to see them run it back. Second best live match I've ever seen. Lfg. 🤼🤼🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Denise "Hollywood" Salcedo @denisesalcedo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
EXCLUSIVE #WRESTLESKY GIVEAWAY!!!! (1) LUCKY SOB LOL will get the "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 3:16 Fleece Pullover Hoodie!!! TO ENTER: -- REPOST -- FOLLOW ME -- COMMENT A STONE COLD GIF!!!! WINNER ANNOUNCED IN 24 HOURS! SO ENTER FAST!!!
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Post a GIF of your comfort show. #Taskmaster
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The C2 is gonna fucking slap anyway you dice it, but a little bit let down by the field. Guess I bought to much into the Speedball rumours or expected some returns. Still is gonna be fun as hell. 🤼 #AEW
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🎵 The 62" TV didn't survive the move! Yeah yeah! 🎵
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Common, most nonsensical storyline beat ever. OC 4 champ, but prob not rn, but he still king. #Aew #fullgear 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Swerve never taps. Gotta hang him. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My conservative father just sarcastically asked me if I'm on bluesky. Sorry no one wants to hear your thoughts, Sean. Love you though. Xoxo
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The disingenuous crowd really like to harp on Jackie At this point it is so obvious they are just ** **** dickriders who haven't watched a moment of #AEW since their hypocrite and savior got fired. Jack's work has been so good. Critize rightly, don't be delusional. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Garcia is the spiritual successor to Danielson. Don't @ me. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Any respectable Wrestling outlet shouldn't do their 2024 award voting until the year is over. Shit everywhere is hitting so hard, we may havent even seen the best 3 matches this year yet. 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Mina v Mariah gonna be a late MotY contender. I hate certain places already doing their match of the year when World's End is gonna deliver. 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
TONI STORM RETURN INCOMING! EXCUSE ME WHILE ME AND MY TV TAKE A COLD SHOWER. #aew #fullgear 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Really surprised by the last two finishes. I mean, not mad. Just surprised. Interested to see how things develop. #AEW #FullGear 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@andy.wrestlejoy.com Community feed just went down. Just FYI
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
HangBlade for eventual tag team please. #AEW #FullGear 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I mean... if Hanger has to have an Achilles' heel rival, Jay White is my favorite choice. #AEW #FullGear 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I love that Jay has full adopted Tanahashi's destroy your hips, tear apart your knee, dragon screws. Best in the business. Looks devastating. 🤼 #aew
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A Renaissance Man.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hangman's leg wardrobe (butterfly jeans, frilly leather, chaps, etc.) Are my spirit animal #aew #fullgear 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My favorite thing about #WrestleSky tonight is we have either so effectively blocked out the dumbies or us who love #AEW are so passionately posting about it tonight, I haven't seen one dumb post. Good job building a positive community gang. 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Knife Pervert vs Leafman Page. God I love these boys. God I love this company. #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sinister remix in sepia tones is actually my sexuality guys. #AEW #FullGear #LeavesManPage
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