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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 8h

WAS THAT A YAHOO PROMO JUST NOW

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 8h

Thats actually a great reminder, thank you. You’re not fully premium plus unless you’re zestfully premium plus.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 9h

I remember the intro to a movie I saw as a kid…long scan across a dense urban scene of clay buildings and tents, settling on the silhouette of someone being beheaded against candlelight in one of them. I still have no idea what movie it was.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 9h

Ok never mind, THIS is how I want to die

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 9h

I got my readers out and that worked. I guess now it’s time for tapioca and a nap.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 9h

He was a little dark gray tabby. Handsome lad!

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 9h

Played with a kitty at the pet store and he scratched me. If that kills me it will have been worth it.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 9h

I need to tighten one arm on my glasses, but I can’t see the damned screw if I take them off. Aging is stupid.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watched 13 kick a ton of ass in the pool today. 5 points and 5 assists in the last game alone!

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh yessssss

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No practice today, so I put a low IQ stench riff down.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So much shit must go so incredibly hard when you’re dumb as fuck

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Forty-three bands share this room.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t know how we’d do that

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Playing (potentially) one of the last punk shows at Eli’s in October.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ma’am I would never sully your work like that

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Uh…thanks, FB marketplace?

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bones is still playing in the background. Must be near the end of the run. This has got to be some of the most joyless shit I’ve ever seen or heard.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Good god I feel like I’m allergic to myself…wtf is going on outside??

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nah, she’s a dachshund/chihuahua mix but she’s dressed like a pinscher.

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I was just at BevMo and overheard some ladies looking for wine ask where the port was. The clerk responded “it’s on the right” and without thinking, I said out loud “NO, PORT IS LEFT, STARBOARD IS RIGHT”

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My internal playlist has been “Songs I Fucking Hate” for like six weeks and I don’t know how to change it

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think it’s nice he didn’t eat Noah

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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Stafford looks like a 38 year old that just got off a 14 hour flight

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