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Uncle Abe

@uncleabe.bsky.social
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Idiot. Pill Splitter /// Negative Self Image /// Skólp /// Revered and Reviled Above All Others /// Apparition Gauntlet

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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No practice today, so I put a low IQ stench riff down.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Band practice fixes things.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Playing (potentially) one of the last punk shows at Eli’s in October.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh…thanks, FB marketplace?
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bones is still playing in the background. Must be near the end of the run. This has got to be some of the most joyless shit I’ve ever seen or heard.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good god I feel like I’m allergic to myself…wtf is going on outside??
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was just at BevMo and overheard some ladies looking for wine ask where the port was. The clerk responded “it’s on the right” and without thinking, I said out loud “NO, PORT IS LEFT, STARBOARD IS RIGHT”
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SevenLAYER dip
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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stafford looks like a 38 year old that just got off a 14 hour flight
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I need more shelf.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Suburban Hunger
God what a stupid fucking idiot.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
13 beat Elden Ring again on the +1 setting. At one point he was riding his spectral steed on the rope railing of a bridge and I said “easy there Pony Hawk” and now that’s what he calls the steed.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
13 beat Elden Ring today and is pretty stoked about it.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went college shopping with the eldest yesterday. Time is fucking weird.
My baby boy is somehow 17 and evaluating colleges.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Found a new little friend.
A small black and white kitten lurks behind a tire.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@sleandres.bsky.social I appreciate this reference. @drinkfieldwork.bsky.social
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The benefit of carrying cat food in my truck all the time is that when I saw the three little guys in the bushes at my chiropractor’s office this morning, I was able to give them a little snack.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goddammit now Optimus Prime is gone??
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Uh yeah my kid doesn’t want to go to your typo-ass school.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh man I’m gonna let Doc Martens get my hopes up again, aren’t I?
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Place/Best Arcade Cab ————————— Graziano’s / TMNT 4-player John’s / Final Fight Base YC / Bad Dudes Comic Shop / Street Fighter II
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shifted some gear around this morning and was thrilled to discover that the rack mount kit I’d bought for my TEAC deck also fits the new Tascam deck I just got (a perfect CD-A500 for $20!). Then, while standing there, I felt my pelvis slip and now my sciatic has me walking like an octogenarian.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And yet there are like 20 seasons of this shit.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
According to my research, if every character in your show is an attractive genius, the show is gonna be dumb and boring.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When the boredom kicks in…
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
FB Marketplace listing for a 2015 Mercedes but it’s a picture of a dog wearing pants and boots.  Facebook is on one…
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m a real wet blanket when it comes to movies; especially super hero movies. That said, the new Spider-Man was quite enjoyable.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sierra pushes her mouse into her food bowl when she’s done eating.
Sierra has pushed her catnip mouse into her empty food dish.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tracking dumb shit
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Writing some extra crusty shit today.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sierra cosplaying as Maid Marian
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mortal Kombat. All of them.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I officially have a freshman and a senior this year. How. How tf is that possible???
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am being observed.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m already friends with my mutuals.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Skólp at Tamarack, Oakland CA 7/31/26
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gal told me after the show last night that my vocals reminded her of Tomas Lindberg and I think I can retire now.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Having one of those “technology can go fuck itself” kind of days.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I present to you: an angel.
A blonde pupper rests in a crimson shroud, looking very soft.  Minnie is a 12-year old Shiba Inu/Pomeranian mix.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
😻
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Seriously considering taking the little ghost tabby boy home.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Thank you for calling Sierra. All associates are currently napping. Please try your call again later.”
One of nature’s most perfect creatures catches a nap.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spent a week in Florida and didn’t even see a mosquito. Been home for 12 hours and have been bitten a dozen times.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is Max.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Next week on Drumeo: Stewart Copeland hears the Police for the first time
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WhatFreshHell (She/Her) @whatfreshhell.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
🕸️My album is just delightfully haunting🕷️ especially on cassette 📹 found here 👁️👄👁️ ampwall.com/a/cavebirdre... cavebirdrecords.bandcamp.com/album/s-ance
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Sylvia Rose - Séance from Cave Bird Records
Pro-dubbed tape. Smoke tint shell with silver ink. Limited to 25. Program repeats on both sides.
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Uncle Abe @uncleabe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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