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UncertaintyLich

@uncertaintylich.bsky.social
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Rollin' the dice.

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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
By volume, it would be some variety of your choice - I cook a lot with the holy trinity. By flavoring, it would be one of these two.
Five cayenne peppers, artfully fanned across a weathered wooden board.A bowl filled with a heaping pile of bright red paprika. Small dried peppers, their stems still attached, are strewn around the bowl, all set against the weathered wooden table they rest upon.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I will admit I enjoy the newest addition to our Halloween menagerie.
Looking up at a 12 foot skeleton, lit from below with a red spotlight.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If you see this, post a bird. Or, in this case, late night duck and andouille gumbo.
A pot of gumbo,  with dark roux, cajun trinity,  garlic, mustard greens, duck legs, andouille sausage, and seasonings slowly simmering over a burner on a stove.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If you see this, post a bird. Or, in this case, my neighborhood "street gang."
A flock of turkeys, some walking down the street, others poking through my neighbors' yard. These are hardened, tough birds - they are completely unphased by the Halloween graveyard and body bag they are wandering past.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Indeed. Words to live by.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
I will never not be amused when my takeout comes with instructions.
A photo of several takeout containers, one of which - a bowl of chicken etouffee - is labeled "et," as if suggesting an appropriate (and obvious) course of action.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
It's the Prime Mintster, innit?
A photo of two plastic bags on a kitchen table. The two bags contain a total of 17 bunches of mint.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
All of our ghost decorations ended up on top of our liquor cabinet because, as @merelyeccentric.bsky.social said, "It's where we keep our boos."
A variety of ghost decorations on top of a liquor cabinet.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
And I'm not exaggerating.
A photo of a residential street at night. One house is brightly lit with Halloween decorations - the rest are all dark and undecorated.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
We are definitely That House in our neighborhood.
The outside of a house, decorated for Halloween with gravestones, led "blood" dripping from the gutters, purple and orange led spiderwebs in the shrubbery, and glowing purple bats in the window.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Late l'anniversaire shenanigans.
A kitchen counter with a variety of ingredients for making red beans & rice and duck & andouille gumbo laid out across it.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I always appreciate when my food comes with instructions.
A brown takeout container labelled with "ET" to indicate its contents - chicken etouffee - but in such a way as if it is exhorting the viewer to e(a)t the food inside.
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UncertaintyLich @uncertaintylich.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Yes, but by narrative convention, any readings from the device would be inadmissable, due to the possible presence of this guy:
The Swedish Chef, holding a wooden spoon and waving.
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