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UncannyKyle

@uncannykyle.bsky.social
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Data wrangler and dad by day, werewolf by night. I shook hands with the other guy in N'Sync once!

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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god right!? The only X-Files episode I’ve ever seen, just happened to be at my aunt’s house for her favorite show.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol you can just buy it off Amazon these days.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I drink it every day to keep my hog hoggin’
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you make a truck manufactured in Japan into a monster truck it’s technically a kaiju
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ASL? The answer to all three is monster truck, brother
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anything from Jim Lee.
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X-Men Comic Cover by Jim Lee: Cyclops, Wolverine
ALT: X-Men Comic Cover by Jim Lee: Cyclops, Wolverine
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#LastFourWatched
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VISUAL PHRASING! BOOM!
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The dictionary defines ‘Consent…’”
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been unemployed for 3 months, and the HR people I’ve been interviewing with are starting to ask how bad the market is, out of curiosity. Yeah they ask if I’m applying elsewhere, but a couple have straight-up asked “how’s the job market?” It’s hard to answer without sounding like PLEASE JOB!?
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of us, one of us!
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aw yeah stayed for the Spade
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Star Wars Hyphen Jedi Colon Fallen Order
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still remember the Halo 3 ads on the Mountain Dew machine at my second job out of college. Now that my oldest has joined the work force, maybe I should play a “Halo.”
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The dress is BLUE!” *unsheathes boot knife*
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time you post one of these God gives him another month to spite us.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar going KlobucHARD
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone loans me theirs I will, I got Mighty No 9 for like $2 on Humble earlier this month.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dumb and Dumber: Redeem Yourself!
Alt: Dumb and Dumber: Redeem Yourself!
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He saw “Once Bitten” and it hit him like a ton of bricks.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the obvious joke is that people who’ve never heard “Choosing Texas” probably thought Hillary was a lock too, but…
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These guys add adjectives to non-answers like a college kid trying to pad an essay question.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re a Metroid fan, buy every game physically when it comes out, because eventually the price on the secondary market goes up. It even happened to Federation Force and Other M (Other M went from like $15 to $25 but still).
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s because his full Christian name is Service Games Sonic.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Bear coming ahead of Ted Lasso AGAIN is like a recurring joke at this point.
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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO! @segasaturnshiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there any harm in using AI to work on — or entirely create — projects for the Sega Saturn and elsewhere in the retro gaming scene? Yes, PandaMonium says in this opinion column, equating such work to digital asbestos: www.segasaturnshiro.com/2026/09/24/c... #sega #saturn #segasaturn #retrogaming
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Column: All A.I. Projects Are Digital Asbestos
The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent the views of all SHIRO! Media Group contributors. The cost of modern day video game consoles and personal computers have skyrocketed…
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Peasant, drive me to house!”
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got my first job offer in months that I have to turn down because the pay is too low for the hours, the same day my fridge breaks.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It sounds like a bunch of white guys trying to rhyme at all costs without a coherent thought, so spot on. RIP
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was a game the kids apparently only played in my school where they’d partially cover their mouth and stage whisper PENIS. The teachers would shoot them a look but try to not make it obvious, so they wouldn’t inspire imitators. But every assembly…”PENIS.” “PENIS.”
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh that MGS3 port is not a great way to play the game, but darn if it didn’t try its hardest. Like at the start of every handheld they port a game to show how powerful it is, and it feels impressive, but not enough to dethrone the old version.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He never sounds like he knows what he's talking about and only gets reeelected because South Dakotans are legendarily indifferent.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If there isn’t a physical thing copying and writing saves to my actual cartridges or flash carts, it’s a non-starter for me.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing better than Flash Toons!
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Homestar Runner Propeller Hat
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
QT this with your ballot of ten shows! Mine (in no particular order): 1. Ted Lasso 2. Community 3. Castlevania 4. Voltron Legendary Defender 5. Parks and Recreation 6. Watchmen 7. Bob’s Burgers 8. Righteous Gemstones 9. Sons of Anarchy 10. Venture Bros
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She ran out of targets?
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In STANDARD DEFINITION!
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Iconic Maxell 'Blown Away' Tape Ad
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go Team Venture!
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Venture Bros Hank and Dean High Five
Alt: Venture Bros Hank and Dean High Five
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought she was going to prison for insider trading after Congress got briefed on COVID and she made a bunch of stock moves. What happened to that one?
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I started collecting blu-ray movies recently, because you can get them for like $5 used at antique stores/pawn shops. But I just realized that I haven’t seen anything made after 2020. That’s wild.
Blu-ray copies of “Edge of Tomorrow,” “Black Panther,” and “Star Trek (2009)”
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm the only one in my house who watches D+, and it's for Marvel. Which is funny because you can find Marvel movies on blu-ray used for like $4. You can (and should) cancel D+ and buy everything you need to get caught up for Avengers Doomsday with what you'd pay for two months of service.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who steals an NES Classic? It’s like $50 for a bunch of ROMs you can find with a google search. Now it’s gonna be jail time!
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There will be one line about the events of GTA IV and there will be thousands of vertical videos about it.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did not know about Crystal Flash until like two years ago when I was going through Retro Achievements. I never actually owned the game, I just rented it non-stop, no manual.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think it was a neighbor kid showing me Super Mario Bros, and then like a month later they showed me Super Mario Bros 2 and my little mind was blown.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reminds me of when people said “Cloverfield” is a movie about the people who get stepped on by the movie monster while the real protagonist saves the day.
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When making hashbrowns, do you hash your browns or brown your hash?
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UncannyKyle @uncannykyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If someone can write a Genesis emulator in JavaScript, it can be an Obsidian plugin and one program can handle both.
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