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@uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social
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JJ it/its adult guy thing you are free to interact even if I don't follow you :3 (just keep it PG-13 and don't post/ask for too much personal information please and thank you) txto.eu.org/stray-dogs

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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11m
draws a bunch of red circles around you and arrows pointing to you
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
true ..............................
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dogtape/olivia @dogtape.bsky.social · 11h
names tape. dog tape.
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
names dog. stray dog.
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
and I'm also dog
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
lifts your corpse and examines the extent of the damage then takes notes then revives you to max hp
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
observes the aftermath of electrocution hmmm I see I see perhaps I should adjust the beam's output power
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
FEEL THE ENERGY
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tras gedner
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
to all my tgirl pals in my phone you're freaking awesome sauce don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 11h
big shoutout to all the trans girls gals and pals out there (targeted)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12h
Sites that only use cookies for essential functions such as logging-in users don’t need the popup. If a site has a popup, it’s because they want to do data collection.
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 12h
taps the make it a quote image
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 15h
I am Scared
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 15h
DR STONE TERRAFORMING IS GETTING ANIMATED WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATW AGAG GWAT WGATSHSHUJKLFKJSBDBDJDJ
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
habby birtbday @tobyfox.undertale.com
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空倉シキジ @sorakura.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
発売中の光文社キャラクター文庫「十二単探偵団 平安後宮なぞ解き草子」(著・遠藤遼先生)の表紙を担当しました。 蔵人となり帝お付きの出世コースに乗れたものの強すぎる姉に頭の上がらない主人公が後宮の失踪事件を調査する平安後宮ミステリーです。 よろしくお願いします。 books.kobunsha.com/book/b101950...
頬杖をつく冠をつけた若い男、背後で扇を広げ自信ありげに微笑む十二単の女性。
光文社キャラクター文庫発行、遠藤遼先生著「十二単探偵団 平安後宮なぞ解き草子」の表紙の高解像度イラスト。
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R. P. Genocraft @rpgenocraft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Flowery No. 5 #Deltarune
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can be trusted with a lab,
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't wanna do exams bruh I wanna skip all this and go straight into PhD research
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
better safe than sorry ! possible alternatives include "turn me into a marine biologist and let me study the creatures on the sea floor"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You don’t have to be a slack jawed MAGA voter to like hot dogs whats your problem
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dogtape/olivia @dogtape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
300 subscribers special episode 3!! woaw silly rayn creature according to apopka goob sillybird "he's a silly guy who got magical glitter bombed and now is a butterfly. he also works at mcdonalds." #art #drawtape #drawings #artmoots
drawing of rayn on my notebook!!!
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Mel @tatsumelon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
tenna with my fav childhood cartoon character... #tenna #DELTARUNE #DeltaruneChapter3 #TwilightSparkle
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Undertale/Deltarune Wiki @undertale.wiki · 04/07/2025
So, we recently added pronouns used for characters into character infoboxes on Deltarune Wiki. We hope this information comes in handy! deltarune.wiki/w/Kris_Dreem...
Character infobox on the Kris Dreemurr article on Deltarune Wiki (https://deltarune.wiki/w/Kris_Dreemurr), with a Pronouns section that states "they/them", followed by 47 references.
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Inside the fangamer Rouxls plush's head, there is a hidden worm.
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After years of "edit wars" over the 2023 foam image of Toby Fox, Wikipedia editors were able to get numerous freely licensed pictures of Toby to add to his page. And his Wikipedia article now has multiple images of Toby, including the wonderful foamby fox image.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I had my fare share of hackers running the fun of games for me too. Like in Minecraft bed wars. I just want to play fairly. Then hackers come and it's impossible to beat them.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t even know what that means.
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ok someone restrain me
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
← #1 nerd
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE PHM AND DR STONE i'm so Normal
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh is it crashout time
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions
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4g/11t (spooky) @ggggttttttttttt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
spent way too long figuring out how to mod deltarune for this
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T. Ashley 🌸 Jenkins @fluttersprite.itch.io · 24/09/2026
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that one should never use extreme temperatures to harm a human being or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed by extreme temperatures
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
merry christmas ‼️
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wait why are we prepping for christmas (I see you little gingerbread man) it's barely october
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ouaugh so cozy.........................
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ignore that I'm like a day late to this HIIIIIIIIIII HIII HJIGIIIIIHIIHIHIIIHHH
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RANPO MENTIONED‼️
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Chuu🧡 @chuunews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A new very cozy illustration
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空倉シキジ @sorakura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
「文豪ストレイドッグス 太宰を拾った日」コミカライズ3話がカドコミで読めるようになりました。よろしくお願いします。 #太宰を拾った日 comic-walker.com/detail/KC_01...
「文豪ストレイドッグス 太宰を拾った日」コミカライズ3話のカラー扉。モノクロで描かれた幼い太宰と若い頃の織田の背後に市政の人々が映っている。「すみません、S河署の者ですが。近隣で流血した男が倒れていたとの通報がありました。お話を聞かせて頂けませんでしょうか」
ゴンゴンと玄関扉を叩く音と知らない男の声。椅子に座る織田とベットに横たわる太宰は無言で玄関に繋がる廊下を見ている。
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you turn Ralseis off when told about it, his dialogue if you give him a healing item isn't there, however they still react and has dialogue if armor or a weapon is equipped.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SQUEE
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok go
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I can eat glass. It does not hurt me. @uncaged-butterfly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hmmm i can unblock the bot for like 2 seconds hold on
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