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@unbotable.bsky.social
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Hourly UNBEATABLE quotes. Spoilers may appear. Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com. Bot manager uses (she/it). If the source ever resorts to slop this account will explode.

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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 53m
Sforzando herself designed this. I can't use her words like she can, but... ...the philosophy, as she puts it, is that "the best illusions are real."
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 1h
I'M VERY GOOD AT THEM AND I HATE THEM.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 2h
His ass wasn't big enough for that. Tiny butt.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 3h
The problem is that the freaks and sickos exist. That's us.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 4h
I'm just. Great.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 5h
You sure you don't want me going back to, like... I dunno. Kill him? Just a little?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 6h
A NIGHTMARE THAT I GOT IN MY BRAIN COMPLETE...?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 7h
Sometimes I miss when I had super long hair, too, but I would not go back.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 8h
She just stood there and zoned out.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 9h
Us being anywhere is stupid. Us being here is stupid. And us being on some black site is double stupid.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 10h
You did that much, much longer than I thought you would. I love her so much, but sometimes I just want to... You know. You know what I'm saying. I just want to. Just. You know.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 11h
I'M VERY GOOD AT THEM AND I HATE THEM.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 12h
Beat, I hope you realize that I am shit at being a gamer. ...The shit. The shit. The. I am—
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 13h
yeah this guy got mad jams. i'm into this. this is my favorite thing in the world. this guy is my buddy now.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 14h
...they're, like, waiting-roomy, but it's a specific kind of waiting-roomy.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 15h
One day, you're gonna flatten that thing. That wouldn't end well. Promise?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 16h
Think with your brain.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 17h
She just stood there and zoned out.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 18h
Am I ugly, or am I a stripper? You're both, buttbrain.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 19h
No, no, uh, no, it's the same. ah...I'm cleaning up the streets.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 20h
"It's lunacy to build build a building with a purpose in mind..." "It will figure out its own purpose later."
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 21h
Sorry babe. Do a little flare or something. Make it snazzy. That's my guy.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 22h
Thanks for indulging her, even for just a bit. She's at that age.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 23h
Cows aren't, like, plants.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But, like, uh. OH NO! Um. BEAT STARTED SWEATING! Uh. SHE'S FORGETTING ALL OF THE STUFF SHE WANTED TO SAY! And. THERE WERE SO MANY GOOD POINTS! ... PROBABLY JUST LOOK IT UP SOMETIME.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cops can't do anything to rich people. That's like if a cop did something to another cop.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh I'm going to end up in jail tonight.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're not, like, dying. Don't be dramatic.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hello there! If you're watching this, you might not know what an org chart is! Don't worry! There's nothing wrong with being stupid!
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a Les Paul Standard. That's like, debatably the guitar. That or well, uh, a Telecaster. Or a Strat, if you're five.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm "girlie," now?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it sexist for you to be a maid?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish I was that confident in the future.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think... that's not really a thing you can look like.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more you've done...the energy you put into the world just wants to feed itself, Beat!
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...HOLD ON, THIS ISN'T A RHYTHM GAME, IS IT?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hhh. Hhhehehehehe heh he heheh he heh eheheheh ehe heheeheheh
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, the mommy's girl and her adult friend.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'M RHYTHM NEUTRAL.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm just a friendly adult.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will pay you five thousand dollars right now.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(This will never be normal to me.)
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will pay you five thousand dollars right now.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She just stood there and zoned out.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The more hyper-local a band is, the more the names just sound fake.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it sexist for you to be a maid?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The crew is losing years of their life every second you're back here.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Play it.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the hell are we TALKING about?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cold, white fear. Baby, I'm not just the guard at the gate. I am the guard at the gate. Without me, ANYTHING can happen. Who knows. Maybe you're "anything."
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