A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 37mDid you choose it, or did it choose you? 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 1h(...I look at this and I feel absolutely nothing.) (Like, not just no opinion on it.) (I just feel nothing.) 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 2hEvery system that exists around us is designed to tell us to stop doing what we're doing. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 4hOne day, you're gonna flatten that thing. That wouldn't end well. Promise? 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 5hYou have to be important to be scary. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 6hIt's a Les Paul Standard. That's like, debatably the guitar. That or well, uh, a Telecaster. Or a Strat, if you're five. 010
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 7hAniente ate seventeen meals a day. Very, very small meals. One for every wife he had! 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 9hAniente ate seventeen meals a day. Very, very small meals. One for every wife he had! 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 10hLook at this lil' brontosaurus-lookin guy. Lumpy guy. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 11hPRESS F TO KICK HER SHINS 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 12hI'm a grown-ass dude, and these dudes are kids, and they're doing this? Cool, 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 13h(Absolutely do not acknowledge that you recognize this guy.) 021
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 14hNo, no, uh, no, it's the same. ah...I'm cleaning up the streets. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 16hSometimes I miss when I had super long hair, too, but I would not go back. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 17hThese are weird books for a kid. 010
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 18hCows aren't, like, plants. 001
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 19hSafe, clean, perfect for knocking out an album or two. ...or other things, even? ... Or two. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 20hInformation economy is real economy. 010
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 21hDude, punching me in the face is not gonna turn my mouth off. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 22hEVERYDAY, EVERYNIGHT, EVERYWHERE 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 23hThe entire concept of exchanging money for labor should be a crime. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is extremely very locked. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every system that exists around us is designed to tell us to stop doing what we're doing. 051
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"You're broken." "You're disgusting." "You're too difficult." This is what I keep hearing. Eventually, I end up hearing it from myself. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So, like, six cups, seven cups a day. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am eeked. It ekes out an eek. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You seem like a normal type. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bubble, I'm not, like, going to war. We'll cross paths again. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026AKJCHJNWSJAWDLAKSDJ. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026...oh my god, the cop station is shit-powered. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you. Uh. Come here? Often? 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You've got blood too, dude. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Loathe as I am to admire a big "look at how rich I am" centerpiece... I do have to admit this chandelier is pretty cool. Really ostentatious, but...pretty cool. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can't tell if he's looking at the square or through it. Charming little guy, either way. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026God, you are so, so uncurious. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026But, like, uh. OH NO! Um. BEAT STARTED SWEATING! Uh. SHE'S FORGETTING ALL OF THE STUFF SHE WANTED TO SAY! And. THERE WERE SO MANY GOOD POINTS! ... PROBABLY JUST LOOK IT UP SOMETIME. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you rule. god this guy rules. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sforzando herself designed this. I can't use her words like she can, but... ...the philosophy, as she puts it, is that "the best illusions are real." 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BEAT MADE A 'COOL' POSTER! IT'S VERY 'COOL'. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I miss when I had super long hair, too, but I would not go back. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm gonna cry. I imagined this in my head so many times. And now it's real. And it exists. You exist. You're real and you're alive and you're in front of me. And not just in my head! 042
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hard not to. they practically radiate theme music or they would if their whole thing wasn't, well. hehe. yeah. 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Seduce the guard.) Um. (What? There's no way I'm doing that.) (...this is the only way.) Hey, uh, b...big...boy. Guy... like a, uh, sexy guy. You're a very sexy guy— 000
A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'M VERY GOOD AT THEM AND I HATE THEM. 000