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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts

@unbotable.bsky.social
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Hourly UNBEATABLE quotes. Spoilers may appear. Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com. Bot manager uses (she/it). If the source ever resorts to slop this account will explode.

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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 37m
Did you choose it, or did it choose you?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 1h
(...I look at this and I feel absolutely nothing.) (Like, not just no opinion on it.) (I just feel nothing.)
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 2h
Every system that exists around us is designed to tell us to stop doing what we're doing.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 3h
(I should find Penny.)
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 4h
One day, you're gonna flatten that thing. That wouldn't end well. Promise?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 5h
You have to be important to be scary.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 6h
It's a Les Paul Standard. That's like, debatably the guitar. That or well, uh, a Telecaster. Or a Strat, if you're five.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 7h
Aniente ate seventeen meals a day. Very, very small meals. One for every wife he had!
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 8h
Think with your brain.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 9h
Aniente ate seventeen meals a day. Very, very small meals. One for every wife he had!
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 10h
Look at this lil' brontosaurus-lookin guy. Lumpy guy.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 11h
PRESS F TO KICK HER SHINS
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 12h
I'm a grown-ass dude, and these dudes are kids, and they're doing this? Cool,
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 13h
(Absolutely do not acknowledge that you recognize this guy.)
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 14h
No, no, uh, no, it's the same. ah...I'm cleaning up the streets.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 15h
What theh
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes I miss when I had super long hair, too, but I would not go back.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 17h
These are weird books for a kid.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 18h
Cows aren't, like, plants.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 19h
Safe, clean, perfect for knocking out an album or two. ...or other things, even? ... Or two.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 20h
Information economy is real economy.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 21h
Dude, punching me in the face is not gonna turn my mouth off.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 22h
EVERYDAY, EVERYNIGHT, EVERYWHERE
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 23h
The entire concept of exchanging money for labor should be a crime.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is extremely very locked.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So whatta wh—
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every system that exists around us is designed to tell us to stop doing what we're doing.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You're broken." "You're disgusting." "You're too difficult." This is what I keep hearing. Eventually, I end up hearing it from myself.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, like, six cups, seven cups a day.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am eeked. It ekes out an eek.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You seem like a normal type.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bubble, I'm not, like, going to war. We'll cross paths again.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AKJCHJNWSJAWDLAKSDJ.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...oh my god, the cop station is shit-powered.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you. Uh. Come here? Often?
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've got blood too, dude.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loathe as I am to admire a big "look at how rich I am" centerpiece... I do have to admit this chandelier is pretty cool. Really ostentatious, but...pretty cool.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't tell if he's looking at the square or through it. Charming little guy, either way.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, you are so, so uncurious.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But, like, uh. OH NO! Um. BEAT STARTED SWEATING! Uh. SHE'S FORGETTING ALL OF THE STUFF SHE WANTED TO SAY! And. THERE WERE SO MANY GOOD POINTS! ... PROBABLY JUST LOOK IT UP SOMETIME.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you rule. god this guy rules.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sforzando herself designed this. I can't use her words like she can, but... ...the philosophy, as she puts it, is that "the best illusions are real."
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So whatta wh—
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BEAT MADE A 'COOL' POSTER! IT'S VERY 'COOL'.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I miss when I had super long hair, too, but I would not go back.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm gonna cry. I imagined this in my head so many times. And now it's real. And it exists. You exist. You're real and you're alive and you're in front of me. And not just in my head!
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hard not to. they practically radiate theme music or they would if their whole thing wasn't, well. hehe. yeah.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Seduce the guard.) Um. (What? There's no way I'm doing that.) (...this is the only way.) Hey, uh, b...big...boy. Guy... like a, uh, sexy guy. You're a very sexy guy—
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'M VERY GOOD AT THEM AND I HATE THEM.
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A bot where quotes are legal and you do posts @unbotable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's be scary.
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