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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 8h

What if they frosted both sides of the mini wheats? 🤤

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 14h

🐾👀 I am looking at butts respectfully. 👣👀

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 18h

I never knew rage more than when this would happen to me on a closing shift as a McLaborer. One time this chud comes in with a volleyball team like 20 minutes before close and orders 60 sandwiches, 30 fries, and icecreams. Was like "Why is nobody smiling? You should be happy to be working!"

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S-cry-ed Scryed

ALT: S-cry-ed Scryed

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 23h

This is so real. Dying for me is easy and also slacking + i dont need anyone dead at the moment.. I need sexual favors and chores lol. I need that guy the sub main character of Chained Soldier lol Be actually useful to people you claim to be devoted too. Frfr lol

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Shiloh Skye @shilohskye.com · 06/10/2026

Birb reveal! 🦅

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.//Swav Silverhand✘ 🖥️ @suavevillain.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026

The first feet guy paid for everyone's sins.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think the scary movie that scared me the hardest as a kid was maybe a tie between the scarab scene in that pharaoh movie and the blob. I was paranoid about extra terrestrial goo eating me in my sleep for weeks. Nowadays you people are out here getting off to it lol. Smh 🤣

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The Blob Booger

ALT: The Blob Booger

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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb

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NightEyes DaySpring @nighteyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

LGBTQ+ werewolves are just hotter.

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So I have naming conventions for characters in games. When I made a drug abusing melee build in an RPG I always name him "Doridos Koolranch". There's a DKoolranch lifestyle and rules of engagement that's like move fast, max defense, hitem hard. BE BOLD as it were.

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Conan The Barbarian: Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword Training

ALT: Conan The Barbarian: Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword Training

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's true with like a 80% hit rate that, "What do you mean by that?" Or "Can you explain that?" Either gets you an apology or a walk back, and as an added bonus they probably won't try to talk to you again if you don't share a friend group. It's like a cheat code.

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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

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Shiloh Skye @shilohskye.com · 01/10/2026

I'll be making furry book sales roundup post for #FurryBookMonth at some point here. Please DM me if you have a sale going on so I don't miss including it in the lineup!

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was like, "🤔 Oh no baby! What is you doin' Michael Burns!?" But I watched the video. It was good lol I just got my wife into watching his stuff and then this happened I was worried about a Lorenz situation, but this guys a real one. Check out his communism video too while you're at it.

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Last month I canceled Audible, Hidive, and Spotify which collectively freed up like 30 something bucks a month I think, so it was no problem for me to flip dat into something that actually serves me. I got FA+ now! Imunna use that more like I did in old country.

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can't say what I would have replied here in that server. Suffice it to say there's a reason I stopped arguing with people on the internet years ago because nothing good comes from getting that evil and personal 🤣 The concise and simple version tho is "Shutting up is free."

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I do this so often it's uncanny. Cuz I don't be reading that shit lol. Week before last friend broke her ankle and lost her job or something and I was quick wit the memes before i read the chat 😆

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm usually pretty principled about not using AI summaries on searches, but last night I googled a Diablo 2 Runeword and the AI Dummary gave me the wrong order and bricked my runeword. Radicalizing moments come in all shapes and sizes lol. I hate this shit man. Context on D2 Crafting:

youtu.be

How to Make Runewords | DiabLoL 2 Ep33

YouTube video by CarbotAnimations

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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

playing big walk solo

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Leosaeta @leosaeta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I see a cabin in the middle of a field in a world that's not really real and all I can think of is

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Straight up everytime I've seen a creator do this sort of thing and looked out of curiosity I've been very dissapointed. The only unforgivable sin is conservatism and its down stream isms. 9.9 times out of 10 it's one of those extensively discussed discourses being discovered by a 20 y/o. Lol

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Effses @effses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There's nothing sluttier than a toe ring 🦊⬇️🐾🐈💦 Commission for @jijikemo.bsky.social! #effsesart #furryart

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I used to lay around listening to music doing this shit forever. Its hard for me to focus that long these days tho. I blame the shorts.

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There are certain tells and vice signals that are reliable enough to judge a book by its cover. *sees some new paw art that features cops* "I bet you any money..." *pull up FA page of the commissioner and sees their discourse and whining about politics, Bible verses etc.* "Chud confirmed!"

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PensiveScroll

ALT: PensiveScroll

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Shiloh Skye @shilohskye.com · 29/09/2026

Woah, it's here! A retro horror visual novel adaptation of my flash fiction story, Robot Resources! Go get scared, learn some stuff, and support Edwin's excellent work. #FurryVN #VisualNovel

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Real talk it does hit when it's turns out something or someone people were simping for was evil and you just never gave a shit. I don't care about most things that get popular so it happens to me a ton lol 😆

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Ryukiri @ryukiridragon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It was a better idea in my head, ok? #dragon #comic

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyone think it's weird that we say something "Sucks dick" to denote something is bad? There's only a couple instances in my life where I had a bad opinion of the subject sucking my dick. I think if something sucks dick, at least for me, it should be something that makes you happy. Like pizza 🍕 idk

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Kirby's Powerful Inhale

ALT: Kirby's Powerful Inhale

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: So I gotta tell you about the Oreos. Last night I took 4 Oreos to bed with me - Shiloh interrupting: -and we made love 😏

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Donnell Rawlings Laughing Hysterically

ALT: Donnell Rawlings Laughing Hysterically

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

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a guy somewhere (comms open !!!) @a-guy-somewhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Come on now who the joker who turned the bun into a zonked out pawstool AGAIN he's got work to do 🙄

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wasn't always gay. I learned this lesson early in life. When I go to cons you see alot of people with the claws out and not for fashion reasons, I can't lol.

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ev 🐱🕸️ @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace

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Jaquin @jaqu.in · 27/09/2026

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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 27/09/2026

when you're close to me 🐻💖🐺

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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was reminded of this by @anselmhare.bsky.social so now it goes online Will I ever stop tormenting Bean with weird shirts? Probably not.

5-panel sequence with Bean.

1: Bean, highly stylized with big head and little body, holding a shirt and looking upset. He is saying "Really..."
2: A kitty cat holding a clipboard and looking happy, saying "We can pay you in *sandwich coupons!*"
3: Bean shouting angrily, "NO! Give me MONEY!" The kitty cat looks unamused and says "Fine, but it's a good opportunity already. Now pick up your prop and get to work."
4 and 5: Bean looking quite miserable while holding a green log labeled "SANDWICH" and pretending to eat it. His shirt has a sandwich on it and the words "FEELING SUBBY!" The photographer says, from out of view, "Give me more pleasure... Now show me some tongue..."

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Umenzi Slanter @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I'm in a situation where I'm hearing country music, something has gone horribly wrong.

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Woman in Gucci Jacket Waving

ALT: Woman in Gucci Jacket Waving

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Shiloh Skye @shilohskye.com · 26/09/2026

New book review of Illicit Alliance by @rukis.bsky.social! A thrilling, swashbuckling entry in Rukis's Red Lantern universe of standalone novels. #FurryLit #FurryWriting #Booksky

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Book Review: Illicit Alliance by Rukis

A thrilling, swashbuckling entry in Rukis's Red Lantern universe

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Joooji 🔞 @joooji.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's not quite Ally's usual line of work, but gold is gold, and business is booming~ Comm for @allisontowe.rs

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