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Um akshually

@umakshually.bsky.social
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Very occasionally I write nerdy things about F1 here -> medium.com/@umakschually (No it isn't actually me in the header)

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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vibes today
Fred Vassuer edited to have long hair smirking.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was supposed to plan a holiday this morning instead I was making stupid plots to counter stupid quotes.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am so disappointed with the F1 media coverage and lack of even the slightest bit of questioning of and putting driver statements into context that I'm writing my feelings again 😂 it will most likely never see the time of day but so much of this dumb narrative started in Zandvoort and the VSC
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These Lewis quotes have me back on bsky because holy shit what is happening this weekend? Weird about the Schumacher tribute, weird about Monza 2019, now direct shots at Charles and name dropping Fred as an issue.. Meanwhile no get well whatever stuff towards Charles. What is this?
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This week is unreal. 7 days ago I watched a professional cello quartett Interpret Ai Se Eu Te Pego and now this Life's been weird
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How TF do you release a gen 2 version of a productand it still runs on Android 11 in fuck ass 2026? Gen 2 because of +1GB (3GB) of RAM that's only there because it now also has pen support THAT NOBODY NEEDS ON A DEVICE OF THAT SIZE The fuck ass Phone size one has 6GB RAM, android 13 and is from 24
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I need to do sprints.. but I don't wanna do sprints...
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Matlab is so dumb sometimes it's funny because why on earth if I am running the IDE in dark mode do my plots also automatically have a dark background?? and I like dark plots but like I don't want that to depend on my IDE preferences 😭
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
NEW MUNA ALBUM!!
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Got rained on on my run which was fun but now my baby hairs are all super curly and I'm upset then when I wash them in a second they're not gonna get anywhere close to this curly...
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I've already had beef with matlab but live script... holy fuck in theory lovely idea, in practice useless
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's incredible that there is like no 6-7 inch device available at all or in a reasonable price range because they all have all these extras that I don't need. I don't need color, pen support, or super fancy refresh rates or idek what. I just want a b/w e-reader that let's me use libby + kindle app
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Because I was looking for Android based e-readers (Libby app + I want access to my family's kindle library because if we paid for the books I'm going to be reading them) And was watching reviews YouTube shows me the weirdest tech stuff now. Bc wdym "digital audio players" are a thing 😭
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Announcing someone joining like 3 years ahead of time (gardening leave) is even more hilarious
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
announcing someone leaving 2 years ahead of time is hilarious
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
discord get your shit together.. some of us have friends that drop 18 min podcasts and I would like to be able to listen to them without having to tap my god damn screen every 5s! and this worked fine like a month ago wtf happened!??
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I just want to say that I am very grateful of Overleafs existence because trying to make certain Latex things work locally for other people is an experience and a half also don't be too good at certain things unintentionally or you'll end up with responsibilities you didn't want
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
challenge impossible: Leclerc fans not getting off on Leclercs future at Ferrari being massively fucked with because they don't actually want to see him or the team succeed because they get off on the tragedy of it all. use your brain cells occasionally people I beg you or they'll atrophy even more
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
disclaimer there are many issues and things to be dealt with with the new regs. HOWEVER, why are we retconning how the deployment was handled previously? why are we pretending it was completely in the drivers hands and not handled via predetermined mappings + overtake button?
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
having looked at the github doc for the feed generator.. how about you just write a documentation that is actually accessible for people with little to no experience? people are neither unable to nor unwilling to do a bit of learning for something like this but the instructions need to be accessible
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
1st) pace looks good to me (didn't watch the race so caveat) 2nd) wtf did they do to albon?
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The one thing I have to say about the Max thing is: it's insane that there is this narrative that he doesn't care about how he is perceived and thus speaks the truth™. Somehow people have looked at a man that cares so obviously and so intensely and have decided that that's nonchalance personified
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Very curious to see where this Merc FW closing timing thing goes because there are a few potential options imo. And it would all be varying degrees of illegalities to fuel flow sensor on steroids because it's not a sampling frequency circumnavigation
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
How do you know this lecture is being held by a comp sci guy?
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Something something management being a part of every type of racing, something something DSQ something something
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I am over Verstappens bullshit. For the last like 5 years anytime something happened that he doesn't like he threatens retirement, nothing changes and he still stays. Now he hates the regs, has no constructive comments or suggestions apart from GT3 is better. Then leave and just do GT3.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
These George quotes... I'm starting to get the feeling that way too many of these drivers like being fast and winning but they don't actually like the act of racing and battling for position.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Mattia Binotto even now years later pretending that he as the TP of Ferrari wasn't in charge of the things he says weren't right is downright hilarious. Taking responsibility is absolutely not part of his vocabulary
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Merc were pretty fast huh..
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Great he has his first win let's work on some spatial awareness next 😂
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Kimi did well but imo not really a DOTD performance when compared so someone like Bearman. That Merc is really fast and driving off into the sunset when you're that much faster isn't that much harder
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Can they give Audi another type of red? We have so many shades of blue why only one red? Because I hate looking at the track map and being confused for a second
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I want access to the battery data ffs
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Also Russell and his overtaking issues if it isn't with massive over speed is sad
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So many thoughts about the Ferrari fight. Very fun but very stupid. But also again shows just how far Charles thinks ahead in the lap
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Lewis please George is the objective now
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I get that this is about the clipping and hitting the top speed earlier on the straight. if we compare ANT 26 to 25 and PIA 25 (pole) ANT gains about 2/10 on PIA and 1/10 on himself. braking zone is excl. bc ANT 26 gains even more there. so this is faster on the straight.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
interestingly ANT actually stays on the throttle longer than he or others did in 2025. and I get that this is probably about the clipping but like if you look at the speed trace you see that they just hit their top speed earlier than they used to. and idk why that is supposedly inherently bad.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
PSA: not everything that is AI or machine learning is like chatGPT (an LLM) in fact the vast majority isn't and that shit has been around and used in so many different ways for literal decades like back propagation in neural networks has been around since like the 80s
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"FOM IS HIDING THE CLIPPING IN THE TELEMETRY!!!"" not they aren't because if they were do you not think they'd hide it on all cars!?? have you looked at the telemetry of like at least the top 10? FP1 telemetry was non-existent. shit gets fucked all the time.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
ok let's include all the Merc powered cars atp.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
also can someone tell me what's happening with the merc telemetry on the back straight in all their SQ3 laps? because that looks strange af
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I saw that Fred suggested that there may have been an issue with LECs hybrid deployment and I would say that it does kinda look like that to me. (I know nothing for the record) but HAM is consistently ~15kph faster on the entire back straight + the lack of deployment to the finish line.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The dirty phone screen may have actually been an advantage 😂 but I wanna try this on a computer tomorrow www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Can I just say that so much of the shit about the racing was absolutely overstated. I understand that the drivers want to feel the cars go as fast as possible but the fans want to see overtakes and multi lap battles and if clipping on the straights gets us that then so be it.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I plotted PIA and VERs full race sim from yesterday (day 2) afternoon. the track temp is taken for VERs run but PIA was a few minutes later so I would say it still gives enough rough info. Only in and outlaps are removed for obvious plot reasons.
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
TOTO SHUT UP. seriously I get that he is pissed and I understand what point he is trying to make but maybe let's not use the violent SA of children and women and human trafficking to make a shitty point about F1 rumours
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Is it called off? Is it not called off?
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I forgot how much watching ski jumping stresses me out
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Um akshually @umakshually.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did more thinking and it keeps getting more absurd. The change in procedure would be to give them more time revving the engine to get the turbo up to speed. But if the turbo isn't up to speed when they start they shouldn't stalk. They'd just be slower until it kicks in.
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