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@uluvlucy.bsky.social
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Boricua.🇵🇷 Cooking obsessed foodie. Dinner party host. Soup season enthusiast. #teaSky. Budding green thumb (6a/b). Hoarder of spices & books. Cat mom. Engineer. She/her.

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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 14h
I finally had a little time to start reading this one as well 🙌🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 22h
Trying to do 3 things at once & falling asleep instead 🤌🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bacon, cheese, & cheese bagel 🥯
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⚠️Holy shit, our offer on a house was accepted!! ⚠️ We're headed back to King-Lincoln! I thought for sure they were at least going to counter our below asking price offer or tell us to outright fuck off 😂😂 omg
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lol yeah, we're still finalizing the rate but it's definitely more than we'd like! Probably going to do a buy down, and keep an eye out for lower future rates to refi
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tysm! 🙏🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm planting a corn field in the middle of the near East side y'all
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Celebratory pizza for dinner! The work starts tomorrow 🏃‍♀️
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you, it's good to be back! 🙌🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is extremely Ohio coded actually
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm planting a corn field in the middle of the near East side y'all
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where to acquire compost for 2,805 sqft? 😂
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Siri how to train cat to fetch TP 🧻
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you! *jumping up and down and muffled screaming*
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you!! We might even move in time for some fall planting! Tulip bulbs are coming due
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying not to scream with excitement in the office 🗣️ Guys I cannot wait to show you this garden space
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⚠️Holy shit, our offer on a house was accepted!! ⚠️ We're headed back to King-Lincoln! I thought for sure they were at least going to counter our below asking price offer or tell us to outright fuck off 😂😂 omg
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They have me figured out. 💯 There are also like 5 entries for home organizing, plus multiple for emergency preparedness & home electronics 😆
Screenshot of my Amazon shopper profile:
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Cooks extensively with advanced techniques
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Gardens actively with irrigation systems

Product Preferences
Gradually expanding gardening infrastructure

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Home & Family
Likely has an outdoor space
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Need this so bad
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was a native seed demonstration by the Environmental Engineering group today in one of the many fields kept at the office for such things. Scored a pack of seeds! 🌱 Contains Broad-leaved Purple Coneflower, Foxglove Beardtongue, Yellow Coneflower, Sweet Black-Eyed Susan, and Hoary Vervain 🌼
A seed packet with a yellow label held in my hand. The packet is labeled "Native Wildflower Mix" and shows a yellow coneflower on it.
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Audrey Sargent @stoutheartstudio.com · 06/10/2026
Am I correct in thinking that using Google Drive and docs for collaboration isn’t secure enough for private data? Is OneDrive and MS really that much better?
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Following this thread to see if anyone has answers 👀 I quit using Google Drive for private data bc they seem to be using it for AI training now, but idk what else to use
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen, everyone around here smokes. But their shit is extra smelly & the volume is unfathomable. Literally the whole block smells from this 1 house. Is this a sign of good weed or bad weed?
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Visible clouds of smoke rolling off the porch
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also started using anti-acne products recently! Idk why I quit so many years ago, but swapping my shower face wash & post-shower lotion was incredibly easy to do. Next up I seriously want a regular home cleaning service, I think it will fix me 😄
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm dressing as a Taylor Farms salad mix, nothing scarier for a foodie in these trying times 🥲
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
V has been busy working on his Halloween theme: FDA Food Recalls 2026
Our front yard herb garden at night, featuring 5 skeletons. A man-sized skeleton is wearing a clean suit that says FDA. In front of him are 4 smaller skeletons running away as various types of bacteria & parasites fly at them. The 4 front skeletons are all light with different colored lights.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get home & open my front door, get punched with the scent of weed escaping my house like damn did the cats light a blunt while we were gone?
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The AirBnB 2 doors over from us has somehow managed to hotbox the entire block
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Btw the only surprises I had Thurs were working till midnight then a deer popping out onto the highway that late at night & me narrowly missing a collision with it bc I hit the brakes. 🦌 Missed it head on by 10ft or less
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my goodness, one of mine did this same thing! He was chasing a bug in the yard & got spooked somehow, took of sprinting & bonked his face straight into the stairs. Poor goofy babies 💜
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breakfast fortune is eerily on schedule
A paper fortune from a fortune cookie that says "Your Thursday will be filled with positive surprises." Today is Thursday and we received these cookies last night so the day accuracy is spooky.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The hard part is deciding which type of tea to use!
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Video with recipe www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6spZa...
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vivi.ckitchen on Instagram: "🍎 This baked apple milk tea is seriously addictive!1 tbsp tea leavesApple slices1 tbsp sugarA tiny pinch of salt1 tbsp hot waterAi…"
🍎 This baked apple milk tea is seriously addictive!1 tbsp tea leavesApple slices1 tbsp sugarA tiny pinch of salt1 tbsp hot waterAir fry at 180°C for 10 mins until caramelised.Pour in milk until 80% full, then air fry at 180°C for another 10 mins.The whole kitchen smells amazing, with a thick layer of milk skin on top!Rich tea aroma, creamy milk flavour — so good!🍎 苹果烤奶茶,真的香到不行!一勺茶叶苹果片一勺白糖一丢丢盐一勺开水空气炸锅180°C烤10分钟,烤至焦糖色。倒入牛奶至八分满,再180°C烤10分钟。出锅满屋飘香,还有一层厚厚的奶皮!茶香四溢,奶香浓郁,真的好好喝!#milktea #airfryer #drink #applemilktea #奶茶
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok I love the name bananacue lol. That's exactly what this is too. Decadent 💯
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jaw on the floor staring at this baked apple milk tea done in the air fryer. My god, the innovation! I gotta try this ☕️ 🫖 #teasky
Screenshot of an Instagram video from @vivi.ckitchen captioned "🍎 This baked apple milk tea is seriously addictive."
It shows a white porcelain bowl inside of an air fryer drawer that has been pulled out to check its contents. The bowl is filled with milk tea and apple slices that have been baked in the air fryer for 20 minutes till a caramelized skin formed on top of the milk. It's a gorgeous toasty light brown, and the layer of milk skin has been broken open with a spoon and pushed aside to show the color change of the milk. Bits of loose leaf tea float on top.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you wanna try it 👀👇🏽
docs.google.com
Maduros Ice Cream
Ingredients 2 large ripe plantains 8 Tbsp (1 stick) unsalted butter 2 cups whole milk 2 cups heavy whipping cream ¾ cup dark brown sugar, divided in 2 5 egg yolks 1 tsp vanilla extract 1 tsp cinnamon...
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brown sugar in the recipe is chef's kiss
A Ninja Creami ice cream pint jar filled with a light golden colored ice cream that is sweet plantain flavored. There is also a small bowl on the counter next to the pint jar that has had some ice cream scooped into it. The texture looks nice and creamy, thick but soft.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooh I haven't tried this before! Sounds divine
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A sweet plantain ice cream I make at home 😁
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plátano maduro ice cream 🍦
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whew lord. The fill valves only cost $10-$20 & are pretty easy to replace yourself if that's what they're asking for that task 🥴
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to Daggerbound by T. Kingfisher & the narrator is really nailing it. This book has an insectoid creature that speaks human language by using a music box-like device & Jesse Vilinsky absolutely nails this impression. It's cracking me tf up but it's so perfect, pure skill 😂
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish we had amenities here or nearby where I could get a massage after work or something to alleviate my shoulder tension. We need a YMCA next door that also has massages & offers office worker stretching sessions to walk us thru exercises to alleviate neck & back strain from sitting all day
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to have a sidekick at work to help me do all the things, I miss intern season!
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Why did I just hear the shower door click shut?" *sees Mistress Evil parked in front of the door* "Uh oh..."
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My most intelligent & unfortunately most evil fluff child just figured out how to close the shower door to trap our youngest cat in there 🤦🏽‍♀️
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James Linzel @jlinzel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning gastropod derby, courtesy of underneath the recycling bin
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my all time favorites 😍
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fridge clean out noodle soup! 🍜🍽️ Homemade ginger chicken broth from the freezer with a drizzle of chili oil. Ramen style noodles from the pantry. Leftover Thai ground chicken, hard boiled egg, corn, sugar snap peas, & cucumber 😋
A bowl of wavy noodle soup with broth, ground chicken, corn, cucumbers, sugar snap peas, and half a hard boiled egg.
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