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ultramiraculous

@ultramiraculo.us
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Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!

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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/09/2026
Hearing a coworker from Uber joke about how his colleagues felt up Beyoncé at a corporate event made me want to throw hands, frankly.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 25/09/2026
Wasn’t the iPhone 6 cutting it real close mfg-wise at release? That’s my memory of it. It’s also the first year they had two phone sizes, all in a bunch of colors. I figure this meant they only needed to order two box sizes, and they could throw whatever phone passed QA in there.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 05/09/2026
Like most of their projects they care more about the vibe than if if it actually works, I guess?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 07/08/2026
Why does this one feel like it happened in 2002 and everything else happened last week?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 31/07/2026
You’re not gonna believe this but…
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 11/07/2026
Does this mean I have to transition 🥺
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 19/06/2026
I put on the genie episode after seeing Obsession to explain to someone how genie wishes work. This is how it ends:
Wikipedia article for the Twilight Zone episode “Man in the Bottle”

Highlighted is the text “Castle decides that he wants to be in a position of great power, and wishes to be a leader - who cannot be voted out of office - of a modern and powerful country.”Mr Castle has been turned into Hitler.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 14/06/2026
Literally witnessed at least two fights self-resolve tonight with just the words “Kicks in Five bro 🥹”. #ImaculateVibes #KnicksInFive
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 12/06/2026
Wow the sense of loss realizing they stopped stocking these at work 😭
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 05/06/2026
Oh literally I leave to go to therapy and they do this right outside the office?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 30/05/2026
I always felt like my trainer was asked to emphasize machines only Equinox had and weird workouts you wouldn’t do alone. About 20% of the time I was like “well…never doing this again 😐”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/05/2026
The danger loop is when you’re using a generator like Suno and it gives you almost what you want, but a little off. You can prompt and prompt and prompt and you’ll never get even that “almost right” version again. Ever.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/05/2026
There is 1000% an addiction pathway through the dopamine hit of the AI *almost* getting it right, but maybe next time it’ll work! (It gets it wrong)
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 16/05/2026
Tendi from Lower Decks who would have said this
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 14/05/2026
Ok this one is good.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 11/05/2026
It’s from 4chan so it’s literally fascist:
From Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-maxxing

Linguist Adam Aleksic traced the development of -maxxing and related incel vocabulary to 4chan, where the absence of user accounts meant the only way to signal experience was through fluency in shared slang. Terms like maxxing, mogging, and cucked functioned as what Aleksic called "metalinguistic indicators"—markers that an anonymous poster was a committed member of the community rather than an outsider.[9] The vocabulary later spread through Reddit, where incel users promoted looksmaxxing language as helpful suggestions on "rate me" subreddits even after dedicated incel communities like r/Incels were banned. These forums continued to normalize the jargon, making it easier to both take seriously and parody.[10]
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 06/05/2026
The minorities in…Maine?
Maine population by race/ethnicity showing an honestly-shocking 91.3% white/non-hispanic population.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 06/05/2026
I’m pretty sure Hasan is openly mocking Graham Platner here or am I wrong?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 04/05/2026
Honestly never not satisfying when they actually guessed wrong! #bulletdodged
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/04/2026
A follow up response on Twitter to the OP’s post from Andrew Solender:

Another little wrinkle: a guy tried to bum rush the event with a shotgun.
I don't give a damn about your coat.

The Andy responds: “OK”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 25/04/2026
Some developers have the curse of prophecy: www.reddit.com/r/victoria3/...
reddit.com
From the victoria3 community on Reddit: Vicky 3 devs on the timing of the Straits update
Explore this post and more from the victoria3 community
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 17/04/2026
Trained exclusively on C-suite emails.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 01/04/2026
Cashing out everyone’s PTO to go “unlimited”, cancelling the holiday party… There are signs.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 01/04/2026
From experience they’ll probably lay him off before he has the change 😔
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/03/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social plz
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/03/2026
Skeleton about to take a hammer to its cheekbones. It may go on to shoot a gator idk its life or its dreams ok.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/ultr...
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/03/2026
SFO doesn’t even employ the TSA so they’re doing this just because: abc7news.com/post/tsa-pri...
abc7news.com
Privatize TSA? Why SFO is the 'poster child' for debate amid partial government shutdown
From San Jose to Oakland, long security lines were showing no signs of abating at airports as TSA agents struggled to keep up as they went without regular paychecks amid the partial government shutdow...
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/03/2026
Yeah I ran to pee at the theater and was notttt expecting the hainted jigg when I got back 👀
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 20/03/2026
If it means anything I believe he was the first person I heard use the term “Zoomers”, referring to his Gen-Z fans circa-2019 (before they even knew what “Zoom” was…)
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 20/03/2026
More like the effect of facing zero consequences and getting only positive reinforcement you whole life: abcnews.com/Health/ethan...
abcnews.com
What Is Ethan Couch's 'Affluenza': An Explainer
There is no medical basis for the term, one professor says.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 18/03/2026
Literally what are we doing here:
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 18/03/2026
It’s pretty exemplary “Bluesky reading comprehension syndrome” to jump to “360° that’s a dumb guy thing!”.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 17/03/2026
Explain…is the hot dog saluting, is the saluteer slapping his face with a hotdog instead? A third thing?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 16/03/2026
Hell yeah.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 16/03/2026
I had an 11pm ticket for the Dec IMAX re-release and was like so so so tired. I almost skipped (“I guess I saw it in Dolby…”), wondered if I’d have to leave mid-way… Nope. Locked in.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 16/03/2026
Fight God? Got it.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 09/03/2026
That honestly felt like weird distraction headline bait. “You’d never guess this Luca character was supposed to be gay”. Like Giulia was also the queer life archetype of the friendly theater girl/protective lesbian who knows the girls are gay and lets them work it out on their own.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 07/03/2026
“Emulating our strategy of increasing prices with no clear strategy and no clear value add is a violation of Nintendo intellectual property. Cease and desist or face damages.”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 05/03/2026
Without these astute viewers I would have never been able to recall my years working on the iPhone Operating Program:
An astute viewer’s review pointing out that holograms are programs and don’t have systems
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 05/03/2026
Oh I celebrated and had no idea! 😲
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 02/03/2026
This is turn-of-the-century sanitarium shit.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 01/03/2026
Idk I feel like this particular guy is kinda doing a bit and it’s not terrible…
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 01/03/2026
Yeah I liked that one. I don’t think I’d caught the seatbelt one either.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 28/02/2026
I’m sure there is a legitimate mechanism for doing this but the not-unlikely comedy answer is “they hardcoded that shit right into the OS…”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/02/2026
This is why I assume Tim Cook is so powerful. He definitely has a secondary accent he drops into that has to be *terrifying*.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/02/2026
“Oh yes Miss Gaga I…witnessed…her performance at Karl Lagerfeld’s disastrous 2009 holiday soire…” “…who is this woman?” <group exchanges looks, frazzled> “Miranda…this is Lady Gaga!”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/02/2026
Increasingly buying/cooking on the “Miranda has dementia” trailer theory. This is all she knows of Gaga.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 25/02/2026
I missed the announce who is the lucky son of a gun?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 24/02/2026
Not the only reason, but I *am* reading this post to the sound of the Expanse theme song in my head…
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