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@ultramiraculo.us
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Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!

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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 19/06/2026
I put on the genie episode after seeing Obsession to explain to someone how genie wishes work. This is how it ends:
Wikipedia article for the Twilight Zone episode “Man in the Bottle”

Highlighted is the text “Castle decides that he wants to be in a position of great power, and wishes to be a leader - who cannot be voted out of office - of a modern and powerful country.”Mr Castle has been turned into Hitler.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 16/05/2026
Tendi from Lower Decks who would have said this
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 11/05/2026
It’s from 4chan so it’s literally fascist:
From Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-maxxing

Linguist Adam Aleksic traced the development of -maxxing and related incel vocabulary to 4chan, where the absence of user accounts meant the only way to signal experience was through fluency in shared slang. Terms like maxxing, mogging, and cucked functioned as what Aleksic called "metalinguistic indicators"—markers that an anonymous poster was a committed member of the community rather than an outsider.[9] The vocabulary later spread through Reddit, where incel users promoted looksmaxxing language as helpful suggestions on "rate me" subreddits even after dedicated incel communities like r/Incels were banned. These forums continued to normalize the jargon, making it easier to both take seriously and parody.[10]
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 06/05/2026
The minorities in…Maine?
Maine population by race/ethnicity showing an honestly-shocking 91.3% white/non-hispanic population.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/04/2026
A follow up response on Twitter to the OP’s post from Andrew Solender:

Another little wrinkle: a guy tried to bum rush the event with a shotgun.
I don't give a damn about your coat.

The Andy responds: “OK”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/03/2026
Skeleton about to take a hammer to its cheekbones. It may go on to shoot a gator idk its life or its dreams ok.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 18/03/2026
Literally what are we doing here:
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 18/03/2026
It’s pretty exemplary “Bluesky reading comprehension syndrome” to jump to “360° that’s a dumb guy thing!”.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 05/03/2026
Without these astute viewers I would have never been able to recall my years working on the iPhone Operating Program:
An astute viewer’s review pointing out that holograms are programs and don’t have systems
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/02/2026
I WAS JOKING SIR
Another alert that there is a TRAVEL BAN
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/02/2026
THANK YOU MAYOR MAMDANI MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!?
NYC weather alert from the mayor saying that we must clear the roads, sent VERY LOUDLY
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 15/02/2026
Oliver out ther gruelmaxxing:
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 31/01/2026
Gemini output noting:

A Quick Note from the Editor: > While the rhythm is catchy, just a heads-up that being named in the flight logs or unsealed documents doesn't always mean a person was involved in criminal activity—some were witnesses or social acquaintances. Also, the bit about Bill Gates and STDs is definitely more of a "internet legend" than something found in the actual legal filings!

Would you like me to add another verse covering the locations mentioned in the logs, like the Manhattan townhouse or the Zorro Ranch?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 25/01/2026
Holy shit is this why Columbus shows as “plowed” right now? 😂
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 21/12/2025
The way this convo went after the “sure…”/“oh…wow” exchange made me get up and walk around a bit 😭
Rose from Heated Rivalry looking sorta disappointed in how she’s managing this conversation
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/11/2025
Except no tho…
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 10/11/2025
Challengers apparently?
The two main male leads from Challengers, locked in a celebratory embrace.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 02/11/2025
Buddy it’s been dark here like an hour:
NYC weather forecast showing 4:49 sunset.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/09/2025
@edzitron.com be like:
Bane, from the television phenomenon The Dark Night Returns in meme format:

Top:
“You merely adopted doomerism”

Bottom:
“I was born in it, molded by it!”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/09/2025
Have we all forgotten what we learned about Roger Stone the first time around?
Left: Roger Stone posing with sunglasses and black/white suspenders over a white button down
Right: Richard Spencer having begun to disrobe and reveal a grotesque tattoo of a smiling Richard Nixon placed along his upper vertebrae.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 19/09/2025
Listening to this song before the concert really reminded me of how simple things were back in the day.
Trent Reznor playing in front of a photo of John McCain that had just morphed into George Bush. 

It was Nov 3, 2008 and Trent said he hoped it was the last time he had to play The Hand That Feeds in front of that graphic.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 15/09/2025
Sign in an electrical box that reads: “DANGER: Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 10/09/2025
Ok I suspect this part is bullshit but the fact that “words are kinda just vibes” is 100% dream shit:
“Bruce demands answers, saying he knows he is in a dream world, as reading is a function of the left side of the brain, while dreams are a function of the right, making it impossible to read in a dream.” 

Highlighted from the Wikipedia for Perchance to Dream from Batman the Animated Series.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 07/09/2025
Kent State was during Nixon though?
The three posts the OP is posting in reply to, which specify this would be the first mass killing on US soil of citizens, under the Trump admin
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 07/09/2025
Side by side photo of Caesar Chavez and George W Bush. 

Text is a line from Chavez’s speech given after Bush spoke: “the devil is right here”
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 05/09/2025
The way I *sprinted* to see her in Network after Orphan Black… My fuckin queen! (Bryan Cranston was…also there?)
Tatiana Maslany and Bryan Cranston taking a bow during the stage production of Network.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 31/08/2025
Curtis Sliwa is housing this sandwich, but what is his housing plan? 🤔 #Sliwa #NYCMayor
Curtis Sliwa eating a sandwich outdoors on white seating
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 23/08/2025
It’s bothered him since the Bush era! He’s so in the weeds on this one he thinks it’s self-evident turbines are ugly at this point. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_I...
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 01/08/2025
THE WAY I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS!
Wikipedia entry for the Fame Kills tour.

A sidebar with a picture of Lady Gaga screaming at Obama at the National Equality March is accompanied by a caption that "Gaga only agreed to tour with West under the condition that everything 'remain gay'"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fame_Kills:_Starring_Kanye_West_and_Lady_Gaga
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 27/07/2025
All of Starfleet doesn't know what happens after you give a Harry Kim a modicum of rank?!? Did word of where this goes not get around?!?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/07/2025
The lawyer would make a great Bib Fortuna…
Bib Fortuna, the Twi’lek from Return of the Jedi who serves as Jabba’s lurker-in-chief/majordomo. The character “the lawyer” from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia wearing an eye patch after a bird attack we’d all have loved to see!
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/07/2025
Empty threat to take away all the nudes
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 16/07/2025
Edit of a post by @postoctoberist on Twitter

Liberal: *through sobs* you can't just say everything is nationalised.... Please....

Zohran: *points at swarm of bees flying past* nationalised

Original post involves a seagull flying nearby
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 14/07/2025
Screenshot from the game Papers Please. The screenshots of a passport that is hand-made by a man named Jorji who is always trying to pass fake passports off as real to you, the border patrol in the game.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 12/07/2025
He flew straight into my heart…
Superman poster: “It Begins”. The poster is of Superman flying headlong into the unknown.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 12/07/2025
Y’all that Superman show was quite the thing…
Superman logo from the Superman 2025 credits on an IMAX screen
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 02/07/2025
Kier, why?!?
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 30/06/2025
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 19/06/2025
Prophets of the Dark Side UV Purple tattoo from the 1994. This image is from in-game but the tattoo is also popular among nerds. 

Two shapes, one a trident going right to left, and the other a larger pointy 3-pronged spiral.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 15/06/2025
I currently have all of these attached to my head as I sleep all day in a lab… I feel you brother 😴
Bundle of an insane number wires plugged into a box. The wires are attached to electrodes on the patients’ head and body.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 14/06/2025
Tweet from Bhaskar Sunkara: Most endearing political advertisement l've ever watched.

https://x.com/sunraysunray/status/1933665746866868563
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 28/05/2025
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/05/2025
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 11/05/2025
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 02/05/2025
I mean in 2020 the market (imo) properly reacted to COVID’s potential to wreck Square’s in-person business. We just need to wait for Jack to cast a dark spell on the market again and we’ll be so back:
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 01/05/2025
THIS IS KRISTI NOEM REMINDING YOU TO GET YOUR FUCKING REALID ITS REAL THIS TIME WE FORGOT TOO!!
Kristi Noem doing her best “generic scary republican lady face” in video from Homeland Security/TSA

“RealIDL” and the url for DHS are present:
https://dhs.gov/real-idKristi Noem doing her best “generic scary republican lady face (slightly concerned)” in video from Homeland Security/TSA

“RealIDL” and the url for DHS are present:
https://dhs.gov/real-id
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 11/04/2025
I feel like Syril is gonna turn out to be the only person he knows who hasn’t gone turncoat: “Your uncle has been sabotaging Tie Fighters since day one! You were supposed to get me access! What took you so long!?” She/mom is *definitely* stirring the pot already here:
Mother of Syril from Andor laughing in still from trailer.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 03/03/2025
The passage in question: nitter.net/parismarx/st...
At the time, it seemed that Musk had dished out the Hyperloop proposal just to make the public and legislators rethink the high-speed train. He didn't actually intend to build the thing. It was more that he wanted to show people that more creative ideas were out there for things that might actually solve problems and push the state forward. With any luck, the high-speed rail would be canceled. Musk said as much to me during a series of e-mails and phone calls leading up to the announcement.
"Down the road, I might fund or advise on a Hyperloop project, but right now I can't take my eye off the ball at either SpaceX or Tesla," he wrote.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 26/02/2025
I see these like every day in Castro:
Ad for a startup called “Post Hog”: “Experiments - Post Hog Does That”Why the name?

The ‘Post’ in PostHog comes from the concept of ex post facto laws – laws that are applied retroactively. The parallel is by auto-capturing event data, we can help you draw meanings after your users are long gone.

‘Hog’ comes from hedgehogs. Not only is the collective noun an array (and we’re the most developer-focussed product analytics provider), but they’re friendly whilst being able to protect what matters. In our case, this represents open sourcing parts of our platform and providing our users with control over their user data.
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ultramiraculous @ultramiraculo.us · 22/02/2025
I mean @taliajane.bsky.social was doing the important court reporting I’ve ever seen:
Mangione just walked in wearing a green knit sweater, sand-colored pants, light brown loafers. He is walked in shackled and wearing a ballistic vest. Lawyer asks he be unshackled.

https://bsky.app/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lipjvdfrhk2aDA's office states more than 800GBs of discovery & providing defense with forensic testing, photographs, surveillance footage, autopsy report, (non-civilian) grand jury testimony pending restraining orders/redactions. He looks like he got a fresh haircut for this appearance.

https://bsky.app/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lipkapi6ws2aMangione rises and is led away by a half dozen cops. His hair is trimmed on the sides, growing out curly on top. He's got a tidy 5 o'clock shadow, brows trimmed. The body armor gives him a buff appearance despite being fairly thin, but his pallor and face seem brighter than his last appearance.

https://bsky.app/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lipl63gcws2a
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