iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Does anyone have any favorite long reads on COVID and queer community/art/sex practices/lgbt impacts? Teaching a humanities-centered course on queer intimacy & pandemic. Thank you, comrades. (I will be blocking derailers/deniers) #covid #queer

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Sol J Brager @soljbrager.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

In the words of @ultramaricon.gay “man grad students love a bleak conference title”

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Madeline Miller you have the perfect yearning gap between seasons of Heated Rivalry to release another reimagined Greek banger, get to work girl

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

if i was an asshole to you and you didn't talk to your therapist about it it's over between us

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

wherever the Olympics are supposed to be this year they should just move the whole shebang to Canada right now

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

tired: excited about tomorrow's morning coffee at bedtime wired: desperate for that evening's lil glass of sherry at 6am

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

for better or worse at some point we're going to need to discuss Connor Storrie's likeness to Celia Imrie

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

i think it would feel so weird to look a stranger in the eye and tell them your baby's name is Richard

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

it is so unbelievable to me that we only get two sets of teeth for our entire lives and the second ones come in before we hit puberty?? do you know how many things I'm going to eat after that??

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

there is a self-flushing toilet at work that has been beeping intermittently for 3 years

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

being a dad who is tired has prompted me to reflect on how much my parents made me feel like a problem and how i don't want to do that

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

this was such a good idea. I'm just pelting my MAGA parents with truth. they don't know how to mute, I'm the only account penetrating their algorithm, they would never unfollow me, and i don't have to worry about flooding like-minded friends with content they've already seen while i get zoomies out.

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

and by "leftist content" i just mean reality

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

it just occurred to me that if i want to passive aggressively inundate my MAGA dad with leftist content without annoying my other followers all i have to do is create a "close friends" group of only him and go ham

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2026

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

looks like my password was just "compromised" and now i have to stick my hand in a Gom Jabbar box to get back into my email

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i love how websites are like "☑️ Click here to get exclusive updates and deals!" as if they're not going to subscribe you anyway.

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i got locked out of all my work accounts and ngl i kinda hoped i was fired

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i was in a Costco in San Diego for an hour and was able to cast every actor for season 2 of Heated Rivalry

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

in 2026 i predict microphones will get so tiny influencers will have to hold them with tweezers

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

we used to just pick one of the 4 channels or MTV to watch NYE Entertainments but for the last 10 years we just try like 7 different apps to access something interesting and give up by 830pm PST

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

you're telling me a Canadian gayed this hockey

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

i want to race Ilya in the pool and lose

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

i think the way my mom sees it I'm cheating on my high school girlfriend with my husband

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

anyway, ring a ling a ling ding dong ding

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

gay programming can resuscitate the shit out of a decades-old pop hit

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

all i can think about is hockey and i have yet to watch a single game

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Shane broke his macrobiotic diet for his man's cheese and bread he'll do anything that Russian says it's diabolical

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

the mise en place Ilya pulled out of that refrigerator for the "i was already going to make one, i can just make two" tuna melt was basically a marriage proposal

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

if that Russian man asked me to stay the night with him like that i would instantly conceive a child

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

not for nothing but so was your lit professor

poster "Your radiologist, more than 13 years in the making"

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

they took daddy away from us and gave us unc, this is not ok

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

the actor who plays Ilya seems like this one type of beautiful, well-adjusted 20-something gay whose gaze used to make me freeze in place like in Squid Games. even worse if they flirted with me, it's like having the sun shine on you but you're a vampire

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

life is currently difficult and gay hockey is helping, as it has mankind for centuries

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

this morning my friend sent me a video on Instagram, i opened it and enjoyed it, thought "my friend would like this," and sent it back to her. how's everyone else doing?

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

why do straight men think anyone wants to watch the little videos they send

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

bisexuals need to calm tf down, the only thing erasing you are gay4pay prestige actors saying "i'm straight but i'd be lying if i said i've never been attracted to a man" (i say this as a 5/6)

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

guys i just realized I've had a crush on chef Bobby Flay for 30 years

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

It Happened To Me: a student asked if I'm ok, i look tired (I'm just old)

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

the way university administrators pit staff and faculty against each other, and reward this dynamic, is really, really bad

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

i had not been following the news today, so it was incredibly jarring to open the Internet and immediately see the photo of Mamdani at the oval office, my immediate question was what is AI doing on the front pages of the nytimes

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

my life's chronology of poetic themes and maybe yours: cats deaths of cats cats with powers pining (no cats) sex (def no cats) relationships (they're like a cat) break ups (no cats again) metaphysical (cats, but are they?) parenting (all prior cats) aging (nature, cats implied)

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

the juxtaposition would be ironic if it wasn't so utterly consistent

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

in San Diego the radio station that switches to 24/7 Christmas music for over a month every year is the only station on which I've heard the disgusting Kristi Noem ICE recruitment ad

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

not that anyone has accused me of kidding, but I'm not

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

i was very confused about which of the 8 kids at day care is Nolan until the Thanksgiving sign-up sheet revealed that there are 3 Nolans. that's a 37.5% incidence of Nolan among children aged 1-4.

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vanta greige @ultramaricon.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

i regret to inform my moral upright self that my morally ambivalent self has gone to the Just Walk Out supersurveillance convenience store on campus 3 times now for the daily little can of cola i should be boycotting :(

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