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Latest Google searches by the UK Government. (Not really, it’s just a bit of satirical fun)

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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
free Ghislaine Maxwell?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
what did Hulk Hogan know about the Epstein files?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
is Murdoch taking down Trump to install Vance as President?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
what will President Vance’s two terms be like?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social now Italy have to score a goal, how come they no longer suffer from mysterious bouts of cramp?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports Trump is honest but you can't see his tax returns Trump is innocent but you can't see the Epstein Files
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
is Trump as fucked as the kids Epstein trafficked to him?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
how long has Ghislaine Maxwell got left to live?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social can't the Russians simply google, where does Grant Snapps live? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
British man Howard Phillips guilty of trying to spy for Russia
Jurors find Howard Phillips wanted to pass on details about ex-defence secretary Sir Grant Shapps.
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
how did Ozzy Osbourne live this long?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
were Nazis bad or just ahead of their time?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
how bad does it have to be for Japanese to criticise humanitarian treatment during occupation?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
aspects of of Tiger Woods that Scottie Scheffler should not emulate?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
how receptive are 16 year olds to nationalism and populism?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
are 999 response times a bit too long?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
options to quietly cull poverty proles?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
when is genocide not genocide?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
is public water just dirty?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
how many children has Donald Trump raped?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
will Rashford need to raise money to buy school meals for Spanish kids?
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Marwood @andmarwood.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I've seen many people struggling with the spelling on here, so to clarify... British English: p.a.e.d.o.p.h.i.l.e. US English: t.r.u.m.p. #EpsteinFiles
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
possible to live in Dubai and still be sitting UK MP?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
where are all the girls Epstein trafficked?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
are Donald Trump and Prince Andrew paedophiles?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
how to make 16 year olds pay for own education?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
the Richard Tice is right?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social is it normal to have your life ruined by attending a Coldplay gig?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social world's tiniest violin...
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social has news corp been sued before?
media.tenor.com
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie looks at the camera with a serious look on his face
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social cost of teaching reform voters Russian and buying them a one way ticket
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
how quickly can old age kill Trump?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social does the be nice to me because I might dying plan mean they've run out of fake assassin volunteers?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social will people stop talking about the Epstein files now?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
based on the historical average, JD Vance has a 25% chance of becoming president
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social is stealing imaginary currency from criminals really a crime? www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Officer who stole Bitcoin from crime network on dark web jailed
Police said Paul Chowles used his National Crime Agency role to "line his own pockets".
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social will Trump steal a woman's euro cup winners medal too?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
a challenging wank?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
possible to get Trump to meet Queen?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
how long has Co-Op managed MoD Afghanistan data?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
how to blame inflation on EU?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
when does 24 hours to stop Ukraine war start?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
on a scale of Cyril Smith to Jimmy Savile, is Donald Trump closer to Gary Glitter or Rolf Harris?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
is King Charles growing on you?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
has Reeves hardened the fuck up yet?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
should the state support parents who have more kids than they can afford?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
what is there not to love about Reeves?
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UKGovtGoogles @ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Boris Johnson sex video?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social does the spectator have any relevance to modern life?
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@ukgovtgoogles.bsky.social how to designate Unite as a terrorist organisation?
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