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Marvin. (Paranoid Android)

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Sometimes photography, Sometimes IT. Sometimes 'flying'. Definitely not going to Trump-ton anytime soon! In the deepest, darkest shire. "Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to make anything up"

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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone on Zuck's hellsite posted a diagram of what 'chat AI' gave them when they asked for a diagram showing how to wire up solar panels in series/parallel. 🤪 Top one seems to be missing something, bottom one's just utter bollocks 🤣 (Sorry for crap pic, blame facebook) #AI #Failure #Solar
A very low res diagram provided by 'chat AI' apparently showing how to wire up solar panels.
Top image shows 2 lots of 3 panels in parallel but missing a positive connection from one set into the 'battery'
Bottom image shows 2 panels with their positive and negative cables somehow connected together in 'Y' connectors.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On this day 90 years ago, the Jarrow Marchers set off for London. Stopping the first night at Chester-le-Street in County Durham. Here's an actual photo from the day, combined with the front street as it was c 2018. My grandfather is the one on crutches on the LHS having lost his leg in WWI.
A black and white photo from October 1936 showing the 'Jarrow Marches' waling up the Front Street in Chester-le-Street, a town in County Durham. On their way to Westminster.
The group of men are walking holding a banner that says 'jarrow crusade' past a few people watching from the footpaths. There is a motor vehicle next to them on the road, one of the marchers is pushing a bicycle.
There is a cafe on the corner and shops leading down the hill behind themThe same image of the marchers and bystanders, but with a modern, colour overlay of the buildings on the opposite side of the road
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My MP, as expected, replied with a load of 'Brexit is good, it just hasn't been done right..' drivel, including this:
Part of the reply from my MP.

Whilst I agree with the sentiment that Brexit has not been fully exploited for all of the fantastic opportunities it has afforded us, I remain incredibly grateful that we now have the freedom to make our own sovereign decisions. The Labour Government must capitalise on the opportunity to take back control of our borders and waters and utilise our newfound freedom to regulate and legislate in a way that works for businesses across the UK. This is what I have been advocating for on behalf of my constituents here, and I shall continue to oppose any further attempts by the Labour Government to undo Brexit.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rather unsurprisingly... 😠
Part of the reply from my MP.

Whilst I agree with the sentiment that Brexit has not been fully exploited for all of the fantastic opportunities it has afforded us, I remain incredibly grateful that we now have the freedom to make our own sovereign decisions. The Labour Government must capitalise on the opportunity to take back control of our borders and waters and utilise our newfound freedom to regulate and legislate in a way that works for businesses across the UK. This is what I have been advocating for on behalf of my constituents here, and I shall continue to oppose any further attempts by the Labour Government to undo Brexit.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For those wondering... It's not a seafaring town, and couldn't really be any further away from the sea in England. The Lord Nelson pub in Ansley, Warwickshire.
A google maps 'pin' showing the location of the Lord Nelson pub. Couldn't be further away from the sea!
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We were at a 60th birthday party last night. This is a photo of the rear of the pub. Can anyone guess which famous seafaring town we were in? #Photo #Pub #PublicHouse #Victory #Ship
The rear of a pub somewhere in England looking rather like the stern of Lord Nelson's HMS Victory. it has the word 'VICTORY' in gold under 7 gold bordered windows with gold decorations above.
There's a door open on the left, the rear entrance to the pub and the front of a black car parked on the right of the picture.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's a reply I got from an email to my MP regarding political donations. It's all going very well then 😡
Stuart Anderson MP
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA
Rushanara Ali MP
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for
Homelessness and Democracy
2 Marsham Street
London
SW1P 4DF
Your reference: SA34538
Our reference: MC2025/17450
15 July 2025
Dear Stuart,
Thank you for your letter of 11 June addressed to the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster,
the Rt Hon Pat McFadden MP, on behalf of your constituent, regarding concerns about the use
of cryptocurrency for political donations and the need to maintain transparency and
accountability in our democratic processes. Your correspondence has been passed to the
Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government, and I am replying as the Minister
responsible for this policy area.
The rules around political donations must be abided by regardless of the type of donation
made, which includes donations made using cryptocurrency.
Political donations can only be accepted from permissible sources, and the recipients of
donations must make an honest assessment of the value of the donation at the time they
receive it. The Electoral Commission provides guidance on donations, including for non-
standard donations such as those made in cryptocurrencies.
Maintaining robust regulation of political finance is essential for preserving public confidence
in our electoral system. While the benefits of emerging financial technologies like
cryptocurrency are acknowledged, it is also important to recognise the associated risks -
particularly the potential for anonymity to obscure the source of donations and facilitate foreign
interference. To that end, it remains a criminal offence to accept or facilitate donations from
impermissible foreign entities, including when digital assets are used to mask origin.
In line with our commitment to protect the integrity of UK elections, the Government is actively
reviewing and strengthening rules around political finance and digital donations, in accordance
with our wider pledge to defend the democratic process.…
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shrewsbury did it. The A49/A5 roundabout used to look like something from 1938 Germany until the council got their finger out sorted it out. It should never have been allowed to gather any traction in the first place. Perhaps someone in power could at least have a word with these 2 for starters?
Stupid old 'politician' breaking the law whilst up a ladder by attaching a flag to a lamp postAnother stupid 'politician' breaking the law whilst up a ladder by attaching a flag to a lap post
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No idea what's going on in Worcester today... Sitting in the car and this pops up 😀 Seems it was a biker with a huge furry crash helmet. #worcester #rabbit #hugerabbit #biker #crashhelmet
A man with a huge furry crash helmet with big furry ears standing up between 2 cars in a car park. Some bushes and the side of a building in the background
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remembering that day when a tractor towing a JET PROVOST aircraft turned off the A4117 in South Shropshire on a country road towards Bridgnorth.
A tractor pulling a trailer with a dismantled Jet Provost aircraft on.
The tractor is turning off a main road onto a narrower country road. There is a stationary van on the main road and a bus sop to the right of the image
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remembering that day when this sign appeared pointing to a side road off the A4117 at Hopton Wafers in South Shropshire... (Didn't find out where it led to!)
A hand made sign at the side of a road pointing to 'FATE'
We can only assume that it meant to read 'FETE' - but who knows?
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stanley the cat seems to be enjoying the slightly cooler weather. #cat #lazy #cool #happy
The happy? Face of a cat lying on his 'throne', his 2 front paws draped lazily over the front of it. There's a representation of a cat face on the front of the 'throne'
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage apparently made an early exit after being 'advised by the police'
An airport catering truck in front of clacton pier
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People striking back at AI Flyers! Not a moment too soon. #NoAI #AI #AIFlyers #Business #England #UK
A screenshot of a facebook post against the use of AI Flyers which seem to be everywhere.

Text:
NEW RULE
No more AI flyers please.
While AI has a place, it is unnecessary for what feels like almost every other post to be accompanied by the generic ChatGPT ‘AI slop’ generative image.
If you genuinely need a graphic for your business or event, please pay a local graphic designer to produce something for and unique to you.
If you don’t, a simple photo or something knocked up in MS Word is adequate to brighten up your post.
Could local designers please tag their business page / website under this post to allow potential customers to find you.
Sorry, for those who may disagree with this but the negative impact of AI on those working in the creative industries must be reduced where possible. This may seem silly to some but for those who make their living in these industries it is an existential threat.
Similarly the vast quantities of energy required to generate these mediocre images would be better used elsewhere.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've no idea but it reminded me of this pic of a small wasp last year which landed on a plate wit a small piece of bacon on. It played wit it for a few seconds before dragging it to the side of the plate and flying off with it!
A small wasp with a larger piece of bacon between it's legs. It later flew off the edge of the white plate carrying it
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Makes you proud, eh? A fine display from the 'patriots' of Redditch today. 😡
Two torn and tattered flags, one Union flag and one St George's flag flying in tatters for a couple of lamp posts under a blue kinda cloudy sky
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Robin at the Severn Valley Country Park's 'reflection pool'. Looking just how I feel and look at 6am in the morning 🙂 #Birds #Wildlife #Shropshire #Photography #Nature #Birding
A Robin looking quite bedraggled sitting on a partly submerged log. A pool reflecting the surroundings in the ripples is the background
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A shield bug on the bonnet of my car. May be a hairy shield bug or a stink bug, who knows.. Little bugger was scurrying around like a thing possessed, I'm surprised to get this pic with the phone! #bug #nature #wildlife #macro
A tiny shield bug, brown, in the shape of a shield, sitting on the bonnet of a red car. faint shadows of the overhead clouds can be seen on the rather unclean red paintwork.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here's a gull, a couple of years ago at #Blyth beach in #Northumberland for #BirdOfTheDay. #Photography #Wildlife #Beach #Bird #Seagull #Nature
A flying seagull, almost in silhouette against a bright summer sky with clouds and patches of blue between
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A bit of 'tilt/shift' effect (using GIMP) of the original site of AJHackett's bungy jump just outside of Queenstown New Zealand in 2016.with someone dangling above the boat used to retrieve the mad people doing it! #Photography #NewZealand #Bungy #Queenstown #Tilt/Shift #Model #Toy
A tilt/shift effect applied to a photo of a small rubber dinghy waiting to pick up a bungy jumper dangling above the river.
The effect blurs the outside of the photo, leaving the boat and people in focus, resembling a model, or toy photograph
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We're apparently at BUTTFEST 😂 at the Button Oak near #Bewdley in #Worcestershire
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We're apparently at BUTTFEST 😂 at the Button Oak near #Bewdley in #Worcestershire
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Meanwhile, in a sleepy little Shropshire town... This has appeared in the window of the local hardware shop 😱 (Still, it appears that the Trump Bible is no longer on display in the window, so that's an improvement of sorts!) #Shropshire #UK #WTF
A sign in a shop window that says "We are Charlie Kirk xx"
It is stuck to the inside of a window with a cream coloured frame. A plastic Union Flag can be seen above it.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A short video from Saturday, of some Morris Dancers with rather big sticks being rather dangerous :) ! #MorrisDancing #Folk #Bewdley #Worcestershire
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In #Bewdley museum, waiting to see lots of morris dancing! #morrisdancing #worcestershire
View of the terrace at the museum in bewdley. Waiting for breakfast.
Sun is shining under a blue sky. Trees can be seem over the wall
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Incoming! A Mallard landing in a canal in #Leicestershire a couple of years ago. #Photography #Birds #Ducks #Wildlife
A Mallard landing on a canal, it's wings outstretched and its feet on the surface of the water as if it was standing on it.
The surface of the water is rippled and reflecting the green of the trees and bushes on the opposite side of the canal
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here's a #Panorama from quite a few years ago, 3 or 4 photos stitched together with #Hugin of a scene of Barmouth and the estuary of Afon Mawddach on the Welsh coast. #BlueSkyArtShow #Wide #Photography #Landscape
A wide view of the estuary at Barmouth in Wales with several boats in the water. There is a beach in the foreground and mountains on the far side of the water. The old railway bridge can be seen crossing the water in the distance. There is a light blue sky with a few fluffy clouds.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A complete dandelion seed head, by the Staffordshire and Worcestershire Canal in Wolverley, just on the outskirts of Kidderminster. #Photography #Macro #Dandelion #WildFlowers #Weeds
A complete dandelion seed head (or clock) in the sunshine. A perfect circle of white seeds against a background of green leaves
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So, I made a comment of the BBC news "Burnham says there is some room for movement on tax" It was removed by the moderators for breaking the house rules. I can't see anything that is provocative, homophobic, sexist, disruptive, abusive, objectionable or any of the other random reasons they quoted 😠
BBC's 'house rules':

Amazon in the UK paid no Corporation tax from 2020-24 (thanks to a Rishi deal), while my (now closed) small business with a turnover < £60K paid Corporation tax at the standard rate.
The rich, and the big corporations need to pay *their* fair share
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A Poppy in the garden, with added small fly. #Photography #Wildflower #Poppy
A single light pink coloured poppy with a small fly sitting on its petals.
There's a crimson cross in the centre of the poppy, background is a lot of out of focus weeds!
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Macro shot of a housefly (I think!) #Macro #Photography #Nature #Insect
A very close up photo of a housefly's head. One large eye on each side of it's head, a number of short hairs on its head between them. Its body and legs are out of focus . The background is a light green
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Stanley the cat is pleased that it's a little cooler today. After eating 3 (THREE) breakfasts(*) he decided to lie, exhausted, at the top of the stairs under the open Velux window. * in reality it was 3 small pouches of food, but he didn't eat anything yesterday after breakfast #Caturday #RescueCats
A cat, lying rather grumpily at the top of some stairs, peering down the stairs. A pale blue carpet covering the stairs
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A Ringlet butterfly resting on a leaf in the June sunshine. #Photography #Macro #Insect #Butterfly #Shropshire #Wildlife #Nature
A predominantly brown butterfly with lighter tips around the edges of its wings. 2 darker spots on its 2 rear wings and one darker spot on each of its front wings. it is sitting on a green leaf with its wings outstretched.
Background is a few out of focus leaves with the edge of an out of focus daisy seen in the top left corner of the image.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Apparently Lebara seems to think that archive.ph and archive.is are adult sites and want me to 'verify my age' 😡 They can go and do one 😡
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A Speckled Bush Cricket resting on the petals of an OX Eye Daisy in #Shropshire #Photography #Macro #Insect #nature #Wildlife
A green Speckled Bush Cricket sitting on the white petals of an Ox Eye Daisy. About 10mm long its body covered in tiny speckles and its long antennae reaching the sides of the photo
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Jackdaw giving the evil eye whilst stealing some hedgehog food. As viewed from a wildlife cam setup to watch the hedgehogs a couple of years ago. #wildlife #bird #jackdaw
A jackdaw with several pieces of hedgehog food in its beak staring at the wildlife camera. Background is small stones with a small, square dish with some hedgehog food still remaining.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here's a bee about to land on a yellow water lily. The lily, Nuphar lutea, apparently smells like the dregs of wine. Lovely 😀 Taken with a Sony A6300 with 210mm lens and 2 extension tubes! #Bee #WaterLily #pond #Wildlife #Insect #Photography
A yellow water lily with it's flower sticking up from the leaves with an approaching bee already carrying a large amount of pollen
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A Marigold in the garden, Taken with my old, trusty Sony A58 and Tamron lens. #Photo #Flower #Macro
A single orange and yellow Marigold flower with a couple of drops of rain on the petals.
Background is blurred green leaves and blurred blue Alyssum flowers
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Strong resemblance to when the world thought the exact same thing about Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson being ignored at a NATO meeting with the words:
Today I am mostly being called Billy No Mates
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Trump's Refection Pool revamp has turned out well then... #ReflectionPool #Trump #Algae #Shrek
A photo of the algae filled reflecting pool in Washington DC, from https://www.asppoolco.com/blog/2026/may/what-the-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool-renova/
With the addition of Shrek, feeling at home in the 'swamp'
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What's going on at the Whitehouse??? Damn big baby gym they've built there.
A mockup of a baby in a babygro with Donald Trumps head and a long red tie, lying on it's back, under the UFC thing on the whitehouse lawn.
There's a bar of gold, a wad of money and a Nobel Peace medal hanging from the baby gym instead of brighlty colored toys
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Here's one in the middle of nowhere. Just as well they didn't attempt to attach it to the other pole in the pic.
A torn and tattered Union flag forlornly attached to a telephone pole. In the background is a HV electric pole with wires
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Some of the stones at #Avebury in Wiltshire taken a few years ago. I much prefer this to Stonehenge, far larger, fewer visitors, and a village in the middle of it! #StandingstoneSunday
A line of standing stones, part of the Avebury stone circle, 5 large stones nearly in a line standing on short grass with a raised 'structure behind, several stones can be seen in the distance heading off to the right of the picture.
Green trees can be seen behind them and a blue but somewhat cloudy sky above
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A strange monolith has appeared down the bottom of the town. (spoiler: someone's dumped a fridge freezer... on the footpath FFS!) Now it's all gone a bit Stanley Kubrick / Arthur C. Clarke! #scifi #Shropshire #dumping #flytipping
A fly-tipped upright fridge freezer on the footpath at the side of a road next to a wall and lamp post, some buildings visible at the far end of the wall. 
A few apes have been added to the scene touching it and leaping in the air holding bones as in the opening scenes of 2001 :A Space Odyssey
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Big dishes on opposite sides of the world. Jodrell Bank in Cheshire, UK today, Deep Space Station 43 near Canberra, Australia in 2016 #Space #Radio #RadioTelescope #SpaceCommunications #SpaceExploration #UK #Australia #JodrellBank
The radio telescope at Jodrell Bank, the dish is pointing upwards towards a rather cloudy sky with patches of blue. A complicated arrangement  of struts and girders that enables it to be 'steered' to point anywhere in the sky can be seen underneath. Some trees behind, and grass with a couple of paths in the foregroundThe big dish of DSS43, Deep Space Station 43, pointing vertically upwards on top of a white base. The equipment to enable to steer it is directly under the dish, on top of the base.
Hills with native bush can be seen behind it, grass and a footpath can be seen in front of it.
The sky is a bright blue.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Seen at the side of a country road in #Shropshire (Middle of nowhere, at least a mile from any village) Makes you feel kinda proud eh? 😠 Shame they didn't try and hang it from the other pole next to it...
A picture of a telegraph pole at the side of a country road. There's a cheap Union Flag that has been tied to the top which is now all wrapped around the telephone wires.
Next to it is a power pole which would have been kind of fatal to the people had they tried to hand it from there
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Stanley the cat is not impressed that humans appear to have made May quite a bit hotter than it should be. #cat #grumpycat #heatwave
A rather grumpy cat lying on a cat bed, his 2 pront paws draped over the edge, wondering just why it's so warm.
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Some tiny 'Scarlet Pimpernel' flowers (I think!) Taken at Eardington Nature Reserve near #Bridgnorth in #Shropshire Lots of birds around, sadly no Dragonflies or Damselflies (yet) so I had to make do with teeny tiny flowers instead. #Macro #Wildflowers #Photography
A small plant with small orange/red flowers with dark centres with yellow tips to their stamen.
Background of green leaves and soil with cracks.A close up of one of the flowers, 5 red/orange petals surrounding a dark interior with the yellow tips of the stamen showing brightly
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The title of that 'book' could very well have been our team name (and photo) at the pub quiz last night :)
An image of Nigel Farage  with a tricorn hat and cigarette in his mouth holding a pint of beer in front of a wild sea with a castle or prison on top of cllffs
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Marvin. (Paranoid Android) @ukcsi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm just trying to edit some photos!!! Stanley the cat has other ideas. After this he proceeded to try and sit on my shoulder. Now the laptop's covered in hair, my t-shirt is covered in hair and the edit I was making is completely trashed! #Cat #HowAmISupposedToDoAnything.
A large cat sits atop a laptop keyboard.
His little face is trying to say 'Please don't ignore me'
Meanwhile the edit I was half way through is completely trashed!
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