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Ophelia 🪲

@uhophelia.bsky.social
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21 She/Her Lesbian American (unfortunately) Conservation Biology Major Autistic (ask me about bugs!!) I LOVE DND AND VIDEO GAMES SO MUCH Do people not leave their dms open anymore or something? I do

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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I have spilled soy sauce on my bed THREE TIMES THIS WEEK I am going to LOSE IT
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✧✩_.Rҽαρҽɾ._✩✧ @0-reaper-0.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sonic says hello #sonicthehedgehog #sonic #smallartist
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Attorney Ryan @attorneyryan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Men who hate feminism are insecure dorks.
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Ugh I had to take my earrings out because I got acne IN the piercing hole and now I gotta stab through again, this SUCKS I hate that it hurts to do
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🎃BIG JACK-A-RON🎃 @littlepaisano.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Robotnik: oh how I hate that damn dirty hedgehog That cuntfuck sonic:
Strike a pose bitch
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I put like a whole head of garlic in my ramen to fight off what I thought was a cold (spoiler alert: it's COVID) and now my fever sweat smells like garlic. FML dude I like garlic but not this much
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Alveus Sanctuary @alveussanctuary.org · 09/01/2025
Just 5 more minutes… 😴
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Just bought something off of the Pokemon center website, it took my money but I got no confirmation whatsoever. It's a gift so I'm super nervous that it either didn't work but it took my money anyways or it just won't tell me when it'll be here and it'll be too late :(
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ugh I HATE shopping at Ross, like no matter what store in what state or if it's in a good or bad part of town it always feels so grimy and icky. Like I step inside and I feel like I need a shower immediately
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toku @tokutoarchive.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
EVEN IN HELL THE IRS PERSISTS
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Why does the laundry at my parents house smell like cat piss??? We don't own a cat??? Does god hate me more than usual or something LMAO
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
WTF is a "muse" and why do I keep seeing posts about it on the firehose feed? I don't think they're using it in the like "someone who inspires my art" way either.
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
LMAO love when people get so mad when I talk about the environment, aka what I'm getting a degree for
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Rewatching Sonic 1 and yep Eggman and Stone are gay and evil together
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Dude ever since I enabled the like, block notification bot I've realized how many of these grifters have blocklists that are 100% bullshit. Someone put me on a blocklist called "predatory trolls" and I looked at their profile and I had put them on the list I have for ANYONE that posts politically???
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Rewatching Harry Potter (not willingly) and god it was so badly written, both from a like normal viewer point and from an "authors usually do obcessive amounts of research" standpoint as well
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
It's really sad to see so many of the older left leaning folks fall for the stupid follow list grifters. Every time I call them out they assume I'm opposed to their views but NO GRANDMA I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I think... I will eat pie...
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
THEY SAY YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT...THAT'S FUNNY...I DON'T REMEMBER EATING A POPPY PLAYTIME LORE NFT
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Question: is there a mod for Sonic adventure 2 that puts the Snapcube dub over it for the cutscenes because I think that would be so cool
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
DIY hysterectomy no borax no glue step by step instructions
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I hope the people I add to my moderation list "girl ew" realize it's not just bc they post NSFW as I'm super pro-SW but because they FORGOT TO LABEL IT and I can't have peenor and vagooter out at the Christmas dinner table without warning
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Notorious B.A.Bs @babsiwuff.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I love how he rides that motorcycle. He’s SO HECKING TINY and can’t reach the pedals so he has to lean the bike over to put his back paws down. I love this!
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I wanna see the Shadow movie again it was SO GOOD I LOVE MY LITTLE GUY SO MUCH I WANT TO SQUISH HIM TIL HE POPS
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
FUCKING HUH????? PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE REAL????
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
‼️Not an AI Image supporter! Fuck Ai‼️ Anyways I was scrolling through firehose and someone's grandma posted an AI Christmas scene and is it just me or did the AI give this teddy bear a huge peanits
AI 🤮 image of a teddy bear, but that weird AI warping shit that AI images do makes it look like it's got a massive boner
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
CHRISTMAS EVE MEANS I GOTTA POST THIS YIPPEE
Screenshot from the first Ace Attorney game (specifically from Turnabout Goodbyes) of Phoenix Wright saying ""Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!", talking about how the event in question happened on Christmas Eve. Great game btw you should play it
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Angelbun is considering the future @yourinternetangelforever.love · 24/12/2024
Mapping out the cuts of meat on your body in permanent marker 🖤🖤🖤
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
JUST GOT OUT OF SONIC 3 AND OH MY GOD I LOVED IT I LOVED IT SO GOOD GO WATCH IT NOW!!!
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
🎶 I'm gonna keep on dancing at the-
"Pink Peppercorn" flavored soap
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Uh chat? Y'know that high pitched whine that CRT monitors make when turned on? Well, I bumped the small one in my guest room at my parents house (it's up against my bed and I have no headboard) and it made that noise, fell on me, and the screen faintly glowed? It's not plugged in???
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN TO LABEL YOUR NSFW AS SUCH I DON'T WANNA SEE A DUDE SUCKLIN ON SOME WEEWEE LIKE A HUNGRY CALF WITHOUT A WARNING FIRST DAMN
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I just found out how to see who blocked you on here, and I am so happy to report that every single loser that's blocked me WITHOUT FAIL is on lists made by other people with titles like "list full of bigots" or "literally a pedophile/wants to fuck animals" so I think I'm doing good in life :)
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Finally read that WSJ article from last week and this confirms everything I suspected.
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I feel the traditional 2 week Minecraft phase coming on, AND it's right before the Christmas chests pop up too!! Perfect timing, gotta work on my mod pack today
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I did NOT read that as ffmpeg.
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
NO ONE FOLLOW ME EVER AGAIN
Screenshot of my profile showing that I've hit 69 FOLLOWERS BABY YAY YIPPEE YAHOO FUNNY SEX NUMBER
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
As I've been scrolling through firehose, I've seen a lot of AI slop accounts/AI pfp using bots popping up, so if I see one I'm adding it to this list! Anyone with an AI pfp doesn't have anything to say that I want to consume, so in the bin they go!! bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Ugh I HATE HATE HATE when something I say gets misinterpreted and then people get mad at me :( I'm sorry man please just be in my brain and understand what I meant because you're getting mad at someone who doesn't exist and it makes me feel yucky inside :(
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Has anyone else like, lost hearing after going on a plane? My ear just won't clear up, and I'm sick of it. I wanna be able to hear again, hopefully it clears up in a few days.
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Kadala1 @kadala1.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
{httyd} I finally drew hiccup and toothless! Jitterbug doesn’t much respect either of them-
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I genuinely can't comprehend that you used to be able to walk your family to the airplane gate, or that everyone used to offer free baggage. Blows my little 21 year old mind.
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🌙✨Marley Nox✨🌙 @marleynox.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Reeaaccch long boi!! Featuring my friend's character :3 #dragonart #animeart #fantasyartist #pondlife
Cel-shaded digital drawing of an eastern dragon floating on his beack in a pong. He's reaching up one paw to try and grab some fruit. A mother duck with her babies is floating nearby.
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I've got ONE LAST FINAL and now I'm debating ordering doordash to celebrate
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
One final down! 3 more (and the test to renew my driver's license) to go!!
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Kadala1 @kadala1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sorry for not posting in awhile! I just haven’t had anything to post so-
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Weezer cover band made up of asthmatics called Wheezer
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Ophelia 🪲 @uhophelia.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
So I have finals all next week right? I planned to study all day for my math one, had the laptop out and everything. Fell asleep on it. Full honk-shooing, drool-dripping sleep.
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🌙✨Marley Nox✨🌙 @marleynox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Think I will post some dragons this month! Little snow leopard dragon to bring in the chill :3 #dragonart #fantasyart #snowdragon #blep #loaf
Ink drawing of a dragon sitting with its legs underneath like a loafed cat. The dragon has spots and its tongue is sticking out.
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bones-art-comms.bsky.social @bones-art-comms.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #wyll #gale
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