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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨

@ugottafriend.bsky.social
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Artist & former Bob Ross instructor, retired paralegal & medical admin, antifascist human rights advocate, EXvangelical abuse survivor, Pokémon gamer, cool aunt, gray-ace, lawful neutral, battling serious illness like a boss. DFTBA ✌️

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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 6h
Birria Ramen is happening! (Yes, it's a thing down here.)
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 11h
Home and dry, hooray. I hate (!!!) being wet, and stuck in wet clothes for almost 5 hours is miserable. I hope that's not unreasonable. I found the hair dryer and put that monster on high, lol. Smelled like it was going to catch on fire, probably from years of dust collection. Anyway, time to rest.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 11h
This is no joke.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 11h
Got out of downtown alive 🫠 the weather is HORRIBLE. I'm having my first meal of the day now before my body completely rebels. I cannot wait to get out of these wet clothes.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14h
1st panel: (It's a pokemon, maybe Gengar) 'everyday I try...
2nd panel: Gengar laying down 'and everyday I fail'
3rd panel: Gengar walking away 'but everyday I get up'
4th panel: Gengar with a huge smile 'and try again'
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 13h
Kaiji Tang and Adam McArthur panel is full. I should have never left my seat.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 14h
I barely made it in time after an hour+ wait to get in the door, in torrential rain, but I'm here to attend a panel for Vicki Lawrence. 😭 Finally!! This is my third attempt to see her. I'm soaked and having muscle cramps, but it's worth it.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I'm fashionably late! 💜💛🖤
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the President Chump protest in South Alabama as he is here to spew his poison. Hell yeah let's go Jags!! Tell his ass to get bent! www.instagram.com/reel/DeATwJ_...
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AL.com on Instagram: "Hundreds of protestors demonstrate on the campus of the University of South Alabama before President Donald Trump’s appearance Friday night. #alabama #protest #trump"
2,714 likes, 267 comments - aldotcomnews on October 2, 2026: "Hundreds of protestors demonstrate on the campus of the University of South Alabama before President Donald Trump’s appearance Friday nigh...
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Speaking of owls, it's time for my favorite calendar page! The Calendar is by Canadian artist Casey Vormer.
Pencil drawing by Casey "Remrov" Vormer
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found a grumpy owl to sponsor for Christmas 😂 info later. 🦉💖
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dumped Facebook and Messenger for good a while back. Discord is next.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babe wake up it's October
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
About 40% of my Instagram is baby owls now and that makes me super happy.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop, this is so cute. 😭 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd59qyL...
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ken_sato on Instagram: "キョロキョロキョロ🤭 首がよく回るなぁ💦 ・・ ・ #オオコノハズク #もふもふ #かわいい #フクロウ #owl"
1,337 likes, 23 comments - oken_0608 on September 29, 2026: "キョロキョロキョロ🤭 首がよく回るなぁ💦 ・・ ・ #オオコノハズク #もふもふ #かわいい #フクロウ #owl".
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funny email to receive. I uninstalled Google Maps, so I can't even look at my own viral photo on iOS mobile. 10k in less than 2 months is a lot though, congrats to the restaurant I guess. 😆
"Your photo has 10,000 views" on Google Maps
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm thinking about finally submitting a print for P4A now that I have an art printer.
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Good Good Good: Positive News To Help You Feel Hopeful & Do Goo… @goodgoodgood.co.web.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
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Hank and John Green's 'Pizzamas' holiday turns mustaches and merch into maternal healthcare
The story of Pizza John and a community of Nerdfighters making the world a better place... in the weirdest way possible.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some wild art of Chien-Pao Ghetsis is an evil character (child abuser) but he's the only way to pull the ruinous kitty of doom 💙 As I'm looking closer, I realize now that the theme is fire and ice. I will definitely try to pull the fire fish. Lysandre sucks but Chi-Yu has won entire tournaments.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Internet has shown me this week that some people really did not understand the Disney movie Mulan.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooooh I love it.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Threads is a very overwhelming place.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love this.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like Costco, generally speaking, but why are they so bad at chicken? The chicken strips are terrible. That's the third chicken product I have purchased from them that I wanted to throw in the trash. Imma just go to The Fresh Market next time, damn. They probably have Tillamook cheese, too.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This day has been so exhausting and I have so many thoughts. I'll start with the good stuff: I had my first real churro today.
static.klipy.com
Happy Cartoon Character Swing Dance
ALT: Happy Cartoon Character Swing Dance
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spectacular 💖
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please, I have a family. 😭 . . . (I don't. I'm joking.)
21,152 liked my comment about someone in the Epstein files. I hate attention. 😆
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pay attention www.instagram.com/reel/Dd1tE7j...
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After intermittent fasting to prevent being ill, I finally had another meal at 5:45pm today (dumplings and rice noodles in broth, no photo). I think it was the right thing to do, but I hope to feel like having a couple of small meals tomorrow. I'm getting up at 6am to see if I feel up to breakfast.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In case anybody else needs the reminder (it's me, I'm anybody else)
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Medications aren't enough, I need a full-factory reset
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just woke up from a dream that my former house was attached to a high school or junior high, and I had to navigate through the halls and offices and people every day just to live my life. Strangers were in my kitchen breading fish. No privacy. Clutter everywhere. Talk about a nightmare.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realized I haven't posted HEY MY BOOK IS OUT BUY MY BOOK but much more importantly: PIZZAMAS IS UPON US. Get your pizzamas gear (it's incredible this year). All our proceeds go to Partners in Health. pizzamas.com
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Pizzamas
A long long time ago, John Green had a mustache for around 3 seconds...and Pizza John was born. Now, every year for the last ten years, Hank and John have gone back to making videos every week day onc...
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is so good 😆 get your Pizza John font over at @dftbarachel.dftba.social Ko-Fi page and don't forget to check out the incredible work being done at @pih.org! #DFTBA #Pizzamas
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Geez. Just tag me next time. 😆
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Leo / Casey Mongillo @caseymongillo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After TEN YEARS, my Fallout 4 radio and companion project, WRVR, is now available for PS4 and PS5! Add it to your game today! creations.bethesda.net/en/fallout4/... @fallout.bethesdastudios.com
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/Ddxkotz...
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if I can live under the poverty line and still quit a voice over job mid-session because I found out the "writer" used GenAI, you can afford to not buy/play a game that uses GenAI.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It has been a rough weekend. I finally got enough meds in me to take the edge off of the intense pain, so I cooked something. It's my one meal today (reminder: cannot eat regularly due to gastroparesis) and it turned out great. Liquids the rest of today. I'll see what I can do tomorrow morning.
Bangers and Mash with honey carrots
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Annnnnd it's me
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My ex-husband in a nutshell
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love!!!
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and my dark thoughts. I figure if this migraine finally kills me, at least I'm already in the cemetery. 😭 This is Microscape, an idle RPG on Twitch. My avatar (and cat Pickles) is burying the dead in exchange for a peace moth (the odds are terrible, but I'll eventually succeed).
I'm buying bones in Microscape O'Rock Cemetery
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's the car I just mentioned in chat, meant to show you a while back @caseymongillo.bsky.social
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Migraine day 3, please just stab me in the head and end this.
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My cousin brought me an antique buffet he couldn't use anymore. Gonna fill it up with Tupperware like a proper MawMaw.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Source: yourchildhoodruined on Insta
A tell-a-tale book 39cents
I didn't ask to be born
[a book with a baby on it saying 'absolute fucking bullshit!"
by yourchildruined
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Harvest Moon (Golden Hare) by Tamsin Abbott, English stained glass artist. #HarvestMoon is the #fullmoon closest to the autumn equinox #WomensArt
Stained glass artwork in gold and black featuring a hare lying down amonst grasses under a golden full moon
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✨Average Pumpkaboo✨ @ugottafriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You have got to be fucking kidding me man. I hate the internet.
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