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@uglyjacket.bsky.social
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normal unremarkable local woman

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 13h
gizz worm thank you for your input
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 16h
In the skit she’s trying to compete with a child eating his first solid food to announce she’s having surgery. It is very funny
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 16h
(watching my friend’s baby take its first steps) Oh my god shut up everyone I’ve been doing that forever
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 16h
Ohhh no! No!!
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 16h
I would pay them in beer
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 16h
This is specifically a woman complaining about her friend who has young kids being unable to pick her up from outpatient surgery. Girl make other childfree friends what’s wrong with you
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 18h
this would be me
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 18h
I know these are pointless thought exercises that lead nowhere but listen. what if Kamala Harris was like who cares if Iran wipes Dallas off the map.
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 19h
Most of the showings for You Can See Everything opening weekend are full in DC. A very “of course they are” to that.
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 19h
I heard if you log into your Disney Extras app (NOT your Disney Parks or Disney+ app!!) at 5am EST exactly 92 days before your Reservation you can unlock a secret 4th Mickey!
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 20h
No I’m not going it is a line in the sand for me.
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 20h
Disney parks are the most confusing place on Earth. I feel like you have to memorize a rulebook and a whole new vernacular on top of doing actuarial work to optimize the trip
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21h
look at that cunty pumpkin in the back I know it mocks the one with lipedema
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21h
whoa
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yo look at how she’s grown!!
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Made it 2 hours without a water bottle
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wondering if I’ll make it 2 hours without my water bottle
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How it feels to have forgotten my water bottle for orchestra rehearsal.
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I fought with my neighbor and I claimed I would pay $100 a day for my dog to bark all day he asked me why I rented if I have so much money. I said because I wouldn’t want to be on the hook for an ugly house like his in this market. but yeah I would 100% buy if divorce hadn’t set me back
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love finding out additional information from my network of amazing and smart women
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guys
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hopefully everyone can tell by my wacky glasses and goofy demeanor that I am not MAGA….
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My friend has a camo hat that says “Humongous Lesbian”
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Starting to worry at this rate I’ll never be famous
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
eventually you’ll see it is the best time
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of these guys came to work with us on a piece he composed and was like, “band directors are so guilty of forcing rhythm into you through sound but we don’t teach you how to FEEL rhythm. I want you to FEEL the parts. Ok who’s on wood block? Don’t play your part play straight 8th notes”
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which is crazy because I feel like our grocery list is some variation of the same handful of things and the part that takes the longest is visually checking to see what we’re needing
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All the ai use cases for “helping with daily tasks” sound more burdensome than just doing it myself
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only he would chop it up and bag it for me
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning he got a new kind of treat when he came inside so he screamed and screamed to go back outside until I caved thinking he needed to poop. He didn’t need to poop and he’s going to do this until I call him in by saying specifically “new treat”
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok it probably did in some places in 2008 I am wrong!!!
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am almost 100% positive never hit $4.79 between 2000-2010
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
High school and college band directors that are 50+ white men are all kind of the same guy
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every news story comes with instant conspiracy theories that are easy to guess
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taylor Swift in Oh, Mary
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
apply and if you know who the manager over the job is and have access to them tell them you are interested/applying
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
being societally blase about pedophilia is so in right now
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Titus doing dogslop repeating a lot of overused material today
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not worried about any of the plagues
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds like she wasn’t actually happy to pay $7….
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have a blessed Monday!!!
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People could have learned a lot about how diseases spread during covid 19. I did.
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My heart posture requires censorship
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s what I call him because it’s more fun to say
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got a feeling That tonight’s gonna be real average Tonight’s gonna be on par-ar-ar-ar
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dog chewing on a frankenstein rubber duck
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll do what I please.
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The same rubber duck labeled dog toy would be $14
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog toys are a scam Titus has spent the last 2 days trying to tear up a $1 rubber duck made into a likeness of Frankenstein from the Target bins
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