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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

80 years ago today the Nuremberg trials started… just saying…

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German Wondering @germanwondering.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The greatest artists in history have refused to perform for fascists. Those who refuse today will be added to their legacy. bsky.app/profile/germ...

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Planting trees and stopping whale hunting. But he can’t buy himself in, so that’s not what he’s looking for

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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I hope you'll take a moment for these beautiful parting words from the incomparable Jane Goodall. (And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Can we please stop saying “the radical evangelicals” or whatever religion you want to call out? It’s not a war against religion or faith, it’s a war against humanity

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-18- Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the King!

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-17- An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-16- You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-15- Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-14- You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve wearing full kevlar body armour).

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-13- Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was painful

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

12-2 South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen, so that there is no further confusion.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-12-1 The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-11- You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with ketchup but with vinegar.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-10- The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-9- All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-8- Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-7- You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns Guns should only be used for shooting grouse.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-6- July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-5- Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-4- The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour’. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-3- Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

-2- His Majesty King Charles III will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which he does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Comment 1 In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

If you need a good laugh to brighten your day… A MESSAGE FROM THE KING To the citizens of the United States of America from His Majesty King Charles III (More inside the post) WARNING: Do not read inside if you don’t have humour

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Being German I have dealt with racism against me. Do you know how often I’ve been called a Nazi purely based on the fact that I’m German? What I don’t get is that those who were the loudest in calling me Nazi are now the Nazis. Make it make sense

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

The Chump/Epstein Friendship Statue Is A Big Hit With Melania And Barron Chump......

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

German here… this will only be the beginning… scary times ahead, no one is safe

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Give Victor, not Charlie Kirk, a medal.

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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Jon Bon Jovi is a wonderful man and he deserves a bit more recognition for his philanthropy. JBJ Soul Kitchen is a non-profit restaurant where you pay what you can afford and if you’re unable to pay, they invite you into the restaurant to enjoy a meal and learn about volunteering. Humanity…

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

If you look at the list of banned books in the USA, you’ll see that Mein Kampf isn’t banned, but the diary of Anne Frank is. Tells you all you need to know…

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UteSp @utesp.eurosky.social · 31/08/2025

Nur noch mal zur Erinnerung: Der Mensch ist ein Naturprodukt. Farbliche Unterschiede sind möglich, aber unbedenklich.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

As lucky as the next person I guess. Wrong? Maybe, maybe not. Point of view, I suppose

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I’ve read the entire Bible, twice, and yes through hardships I’ve struggled with my faith, but still I’m evangelical, Lutheran driven (Not the American evangelical)

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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 29/08/2025

"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷

Mural by JDL Street Art in Roubaix, Lille, France, depicting the Statue of Liberty covering her face with both hands in a gesture of shame. The figure is painted in shades of grey with teal accents on the torch and crown, set against a muted background with a golden halo-like circle. The artwork spans the side of a tall brick building, contrasting modern street art with historic European architecture in the surrounding cityscape.

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Made me think of John Cleese and the blue parrot sketch

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DoIHaveTo @ughreally.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

By his logic he’d have to pay everyone for taking meds

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Sandi Bachom 📹🎥🎬 @sandibachom.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Today at immigration court, this young man was arrested after the federal judge granted a continuance until 2027! ICE agents violently dragged him out of court. They are defying federal judges. NOBODY can help. Listen till the end. Horrifying. It's torture