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@udgetime.bsky.social
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I make stupid shit youtube.com/c/Udge

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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When they get divorced do you think the NFL will start cutting from the game to show an empty seat
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I were a character in Greek mythology i would simply constantly be sailing irresponsibly, trying to get marooned on Ogygia with Calypso
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"b-but AI is just a tool! Like a paintbrush!" Oh yeah? Put it in your ass then like how I do with REAL paintbrushes 😒
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Antigreen" That's called pink. God, particle physicists are dumb
Diagram of mesons, baryons, and antibaryons showing quark color charge neutrality
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Liam Fink @laimfunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
LADS - Resident Feedback is out!!! Lloyd grapples with the fact that his tenants have a certain joy and whimsy. youtu.be/HJOZ6gGlqCo?...
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LADS - Resident Feedback (Pilot)
YouTube video by Laimfunk
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Studio Seafloor @studioseafloor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LADS is back TOMORROW with a new short- Resident Feedback! Keep you’re eyes open 👀
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the lion doed t , ,, , ,,,,,gghhuhgnnnghh
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who does he think he's fooling with this shit
Fortune magazine cover feat. an unsettling photoshop of jeff bezos' face on like vin diesel's torso or some shit
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Studio Seafloor @studioseafloor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New episode is officially in post production 👀
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Studio Seafloor @studioseafloor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NEW LADS UPDATE on Patreon and Ko-fi!! linktr.ee/laimfunk A NEW LADS EPISODE IS COMING THIS MONTH POTENTIALLY. WE’RE ALMOST DONE!!! 📸 by @udgetime.bsky.social, one of our incredible animators
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw some cool bugs recently (I really like cool bugs)
Banded alder borer beetle (Rosalia funebris)Banded alder borer beetle (Rosalia funebris)Golden jewel beetle/golden buprestid (Buprestis aurulenta)Golden jewel beetle/golden buprestid (Buprestis aurulenta)
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
HULK (2003) Best clip [Testicle punch] youtu.be/ndhqwdPaUVs?...
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HULK (2003) Best clip [Testicle punch]
YouTube video by [Ids5621-Retro]
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fallout New Vegas is cool because I have fake Elvis Robot Dog and Purple Shrek Grandma as companions now
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
commanding an army of children to storm a billionaire's mansion after recruiting them and riling them up by doing the 6-7 gesture
Willem Dafoe as Paul Smecker in Boondock Saints aggressively pointing
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Shrek 5 trailer
Veggietales redesign (bad)
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I watched Dark on Netflix and it was good and had a satisfying ending, I forgot shows could do that
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Codetaur @vibe-coded.com · 24/05/2026
I know, I know, I have some kind of severe ascii fluid sim addiction but I'm trying to build the once-and-for-all version and god damn this shit lookin good.
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
why did homelander kill elon? I thought he was supposed to be the bad guy?
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brodumpster.bsky.social @brodumpster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If I had a nickle for every time I did an Invincible art meme, but with King K.Rool, id have two nickles...which isnt a lot but really weird ive done it twice. Anyways, based off the recent art trend, but with K.rool and the Kremlings #ArtTrend #KingKrool #Kremlings #Fanart #Crossover #Invincible
King K. Rool and the Kremling crew, in a very similar position to that of Thragg and Viltrumites from an Invincible comic panel; as currently used as an art trend.
K. Rool is holding Bink's skull, from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"Charging the Mound" may sound like a euphemism for Cunnilingus, but it's actually something from Baseball, which is about as far removed from sex as you can get
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Props to the people who coined the term "vibe coding", they were tasked with coming up with a name that sounds as dumb as the thing it describes and they knocked it out of the park
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Getting home from work and performing 2 Beers Instant Nap Jutsu
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I gotta eat some detritus
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm into race play (Mario kart)
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Does your tool that makes the thing for you not make the thing how you would make the thing? Here's a tool that makes the tool that makes the thing for you make the thing how you would make the thing if you were making the thing."
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Meta is rolling out a new "feature" where it can generate memes based on chat conversation (???) My chat is currently discussing how someone we knew went missing and their body was discovered ~18 days later in a body of water Thank you Meta, very cool!
crying MJ meme captioned "said I'd figure it out / drowned 18 days"
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Oh cool thank god I was starting to get kinda nervous
Rainforest-themed background captioned "your life just got way better"
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How can there be baby back ribs when ribs are in front
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I've been working on a new special attack move, I call it "Paul Decimator" and so far it can kill anything named Paul in a 1000 foot radius. Even frogs
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
HUGE missed opportunity only having the antichrist and Christ Classic They just really could have done more Christs
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It was really stupid of me to sign up for reddit on valentine's day
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
drinking King K. Rool beer
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Mr. Incredible is in Hell.
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
wait wtf?? Metroid's a girl????
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
obligatory
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ballroom plans leak
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
who up yomming they kippur
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist
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Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add) -ecties/ectoids -spects (derived from "specter") -rishies (from "apparition") -sheets -wailers -slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
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