Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When they get divorced do you think the NFL will start cutting from the game to show an empty seat 000
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I were a character in Greek mythology i would simply constantly be sailing irresponsibly, trying to get marooned on Ogygia with Calypso 021
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"b-but AI is just a tool! Like a paintbrush!" Oh yeah? Put it in your ass then like how I do with REAL paintbrushes 😒 030
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"Antigreen" That's called pink. God, particle physicists are dumb 110
Reposted by UdgeLiam Fink @laimfunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026LADS - Resident Feedback is out!!! Lloyd grapples with the fact that his tenants have a certain joy and whimsy. youtu.be/HJOZ6gGlqCo?...youtu.beLADS - Resident Feedback (Pilot)YouTube video by Laimfunk 02718
Reposted by UdgeStudio Seafloor @studioseafloor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026LADS is back TOMORROW with a new short- Resident Feedback! Keep you’re eyes open 👀 187
Reposted by UdgeStudio Seafloor @studioseafloor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026New episode is officially in post production 👀 274
Reposted by UdgeStudio Seafloor @studioseafloor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026NEW LADS UPDATE on Patreon and Ko-fi!! linktr.ee/laimfunk A NEW LADS EPISODE IS COMING THIS MONTH POTENTIALLY. WE’RE ALMOST DONE!!! 📸 by @udgetime.bsky.social, one of our incredible animators 051
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 29/06/2026HULK (2003) Best clip [Testicle punch] youtu.be/ndhqwdPaUVs?...youtu.beHULK (2003) Best clip [Testicle punch]YouTube video by [Ids5621-Retro] 021
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Fallout New Vegas is cool because I have fake Elvis Robot Dog and Purple Shrek Grandma as companions now 030
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 19/06/2026commanding an army of children to storm a billionaire's mansion after recruiting them and riling them up by doing the 6-7 gesture 071
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I watched Dark on Netflix and it was good and had a satisfying ending, I forgot shows could do that 010
Reposted by UdgeCodetaur @vibe-coded.com · 24/05/2026I know, I know, I have some kind of severe ascii fluid sim addiction but I'm trying to build the once-and-for-all version and god damn this shit lookin good. 551974191
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 23/05/2026why did homelander kill elon? I thought he was supposed to be the bad guy? 110
Reposted by Udgebrodumpster.bsky.social @brodumpster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If I had a nickle for every time I did an Invincible art meme, but with King K.Rool, id have two nickles...which isnt a lot but really weird ive done it twice. Anyways, based off the recent art trend, but with K.rool and the Kremlings #ArtTrend #KingKrool #Kremlings #Fanart #Crossover #Invincible 220070
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 24/04/2026"Charging the Mound" may sound like a euphemism for Cunnilingus, but it's actually something from Baseball, which is about as far removed from sex as you can get 151
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Props to the people who coined the term "vibe coding", they were tasked with coming up with a name that sounds as dumb as the thing it describes and they knocked it out of the park 192
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Getting home from work and performing 2 Beers Instant Nap Jutsu 020
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Does your tool that makes the thing for you not make the thing how you would make the thing? Here's a tool that makes the tool that makes the thing for you make the thing how you would make the thing if you were making the thing." 150
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Meta is rolling out a new "feature" where it can generate memes based on chat conversation (???) My chat is currently discussing how someone we knew went missing and their body was discovered ~18 days later in a body of water Thank you Meta, very cool! 030
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I've been working on a new special attack move, I call it "Paul Decimator" and so far it can kill anything named Paul in a 1000 foot radius. Even frogs 100
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/02/2026HUGE missed opportunity only having the antichrist and Christ Classic They just really could have done more Christs 020
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It was really stupid of me to sign up for reddit on valentine's day 131
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨 140
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 08/01/2026End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore) 190
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action 040
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 07/12/2025All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals 260
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 06/12/2025in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom" 261
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans 040
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra 040
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 23/10/2025one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist 150
Udge @udgetime.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add) -ecties/ectoids -spects (derived from "specter") -rishies (from "apparition") -sheets -wailers -slugs (they can't cross a salt line) 240