ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's this hot bro couple at my gym. Only chatted with one on the apps before. Today, he was in the steam room with me. We make polite convo and I'm pleasantly surprised when he slides over and starts kissing me. We make out hot and heavy for a while until someone else enters. 🧵 1240
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026My health insurance now costs 5 times more. But I should be fine if I just get on the Drumplican replacement plan of bleach shots and ivermectin. Time for cha-cha heels! 🦋 190
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 12/12/2025My Words With Friends is converging with my libido. 2210
Reposted by @ucgingerpdx.bsky.socialDavis Bickford @davis.social · 07/11/202510/10 take. No notes. 206222185628
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I started a new song yesterday after coming up with something stupid when I was using a shower shot. "I aim to keep my asshole clean, yes I like it quite pristine". Changing the lyrics of course, but the melody's a keeper. 260
Reposted by @ucgingerpdx.bsky.socialminty tear gas 🏳️⚧️ @nihilamacabre.bsky.social · 01/09/2025GO COMMENT www.regulations.gov/docket/FTC-2... 1310921167
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Unfortunately the perfect light doesn't also improve my ability to whistle. 102654
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 03/04/2025My boss just a minute ago: "I watched that movie last night. You know the weird one? It won a Grammy for best actress?" 180
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I am a dowsing rod for the fucked up shopping carts. If I choose one it's inevitably going to have a quivering wheel that occasionally seizes. 060
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Day 4 of the Influenza Affliction. My body mocks me with extreme horniness and a voice like Ursula the Sea Witch. 3120
Reposted by @ucgingerpdx.bsky.socialgeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 04/10/2024i am constantly telling my homies this 2798
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Early to the new smut farm. Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #129,143! 090
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 21/10/2023One of my boyfriends Ginormous glow in the dark dildos is SO bright I can use it like a night light to find my way around. Had to throw it in the closet with two others so I could sleep cuz I'm sensitive like that. 2340
ucgingerpdx.bsky.social @ucgingerpdx.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Sweating in the sauna at my complex as the sounds of rain hammers through a closed metal vent. Two of the three lights are out so you can just barely make anything out. It's a kind of heaven. 1310
Reposted by @ucgingerpdx.bsky.socialanotterside @anotterside.bsky.social · 19/08/2023I haven’t seen one of these on here, so let’s see what happens: Repost if you’re in the PNW 🌲 Let’s find each other again 😌 71394322