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Jacob

@ucfjake.bsky.social
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We keep passing unseen through little moments of other people's lives.

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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or three
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@cpsc.gov was this you?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do we all have standing to sue over this?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could read his belt buckle. Is it the name of the store or some promotional brand?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't like the proximity to the cleaning process. Mentally I understand that it is clean, but the warmth makes me think about all the swill swirling around in there.
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I, too, follow @wario64.bsky.social
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One could argue that the fanatics are at least partially at fault here for being thus; sowing/reaping as it were.
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello There
Alt: Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello There (the original but with crappy font for some reason on this GIF)
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"in your library"
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a legit good idea. Would it be legal to use that if it worked?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha ha! I don't mean to laugh so hard at your misfortune, but man alive that is so funny to me. Hip Hop Hamburger is just so effortlessly perfect as an insult
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOL I hope this is a true story. I can't stop laughing at this
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should be in GTA VI
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol a single unit sold to someone in Pennsylvania and then it sold out
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oooh! I wonder what stage I'm on this year!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Friend-of-a-friend. Holy shit. Lol
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let's see what happens! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😎
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is such a good song! Cheers!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yes
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buy five packs and get free shipping too
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The tongs guy could save it!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just worked for me. Cheers Wario!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought that somehow this was a picture of Gary Oldman and all I could think was 'damn, the best character actor has done it again!'
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's an abstract, she says so herself. What else could it be?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I didn't know that was a rule. That's wild!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I did not know @thisamericanlife.org was on BlueSky. Thanks! Also hope all is well, people can suck, but appreciate your viewpoint here.
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cc @sickoscommittee.org seems like up your alley
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lol 'how to sex'
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Come to Bluesky! Where the jokes flow like Flavortown Sparkling Water, tasted only after surprisingly thorough consideration.
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Something about the length of the hm consideration is just too funny.
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I legitimately don't know what tool this could be for based on reading this alone
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is that what "sharps" means?? Holy crap TIL
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How long was this one in drafts?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They waited until @jcsalterego.bsky.social was back from vacation. Classy move!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You don't know me but I've consistently played since the Alpha, mostly PvE
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The best example of this to me is all the people saying mask guidance was all over the place and forget there was very vigorous debate on whether or not it was even airborne and politics kept them from issuing mask guidance too hastily
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I had to mostly stop going to Reddit except in specific instances because they won't let me read anything without having an account. Old.reddit works but I have to do it every single time
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is awesome but can you guys add Bluesky or even just a copy link to the Share button instead of just X and Facebook (2 platforms I don't use)?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I know he said before he used AI to code his word games and that made me sad
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How old is this woman? Starting her weekend early?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was going to make some snarky comment about it not being in stock because Analogue, but egg on my face as it is currently available to order right now in both colors. Hot damn!
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
While that is a click bait headline, the article has a ton of cited sources about it being zoonotic and not lab leak
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
500W! That's insane, no wonder they were recalled and had those grates mandated from all the curtain fires
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I legitimately thought I had misread the sarcasm based on all the scold replies. Then I just got sad at the illiteracy
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I guess that's what Neal Brennan was doing that whole time?
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I also like that Dinner Charts requires knowledge of the comic that was the heart of the whole event. Like Bean Dad makes no sense unless you know about that guy's wild can-opening instruction saga with his daughter
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I appreciate that Dinner Charts is BSky shorthand now and that I know what it means. Add it to the Bean Dad and Milkshake Duck lexicon
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Jacob @ucfjake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well, I mean that's a pretty specific scenario
According to Marsden, *highlighted* the trouble started after she fell headfirst into a wheelbarrow filled with dirt and water while cleaning out horse stables. *End highlight* Covered in mud, she scrambled to wash herself and her face with tap water but neglected to remove her contacts until later that evening.
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