Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is funny if you read it as MG making a threat 030
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm not happy with the answer but score one for ai I guess 090
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What kind of world would take Dolly AND Catherine in the same year 😭 050
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Knowing the Québécois as well as I do, this should go over super well 140
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I swear there are only like seven unique sentences left 150
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Guessing more fox news viewers are experiencing this than not 120
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Working thumb holes into our cardigans that we wore in July for some reason 030
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Taco Bell Canada doesn't need contaminated lettuce to give everyone explosive diarrhea 💜 130
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Actual excerpts from Melania's unrequested speech 020
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026On the comedy scale from 1 to 4 Seasons Total Landscaping, trying to figure out where this lands 100
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The worthlessness of nfts is as inevitable as it is hilarious 050
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 26/01/2026🎶It seems today That all you see Is violence in movies, and sex on the TTC 🎶 010
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026'give me the peace prize or imma start some wars' isn't the brilliant negotiation tactic he thinks it is 040
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026oh good point, I thought it was bad for people to get murdered, but I didn’t consider the possibility that their hair could be short 030
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025You can stop dreaming now Bing, it's white enough out here 050
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history 030
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Turns out Quebec only has rules against French swears 150
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025🎶You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart and nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's in Our 🎶 030
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025imagine the whole world so quickly and thoroughly finding out that you like coldplay 040
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025The only thing I need to know about this collab is why they didn't workshop this name even a little bit 030
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/07/2025'your music sucks' 'nuh uh, I have a lot of guitars' I love this defense 020
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 06/06/2025OH NO IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME AND IT'S CLOSER THAN IT APPEARS 😰 150
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 05/06/2025So happy to get my hands on a switch 2 #blessed 040
Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Heartwarming: the worst people you know fucking hate each other 160