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Helen Quelle Heure

@uberjnet.bsky.social
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she/her ꧁•⊹٭𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗' 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗٭⊹•꧂ BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights

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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No no we didn't say we want you to *dye*
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Them: what's wrong with you Me:
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is funny if you read it as MG making a threat
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm not happy with the answer but score one for ai I guess
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Knotts-y Punks Fuck Off
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What kind of world would take Dolly AND Catherine in the same year 😭
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Knowing the Québécois as well as I do, this should go over super well
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hit, you've reached The Corey Hotline
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I swear there are only like seven unique sentences left
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Great work, ai
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Guessing more fox news viewers are experiencing this than not
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Working thumb holes into our cardigans that we wore in July for some reason
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
See, he's fine, he's at Lollapalooza
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did coffee write this
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Taco Bell Canada doesn't need contaminated lettuce to give everyone explosive diarrhea 💜
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Schroedinger's murder turtle
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Vanilla Immigration and Customs Enforcement
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My city is a deeply unserious place
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SPRIMP
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Me trying to get through every day like
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is aspirational
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Actual excerpts from Melania's unrequested speech
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Cheap Trick, c 1979 - colourised
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Shoup
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
On the comedy scale from 1 to 4 Seasons Total Landscaping, trying to figure out where this lands
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bored of Peace
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The worthlessness of nfts is as inevitable as it is hilarious
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🎶It seems today That all you see Is violence in movies, and sex on the TTC 🎶
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
RELEASE THE NOOK FILES
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
'give me the peace prize or imma start some wars' isn't the brilliant negotiation tactic he thinks it is
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
oh good point, I thought it was bad for people to get murdered, but I didn’t consider the possibility that their hair could be short
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Are ya winning, French son?
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You can stop dreaming now Bing, it's white enough out here
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
AI has gone too far
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
WHY EVEN LIVE ANYMORE
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Turns out Quebec only has rules against French swears
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The 'Cover Your Drinks' Tour
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
StarDOOM Valley
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
How retail feels
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
🎶You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart and nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's in Our 🎶
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
imagine the whole world so quickly and thoroughly finding out that you like coldplay
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The only thing I need to know about this collab is why they didn't workshop this name even a little bit
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Mmmm mmmm, steamed Jems
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
'your music sucks' 'nuh uh, I have a lot of guitars' I love this defense
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
OH NO IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME AND IT'S CLOSER THAN IT APPEARS 😰
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
So happy to get my hands on a switch 2 #blessed
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Heartwarming: the worst people you know fucking hate each other
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Helen Quelle Heure @uberjnet.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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