UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 3hjust ate some 5 day old reheated rice, the dice roll of the century or so ive heard 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 3hi think titanic mag and burst fire is good, and any other gun items is throwing unless you are turbo rich and then ricochet is good i do like spirit scaling items, hence torment pulse, because she gets a billion spirit but she doesnt have any good scaling on her kit itself (except the m1 buff) 010
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 3htorment pulse and radiant regen for sure is core, and i feel like expansion would have been worth it but i forgot to buy it, other than that i think she wants the entire shop actually 100
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 3hplayed 1 baba game and if we didnt have a disconnecting/afk rat king for the first 10 minutes i think we could have won, but also i have no idea how to build this old crone 100
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 7hHaven’t drawn in months, but Baba canonically *allegedly* throwing a brick at the NYC mayor has inspired me I think 020
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 11hI think you could make a whole music career out of localizing “American Woman” to every other country on earth 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 12hBut then I’ll forget about the stuff I have tabs open for, and I don’t want to forget 100
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 12hThat’s why I have 32gb of ram, so I don’t have to give a fuck that chrome is bitcoin mining or whatever it does with my 50 open tabs 110
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 23hThe difference being the Biden campaign realized this and he just dodged everything until he was winning. Trump sees a podium like the green goblin mask, he can’t help himself. 2260
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 23hIt’s like Joe Biden during the primaries. Wildly unpopular and every time he speaks he becomes even less popular 1170
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 23hAlso her spirit bonus damage on gun really shouldn’t trigger on hits (escalating exposure is broken on her) Also also torment pulse is core, don’t even consider skipping it 020
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 23hHer only real source of damage is her gun after hitting with her 1, and it seems to be pretty good damage, but I think she’s actually gonna be buffed my bros, so buckle up. 120
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 23hReading day 1 Baba takes because I know these dudes are just fully bypassing their brains. Simple stimulus in, reaction out. “Guys she steals like 200 spirit!!! Holy broken!!!” Yeah sure, what’s she gonna use it on? Her no scaling 1? Her 0.2 dps scaling 3? 120
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You said a word wrong, you know what that meansstatic.klipy.comDragonballzALT: Dragonballz 110
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026heavy melee during granny long legs being parryable but not stunning baba is fucking nuts, though, basically puddle punch with no cd (but no range) 010
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026yeah i think people will pretty quickly just start parrying her light melees though, but if they whiff a parry, enjoy gettin your ass kicked all the way to queens baby! 120
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026okay i was busy when baba came out but now that ive read and fiddled with her a bit, she is basically deadlock's snapfire and that means she is my shit!!!!!!! 120
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve been following @beetlemoses.bsky.social for years and totally forgot some of these comics, he’s so good dude 132430
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got a paper (cardboard) cut while opening the box for this, sometimes we must suffer for what we desire 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ATTENTION BABA VOTERS: when the polls close later today, if you’re in line, STAY IN LINE! 131
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The rendering on his horrific chin(?) stubble is so well done I can feel how awful it is by just thinking about it 060
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey mother FUCKERS. Outer Wilds + the DLC is literally half off right now you stupid FUCKS. Guy buy it already, FUCK. 061
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m tired of saying it, you’re tired of saying it, but if any other president in history said something like this they’d be impeached before the end of the day, and Trump says shit like this every single day and nobody who’s supposed to give a fuck seems to give a fuck 152
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(Yeah obviously there are a lot of other lines of changes, but the biggest stuff is the damage reduction and the uptime, and I binked the DR value) 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It rules that I’ve played enough video games (particularly dota) that I basically called the exact rat king nerfs 100
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There are months where no sneezes happen and then there are days where months of sneezes happen 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay so apparently the chud youtuber “critical drinker” has worked as one of James Patterson’s ghost writers in the past, so it’s entirely possible that the Mr beast book was written by the critical drinker, and that’s just wonderful news 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember when Charlie Kirk got his shit blown smoove off and Tim Pool said he had sources confirming he was “stable?” What the hell kinda sources was he working with for that one? 340
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fucking gothamchess made a YouTube short to get people to vote Solomon, this dude doesn’t even play deadlock it’s not fair!!! 020
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was quite confident that Baba would be the second hero added, but it really is feeling like the Solomon voters have rallied big time, so we may have to wait until Friday for my girl 120
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also my second monitor has literally always been this guy, a maybe 20 year old 1440x900 monitor, and it’s still doing great 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Higher resolutions and frame rates are tools of the bourgeoisie and are pure excess. As a brave member of the proletariat I reject such nonsense. 100
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hello, my name is UberGoose and I have been a pc gamer for like 20 years at least and have built 4 gaming PCs and also have never gone above 1080p 60fps in any game and I don’t care to 240
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The troll from Ernset Scared Stupid scared me stupid, of coursestatic.klipy.comErnest Encounters a Troll on HalloweenALT: Ernest Encounters a Troll on Halloween 100
Reposted by UberGooseSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day. 532198388
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, I think too many deadlock players come from riot games and so they have basically no trust in the developers (this is a fair stance for riot) 010
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like even when Dota 2 had the memeback patch and it was the worst state that game has ever been in, there were fewer posts of this genre. There were like four heroes above 60% winrate and nobody was having fun and it lasted like a couple months and people were surprisingly chill about it. 110
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People making reddit posts like they are about to be executed if valve lets rat king have a 60% winrate for a whole three days. Chill out babes, it’s okay. 110
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve been on the internet for most of my life so I’m no stranger to this, but I really feel like the amount of chicken littles in gaming communities has exploded over the past few years and it’s pissing me off!!! 100
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Started reading the climber and despite never having read Baki this feels so Baki to me 000
UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve played a few (literally three) games this patch, I haven’t had a lot of opportunity to play yet but I’ll certainly be jamming some games to try out the new heroes 010
