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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷

@typevolant.com
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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social 🇫🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🧚✨🧑‍🧒‍🧒✈️

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1h
Corporations aren’t people. They don’t feel a damn thing.
Disney subscription cancellation confirmation explaining they’re sorry to see me go.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 30/09/2026
Not to mention the extra fuel you need the further away you launch from the equator
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 29/09/2026
Does she need a blankie?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 28/09/2026
👀 check out the new delivery boy
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 28/09/2026
Elle est néfaste en tabarnak
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 28/09/2026
You coulda invited me inside for a wholesome threesome. 🐶🦴
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 28/09/2026
This is weird and wrong. Fuck the Kroger Co.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 27/09/2026
Who am I to contradict her majesty?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/09/2026
then: if I burn an extra stick tonight will I survive winter? now: if I use my heater tonight will I survive winter?
typevolant.com
A winter of hardship approaches | typevolant ✈ by Matt Fuller
The increased price of heating oil will harm our neighbors and communities this winter.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/09/2026
I lasted 48 hours until I signed back up for Apple Music. 🫣 We tried. It doesn’t have the music the kids use for their bedtime routines.
My son asks me why we don’t have Apple Music access anymore. I explain we’re going to try YouTube music to save some money.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
“You’re listening to MHz 121.5… …smooth jazz for cool cats. 🎶 🐈‍⬛” “GUARDDDDDD!!!!!!🚨” ✈️
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
I love @nickforbrains.bsky.social. One day I’ll get to marry him. Un achèvement plus qu’un début.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
Mais si!
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
double your pleasure double your fun 💥
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Wrigley's Doublemint Gum: Double Your Fun
ALT: Wrigley's Doublemint Gum: Double Your Fun
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
câlisse en tabarnak je déteste les serpents 🐍
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
That’s such a detailed pic of @thejacko.bsky.social’s tit 🫢
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
Yup. Software is controllable. OpenAI and Anthropic setting their bots out to attack are criming.
lemonde.fr
Arthur Mensch, CEO of French start-up Mistral AI: 'AI is software. It can be controlled'
Mistral AI's co-founder believes the sector's American giants are manipulating the discourse around the technology's risks. He also defended his strategy, as critics are accusing his company of fallin...
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
We need the sleep. 😴
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
It’s so crooked. All of it.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
Sounds like quite an undertaking
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
That’s a good idea. I still hate having to fuss with all of this.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
I love it when the mountain is out.
Mount Rainier / Tahoma
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
Hi neighbor! Two are by the 7-11. Another one by the roundabout on 304th. There’s also one right at the base of the hill on 104th. maps.deflock.org?lat=47.3075&...
maps.deflock.org
DeFlock Maps | ALPR Camera Map & Privacy Routes
Explore ALPR camera locations and plan privacy-optimized routes across the United States.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
“Nancy just drove southbound on Auburn Way at 15th street. She is wearing a navy blazer. There are no passengers in the car. There is a large McCafé cup in her left hand.” What other liabilities does Flock expose our city to? (3/3)
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
You, me, and anyone on the internet can access a live feed. How creepy would it feel getting an email every time you drove or walked by any of Auburn’s cameras? (2/3)
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
Mayor Backus, I live on Lea Hill. I noticed the Flock cameras installed here. How is the city fixing Flock’s data security deficiencies?  Each camera on our streets is running an unpatched version of Linux from 2018. They leak their passwords. Unauthorized access is common. (1/3)
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
My city put up flock cameras. I just wrote our mayor about it. Plaintext below. ⬇️
Letter to mayor asking about Flock vulnerabilities.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
oh cool, another price hike. 🤡
cnet.com
Disney Plus and Hulu Prices Go Up, With Ad-Free Plans Hit the Hardest - CNET
Premium plans will cost about $2 more each month.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/09/2026
I’m very concerned that Susan expects us to believe the F-B-*bleats*-IIIIIIiiii
Kash Patel stars in literary hit “Fifty Shades of Hay”
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/09/2026
I have a thing for ground fault protection and not running 100-ft extension cords.⚡️ One step closer to keeping our pipes from freezing. And the sexy forest sauna and spa. 🧖‍♂️🌲
Silly boy testing voltage drop and ground fault operability on a new circuit.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/09/2026
The Kroger Co. preys on America: packages of ground beef are now 1.9 pounds instead of 2 pounds.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 22/09/2026
Yeah, people are going to freeze to death. :(
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 22/09/2026
Heating oil prices in the United States were $2/gallon. Now they're $5/gallon. Just in time for an El Niño winter. 🥶 www.marketwatch.com/investing/fu...
The 52-week price range for heating oil in the Northeast United States growing from $2.04/gallon to $5.29/gallon last week
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 22/09/2026
Idée maîtresse: ze guy aime les flamants roses.🦩🦩🦩
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 22/09/2026
Seen and felt. The things we go through.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 21/09/2026
As I have fucked you, Fuck one another. This new commandment: Fuck one another. By this shall men know, Ye are my disciples, If ye have fucked, One to another. 🎶
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 20/09/2026
ying and yang. we need it all.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
wardrobe malfunction?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
I tell Chrome “no” and it asks me again if it can be my default browser. There’s a way to stop it. Enterprise policies. typevolant.com/blog/no-mean...
typevolant.com
Stop your browser from asking to be your default. Permanently. | typevolant ✈ by Matt Fuller
Use obscure, well-supported enterprise policies to make Google Chrome, Microsoft Edge, Arc, Brave, and other browsers stop asking to be your default.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
Birds of a feather.
Ed Sheeran <> JD Couchfucker
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
👀
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
It’s absurd and unjust.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
dp?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
sometimes #fcf is twice as nice.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
no.™ 🙃
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
Make the people who send you feedback surveys apoplectic. Say 7️⃣ or 8️⃣.
NPS survey response criteria
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 18/09/2026
C’est un dicton il paraît.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 17/09/2026
them: how old are your kids? me: between the ages of “go wipe your jizz off the wall” and “go wipe your boogers off the wall”
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 17/09/2026
Bonjourhiii
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 17/09/2026
« Il a manqué une belle occasion de se taire. » French wisdom.
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