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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷

@typevolant.com
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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social 🇫🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🧚✨🧑‍🧒‍🧒✈️

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 8h
Corporations aren’t people. They don’t feel a damn thing.
Disney subscription cancellation confirmation explaining they’re sorry to see me go.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 28/09/2026
You coulda invited me inside for a wholesome threesome. 🐶🦴
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 28/09/2026
This is weird and wrong. Fuck the Kroger Co.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/09/2026
I lasted 48 hours until I signed back up for Apple Music. 🫣 We tried. It doesn’t have the music the kids use for their bedtime routines.
My son asks me why we don’t have Apple Music access anymore. I explain we’re going to try YouTube music to save some money.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
I love @nickforbrains.bsky.social. One day I’ll get to marry him. Un achèvement plus qu’un début.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
I love it when the mountain is out.
Mount Rainier / Tahoma
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/09/2026
My city put up flock cameras. I just wrote our mayor about it. Plaintext below. ⬇️
Letter to mayor asking about Flock vulnerabilities.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/09/2026
I’m very concerned that Susan expects us to believe the F-B-*bleats*-IIIIIIiiii
Kash Patel stars in literary hit “Fifty Shades of Hay”
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/09/2026
I have a thing for ground fault protection and not running 100-ft extension cords.⚡️ One step closer to keeping our pipes from freezing. And the sexy forest sauna and spa. 🧖‍♂️🌲
Silly boy testing voltage drop and ground fault operability on a new circuit.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/09/2026
The Kroger Co. preys on America: packages of ground beef are now 1.9 pounds instead of 2 pounds.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 22/09/2026
Heating oil prices in the United States were $2/gallon. Now they're $5/gallon. Just in time for an El Niño winter. 🥶 www.marketwatch.com/investing/fu...
The 52-week price range for heating oil in the Northeast United States growing from $2.04/gallon to $5.29/gallon last week
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
wardrobe malfunction?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
Birds of a feather.
Ed Sheeran <> JD Couchfucker
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
sometimes #fcf is twice as nice.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 19/09/2026
Make the people who send you feedback surveys apoplectic. Say 7️⃣ or 8️⃣.
NPS survey response criteria
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 16/09/2026
Mormons be slutmaxxing
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 16/09/2026
He caught me. It humpday.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 16/09/2026
It’s dinner time. Which meat for appetizer?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 16/09/2026
Spotted in Bountiful, Utah next to Costco and Deseret Book. 👀
Congressional republican candidate campaign sign covered with a sticker: "TRUMP RAPES US"
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 15/09/2026
Tuesday has the unenviable position of sitting between humpday and man crouching monday. No good comes of a Tuesday, but we will get through it.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 15/09/2026
💯 💯 💯 C’est les réacteurs pour moi. 🔥
Pointing at a 3D printed model of a PW1500 GTF jet engine
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 14/09/2026
The kids and I built a workbench today. 30% of the wood is reclaimed from waste piles. The paint came from an old dusty can sitting in a neighbor’s garage.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 13/09/2026
In the US, a basic 2x4 costs $4.15 USD at Home Depot. A few miles north, a basic 2x4 costs $3.98 CAD at Home Depot. That’s $2.87 USD. We pay 44.6% more for our most basic building material because of Donald Trump.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 13/09/2026
I hate handing an always-increasing number of dollars to these kinds of companies every month. It’s okay that I can’t excise them fully all at once. I can keep chipping away at it and helping others do the same.
Apple One subscription renewal screenshot
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 13/09/2026
He did that. He sucks everyone dry.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 10/09/2026
Plow here plz. 🙂‍↕️
Airport sign in Seattle indicating where plows should dump snow.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 08/09/2026
happy #mcm
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 06/09/2026
Precious in every way. 🐈‍⬛
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 05/09/2026
Bravery has a face.
Gofrette travels attentively at the airport.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 05/09/2026
She’s not happy to go to the airport but she is brave nonetheless.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 05/09/2026
Happy caturday babes
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 02/09/2026
It’s obvious what team big tech is on. Harm reduction is so tough when they’re so deeply embedded.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 02/09/2026
The sky is big gay today.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 30/08/2026
Summer is on its way out but I’ll take what I can before it goes.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 29/08/2026
rain, rain, go away kitty found a place to play
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 29/08/2026
This will be an interesting three days 🤣
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 29/08/2026
She needs a flower patch here too.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/08/2026
She’s having sweet dreams to the tune of Beethoven.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/08/2026
Day 2 of 2
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/08/2026
Silly new boxer briefs arrived.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 26/08/2026
She’s a huntress. She’s proud of her work.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 24/08/2026
I’m nearly at 4,380 days since this happened. It feels like not that long ago. 1,500 jours c’est pas rien mais c’est rien!
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/08/2026
insert [coin] to play
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/08/2026
not all of us can be nyc or la girlies, some of us have to raise the kids in Salt Lake City.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 23/08/2026
Omg there is nobody at the pool rn I can hear myself think
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 20/08/2026
Not only do sexually abused children carry emotional scars for years, they must also pay the pedophiles’ bills for generations. Where is justice?
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 18/08/2026
The Embassy Suites at SFO is really fun for this.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 18/08/2026
Mirabel makes the best planes with the bestest dangly bits. Facts.
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 18/08/2026
happy #mcm
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 16/08/2026
So far, yes. It’s helping us make things more sane
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