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Tyneside Paul

@tynesidepaul.bsky.social
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Geordie, living in exile in Manchester. Left all other social media as I want to live in blissful ignorance and simply talk/moan about Newcastle United.

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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not sure how anyone can take issue with this (unless you’re trying to get your hands on a winners medal). Punishment should be forward facing, not retrospective. The latter is way too murky and has the potential to affect every team City have played in that time period.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve seen signs, encouraging signs.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The analogy that comes to mind with City is that of punishing the poor for stealing food. They have broken the law, but the system is broken and has been for a long time. They should be punished but this should be a time for reflection of how to fix the league as well as going after a guilty party
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gordon best Eng player tonight by a distance and best I’ve seen him play in years. I like O’Reilly but him and Guehi really out of sorts. Can’t remember the last time I saw Saka have a good game. Always seems to be on the periphery. Less said about Lewis Skelly the better.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When did World Class become ‘fairly good player’? WC should mean top 5 player in their position, in the world.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Coventry hang on here … And if Fulham get a result at home to Man U tomorrow… Spurs will be bottom going in to the International break….
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unbelievable 😂
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve never known a fanbase to have less self awareness than Man Utd. Demanding the game gets replayed because of that goal! Completely forgetting that the exact same scenario happened about 2 years ago in their favour.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t say I understand that but can’t say I’m arsed!
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PL wins at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in 2026 1 Newcastle United (2) 2 = Arsenal (1) 2 = Palace(1) 2 = Forest (1) 2 = West Ham (1) 2 = Spurs (1)
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guys, just leave the house. Get some fresh air, it's nice I promise.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Because in the last 15 years, Manchester Reds have become the number 1 destination for player improvement. Crikey. #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where the hell are Bamba & Toure? #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@footballcliches.bsky.social Stephen Bunting on SSN suggesting the crowd at the darts are his ‘12th man’.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Milwall reckon it’ll only be 8-9k sales tonight. They obviously don’t fancy Jaissle’s Mags #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lovely piece on the match and Newcastle as a whole here by B'mouth fans. #AFCB #NUFC Seem like lovely fellas too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sROt...
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24 HOURS IN Newcastle - The Best Away Day In The Premier League? 🍻
YouTube video by Back of the Net - The AFC Bournemouth Fan Channel
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Sam Tighe @stighefootball.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Villa’s last XI away to Club Brugge, in March 2025 😂
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Tom Spoors @tomspoors.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Bluesky_Toon update. Most teams scored fewer points; yours truly scored in the top 25%! There's a new leader, Jaisslemania. NOTcastle United are at least consistent in their support for everyone else, although Sherbet Lammens scored fewest pts (14) this week. @slduk.bsky.social @tooncrier.co.uk
Boxplots of scores in #FPL. GW3 has been added and the range of scores is well below the last two weeks.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Opting for a free hit and getting in Isak and Gakpo is certainly paying dividends. #FPL
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Feels very tinpot to applaud Konsa. People standing up and cheering him. Get a grip.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Delayed Pardo news from a bot or something else? 🤯
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh my #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Assume this would mean we have a replacement wide player coming? #nufc
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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 30/08/2026
🚨⚪️⚫️ Juventus have made contact with Newcastle to ask about Nick Woltemade on loan. He’s among options with Joshua Zirkzee if Jonathan David leaves the club.
Image uploaded from tweet
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Captaining Bruno F in FPL (also having Mbuemo), is a nice silver lining here.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Joining Sunderland fan, Dave Jones, are former Spurs players Jamie Redknapp and Ryan Mason. Lovely stuff as always #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I was Liverpool, I’d bring Isak on.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Forest going for 3 wins in a row at Anfield. Meanwhile we haven’t won their since when, 1994?
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Excited to see the mental gymnastics needed to justify Liverpool’s obscene spending over the last 3 years. Remember, they do it the right way! I suspect it’s only an issue when owners from the Gulf are at it.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Media are so detached from the true sentiment at #nufc. On Talksport this morning, ‘They need a result this weekend to give them a break from all the negativity’. I’ve not been as optimistic as this in a long time.
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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 27/08/2026
🚨🔵⚪️ EXCL: Napoli made contact to ask with Newcastle over last 24h to ask about Nick Woltemade availability on loan deal. Napoli have easier option available with Marc Guiu from Chelsea but also explored Woltemade. Decision up to #NUFC. 🎥
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Any word on why Toure was taken off? #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What channel is it on? The programme says Newcastle/WBA but the host just said ‘stick with us for Everton… #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My word. Same fee as Nico G by the way.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Genuinely what the hell has happened to Isak?! He was a £125m pound player when that actually meant something. Wild how far he’s fallen.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That one hurts but I bet it hurts all the talking heads/youtubers who were desperate for us to go down more.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Still no Nico G… #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Perry Groves is such a bitter man. Another ‘Arsenal man’ who seems to like educating City on how to win things. Winning the league has made them forget that City won EVERYTHING for 10 years.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And the discourse was that Gordon’s fee was wild. Savinho has 2 goals in over 50 PL games for City. He wouldn’t improve our RW and #nufc have Elanga and Murphy
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now Martinez and the point will still stand. #avfc #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Conceded before the official app’s push notification announced KO. Standard fair. #nufc
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Savinho for £85m might genuinely be the deal that breaks the market. With that one, money has lost all meaning. It’d be as bad as Anthony to Man U. Spurs have Kudus in the same position, who is twice the player.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#avfc could be about to lose Rogers, Tielemans, Digne and Konsa. That’s a huge loss for them but feel the reporting around it has been so different to our own ‘exodus’. #nufc
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Should be live here mate. youtube.com/@valenciacf?...
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Valencia CF
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did I see someone say that the #nufc match would be free on YouTube tonight?
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Arsenal fans are just bots who regurgitate the same tropes to each other until it becomes ‘fact’. ‘Bruno won’t be able to get away with his antics now that he plays for us (Arsenal)’ Arsenal got 0 red cards in 25/26 and benefited from VAR more than any other team Officiated differently indeed.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve come round to the idea of PEH for £10-15m for #nufc. Yes, he played for and left Spurs but this is a Spurs that were in Europe every year - something we’re not. He’d be an upgrade on Willock and Joe and would bring much needed leadership to the team. 1/
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#nufc Club media better not entertain the idea of a crocodile tear goodbye video. You’re not sad if you’re ’desperate to leave’.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Loved the guy more than I have almost any player in the last 20 years but the unsavoury way he’s left really leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Hope he bombs out and realises what he had. Would never boo but I think he’ll be shocked by the tepid reaction next season.
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Tyneside Paul @tynesidepaul.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One of the worst things about this, as was the case with Liverpool and Isak, is Arsenal fans now becoming experts on what kind of a player Bruno is educating us on how he’s best used despite never watching him play.
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