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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10h

"Vance ... said he and a top White House official were trying to figure out how to investigate her." That comment should put Vance in jail. He admits they were looking for a pretext to investigate Omar — not that they had evidence of a crime, but to "investigate" just before the election.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You wouldn't be such a loner if you shared your pizza with a friend.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

listen when you're in charge of arts funding or some shit, remember who knew you when.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"I eat a bit of fish, and the humans get all hyperbolic about it."

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honestly, after this, I don't know why people would ask to be removed from mailing lists they never requested, as opposed to just starting out by doing something similar.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't especially care whether the President can walk, but I do wonder about that dementia test he USED TO keep bragging about passing. Seems like it's been several months since he's mentioned it.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Going with my mom to pick up her new kitten.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm sorry, but we only allow people in our band who were named after their instrument AT BIRTH. It's cheating if they acquired the name later.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well that will certainly make other pedos think twice.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess interesting is one word for it.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That could be because someone ate him.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay but the way a bribe works is, for instance, someone pays $120K and gets $20 million in bogus no-bid contracts. The amount of money the Trumps grifted is peanuts compared to the amount of taxpayer money they squandered on their rich friends. That money also needs to be clawed back.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My father, an English Lit professor, always wanted me to read Faulkner and Salinger and so on. I lived in the SF section instead. I knew it was in theory possible to write books with no robots or magic or dragons but never really understood the point of doing so.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Seems like it's been a few months since DT bragged about passing a dementia test. Does this mean he's no longer passing them?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

While in some ways it's a good thing to develop standards, they also steal joy.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Substitute human is very stingy with the treats however.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I assume you already have a calculus text in the house, for when they get bored.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not just him. There are hundreds of people who should face serious consequences for this.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In Louisiana: I do walk a couple miles nearly every day, but I might wear an evaporative cooling vest or wait until 10 PM.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Listen, can we do a health check on Keanu? I just wanna make sure.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Meep, officially the World's Most Adorable Cat, is modeling products for my store.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Obviously they're not throwing their best dildos at the WNBA. Those are just their old used-up dildos that they were going to throw out anyway.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I would not have edited him out. I would have added a clown wig and makeup, and a giant... appliance.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

These skills are not very useful directly in battle, but helping the other mechs relax during their down time sounds like a decent contribution.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Could be worse, they might require a tie.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Cats really are effective at training their... house staff.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

White chocolate is what’s left of chocolate after all the chocolate has been removed.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I wish I could do that because there are some authors I'd very much like to have a word with.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm in Louisiana and not voting for Angie Craig. I mean, on purpose.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

No you don't understand. If you give poor people money they are less desperate and therefore harder to exploit. That's why this plan won't work for billionaires.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Koi fish are apparently better at recognizing faces than I am.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I mean, we know why it would harm the project. It's so unpopular that the only way it'll happen is if it's not put to a vote.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Jeff you have to get with the program or be left in the dust. Baby head spiking is clearly the wave of the future and authors who adopt it now have a head start. There. I just wrote a typical AI booster post.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Naomi Wolf, Naomi Klein. Also very much not the same.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's always good to hear from an expert in Royces. There's some woman who wrote a book about hoaxes or something where she started out by complaining about people confusing her with a hoaxster with the same first name but I don't remember who it was, can you help with that?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Seems a shame to waste a wish on something you can have anyway.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Rocket and Meep are here with me and they confirm this is the case.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"I thought you just made all that shit up."

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I tend to read "It's for younger viewers" to mean, "It's for viewers who have not yet developed standards for what they watch." Because there are even things developed for kids that are simply awesome for everyone. Bluey is one example.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

That would be great if you could, though my phone would probably be in the other room.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Please bear in mind that not every AI is generative AI. AI can be legitimately used to find tumors in medical imaging, count whales, find grammar errors… that’s not the same as LLM plagiarism software.

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