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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Going with my mom to pick up her new kitten.

Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Seems like it's been a few months since DT bragged about passing a dementia test. Does this mean he's no longer passing them?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Listen, can we do a health check on Keanu? I just wanna make sure.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Obviously they're not throwing their best dildos at the WNBA. Those are just their old used-up dildos that they were going to throw out anyway.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

White chocolate is what’s left of chocolate after all the chocolate has been removed.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Next time you “find yourself” maybe tie a string on you to make it easier going forward.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"I have no contact with the outside world," he tweets.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Any sufficiently stupid customer service chat representative is indistinguishable from AI.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"I worry that I'm not providing them enough enrichment," he said, wading through an ankle-deep layer of cat toys.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Ever think how weird it is that celebrity pets have no idea the big goof following them around and picking up their poo is literally freakin' Stephen King?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Some architects and engineers and whatever need to put their heads together and see if they can convert data centers, which have ample water, power, climate control, and space, into low-cost housing after buying the buildings cheap from bankrupt AI companies.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I do not have three charged up AA batteries to make her favorite toy work, and that is a betrayal.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

So I see Shaun Dooley on screen and I want to warn the other characters not to trust that guy. Don’t they watch any British TV?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You know what’s nice is when there’s a recipe that calls for celery, but you’re making it yourself so you get to leave the celery out with no compunction because it is truly the Pauly Shore of vegetables.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The way they kept manhandling him, I’m amazed Pyewacket didn’t scratch the hell out of Kim Novak and Jimmy Stewart.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Will everyone in the White House please just tell the idiot he for real won a Nobel Peace Prize? They can have someone call pretending to be the Nobel committee with a fake Norwegian accent. It's not like he's competent to check for himself whether it's true.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

"Let cool completely before slicing." That doesn't apply to me, right?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I love it when companies inject some humor into their product packaging. Like for instance this bag of 15 bean soup has a recipe printed on it that calls for one to two cloves of garlic for a whole big pot.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The patient, who presented with no pulse or respiration, was revived by an injection of epinephrine… to his thigh. Fortunately, the quick-thinking physician realized this was one of those rare individuals whose heart was in his left leg. #MedicalMiraclesOfTV

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

My cat was bugging me and I asked her what’s the matter, is it treat time? And wow does she know what those words mean.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Some oat milk you have to shake, but some oat milk you do NOT have to shake, and I'm like, what dark sorcery is this?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Who is this Al fellow everyone is complaining about? Does he even have a last name?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Yeah he's never going to jail. Because he's no longer competent to stand trial. He got away with it.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

If only there were some way for people to sit in the coffee shop and watch their program on their phone without other people also having to hear the audio from 25 feet away. Someone should invent something like that.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I'm going on a trip and need to know how many googly eyes is 3 week's supply.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Without looking it up, please speculate on the features of the $3,000 Aston-Martin luxury baby stroller.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I will never be too old to love rainbow pens.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

The trouble with people is that they know what matters, but they choose something else.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

There are some events coming up that sound fun but there are probably going to be people there so I don't know.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

“That pumpkin bread is too hot to slice.” “Are you questioning my courage, sir?”

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Using MS Excel with CSV file. After decades they still haven't bothered to correctly use quote symbols. It's part of the syntax in the CSV specification. This string of all digits is a text value. I want to see the digits, not a number in scientific notation. That's why the quotes around it.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Why is there a "prove you're human" test on the page where I submit a utility bill payment? Are there bots that go around randomly paying people's utility bills? If so, I don't mind them paying mine.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

It would be nice to have a head of state who knows what land is in fact part of the country he supposedly leads.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Wow, I'm seeing A LOT of Gaza genocide denialist propaganda. Wonder who's paying for all this?

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Caring without action is not significantly better than not caring.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

So now they’re selling “AI PCs”. This has made it my goal to not need a new computer until this fever has passed.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Every victory landed just under the threshold for an automatic recount. These anomalies didn’t happen nationwide. They didn’t even happen across all voting methods. They were concentrated. Targeted. Specific to swing states and to Election Day voting. thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

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She Won. They Didn't Just Change the Machines. They Rewired the Election.

How Leonard Leo's 2021 sale of an electronics firm enabled tech giants to subvert the 2024 election.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

it's fine to have an imaginary friend, but don't let them drive your car.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

So apparently web designers think that if they make the close gadget of their popup nearly invisible, I'll sign up for their fracking mailing list or whatever just to save myself the trouble of figuring out how else to close the dialog.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I’ve been watching Ted Lasso, and now I have to make shortbread

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Writers who want to be anonymous use a nom de plume, except for restaurant reviewers, who use a nom de nom nom.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

If anyone is considering voting for me for pope, please do not.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Tim Koster: If you could eliminate one word from your native language, what would it be? Tyler Tork: I actually did do that, but I can't tell you which word it was because it's gone.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I'm really sick of websites that have a link to "Contact us" that only leads to a FAQ page and no actual way to contact anybody.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

What’s the opposite of a hair trigger because this cat is on it.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I was just introduced to four people and a dog and I remember the dog’s name.

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Tyler Tork, Fictioneer @tylertork.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I want my next couch to be open on the bottom with places for cats to hide because it’s going to end up that way anyhow.

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