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Tyler Dårlig Ulv

@tylerthebadwolf.com
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Professional Boyfriend, enthusiast, writer; an eternally aspiring optimist. Chief Operating Masturbator: @bateworld.com He/Him/Bro tylerthebadwolf.ch tylerthebadwolf.com bio.site/tylerthebadwolf

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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 22h
This is all I want the rest of my day to be about
BUNNNNNZZZZZZ
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
AI can't sell me a goddamned thing. AI generated ads make me irrationally angry. This incredibly rendered glossy tiger could sell me these briefs in .002 seconds flat. THAT is the power of art* ✨
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
This is how I flirt
static.klipy.com
Bluey: Pants Down!
ALT: Bluey: Pants Down!
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RufusArt @rufusart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how I flirt.
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Roger Rabbit's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Roger Rabbit's Shocked Reaction
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Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100% natural 🥛
Who wants sum milk
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 29/09/2026
Two days until everyone becomes hyper aware of cybersecurity
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normfinney.bsky.social @normfinney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I flirt:
static.klipy.com
Bambi 2
ALT: Bambi 2
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Frands Gabriel @frandsgabriel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't forget I'm the official illustration for @parisjacks.org And you may see me at our next event on Wednesday! Reskeet si tu viens à la Jacks du @secteurx-paris.bsky.social mercredi 17-21h! Tous les branleurs sont les bienvenus! Inscription obligatoire. #gayart #batorart #jackoffparty #parisjacks
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
This is how I flirt
static.klipy.com
Bluey: Pants Down!
ALT: Bluey: Pants Down!
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Guys are all these current songs about how the "kids don't wanna dance" about fucking? Am I that blonde that this thin metaphor is only just dawning on me? The kids today aren't humping enough? Is that the message??
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
@bateworld.com! Slogan Robot! Stat!
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
This has been a real rollercoaster ride of penile emotion. I need to sit down.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
Oh. But the penis stays hard. IIIINTERESTING....
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
Get a job!
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
@bateworld.com! Slogan Robot! Stat!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zootopia (2016) is rated PG
Adult content label
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
*and muscles, and shiny things, and anthro cat men with bulges that I can't look away from, and my crippling underwear shopping habit
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
AI can't sell me a goddamned thing. AI generated ads make me irrationally angry. This incredibly rendered glossy tiger could sell me these briefs in .002 seconds flat. THAT is the power of art* ✨
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/09/2026
I would purchase something called "reFutureMist" without a single moment's hesitation
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shocked Cat's Surprised Reaction
ALT: Shocked Cat's Surprised Reaction
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shocked Cat's Surprised Reaction
ALT: Shocked Cat's Surprised Reaction
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bag of shit for sale free shipping usa love you extrafabulous.shop/collections/...
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BateWorld @bateworld.com · 25/09/2026
EARTH SUCKS. MOVING TO BATEWORLD. 🌍💦 #FCF deal! Get 25% OFF today only 🔗 shop.bateworld.com/p...
earth sucks moving to bateworld tshirt
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 19/09/2026
I did six of these today! :D
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
Nonstop 5-6 days a week, every week 🫣
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Somehow this goes to the @bateworld.com slogan robot. Well figure out the details later. Maybe it's a shirt? shop.bateworld.com
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
The @laserpaints.com horse art factory is open for business 🍩
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Girl what. You're WHO?
BAFTA winner Olivia Coleman wants to help with my social media. She's also confused about it.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Girl what. You're WHO?
BAFTA winner Olivia Coleman wants to help with my social media. She's also confused about it.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
The @laserpaints.com horse art factory is open for business 🍩
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Somehow this goes to the @bateworld.com slogan robot. Well figure out the details later. Maybe it's a shirt? shop.bateworld.com
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AdultJunkDrawer @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think gay events / venues need to rethink their marketing avenues though I’m not sure what that looks like beyond maintaining an up to date website
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Guys are all these current songs about how the "kids don't wanna dance" about fucking? Am I that blonde that this thin metaphor is only just dawning on me? The kids today aren't humping enough? Is that the message??
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
100%
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
I'm on your side. I'm always on the sides of the guys with the big arm muscles 😍 Long as they leave their Kamerastativ at home.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
I'm so grateful for Germany's data protection laws in private businesses. Those folks don't survive long where I workout. The rage that overtakes me when I'm in the US trying to get stuff done. It's so arrogant and so mindless and fucks up the vibes for *everyone*
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
Top 5 This Fuckin Guy Again: 1. Guy who sleeps on a mat in the center of the open area 2. Guy who is on facetime from entry to exit 3. Guy who takes 30-70 photos per session in different areas 4. Guy who follows me around 5. Guy who takes his shoes off to do bicep curls
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
They're all the worst, and they're all called something like "Kevin" probably. 👎
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
Top 5 This Fuckin Guy Again: 1. Guy who sleeps on a mat in the center of the open area 2. Guy who is on facetime from entry to exit 3. Guy who takes 30-70 photos per session in different areas 4. Guy who follows me around 5. Guy who takes his shoes off to do bicep curls
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/09/2026
Nonstop 5-6 days a week, every week 🫣
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Polleiro @polleiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks for supporting art done by human hand. patreon.com/Polleirobear
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BateWorld @bateworld.com · 24/09/2026
I ♥️ bulges
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mystery Men (1999)
Invisible Boy (Kel Mitchell) says "I'm bisexual. Can you see me?"

the rest of the team say "Yes" because it is is September 23
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 23/09/2026
There are 3 KMarts still operating. But this here is just AI slop. Disappointing to see shared from @campuscodi.risky.biz
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 23/09/2026
They do exactly what they promise. And Ishtar is super chill if there's a problem. She's probably who will reply to your emails. Worth. The. Money.
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タタタタタタタタタタタタ @djt-aka.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Godzilla
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 23/09/2026
No it's so worth the wait, if you've never done I&B before. They'll fit perfect and last forever. Their spandex shorts are all I wear to the gym. 10/10 You're gonna look 🔥
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 23/09/2026
Transing your kids? In this economy?! I can barely afford to trans MYSELF!
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