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Tyler Dårlig Ulv

@tylerthebadwolf.com
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Professional Boyfriend, enthusiast, writer; an eternally aspiring optimist. Chief Operating Masturbator: @bateworld.com He/Him/Bro tylerthebadwolf.ch tylerthebadwolf.com bio.site/tylerthebadwolf

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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 01/10/2026
Pick a lane, @thebatorblog.com
Clumpy cum? Clumpy?Not enough fiber in your semen maybe?
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 30/09/2026
This is all I want the rest of my day to be about
BUNNNNNZZZZZZ
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 25/09/2026
Girl what. You're WHO?
BAFTA winner Olivia Coleman wants to help with my social media. She's also confused about it.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 22/09/2026
I know I know 😃
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 19/09/2026
How do you fuck up "stick figure" this bad?
It only has one arm? Attached to its head? It's holding... a... maybe a tablet? With the logo misaligned?
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 18/09/2026
This is STILL a cartoon drawing of a cisgender man. It is not "EXPLICIT SEXUAL IMAGES" and I don't get what the fuck the point of this is.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 17/09/2026
It's Jon Arbuckle from when he swallowed so much cum in an actual Garfield comic. Look it up. It's real.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 15/09/2026
Great job with all the ✨AI Magic✨ you absolute doofuses @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app You've clearly bested everyone who thinks AI moderation is a scam. You showed us all. We'll never be right about anything again.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 15/09/2026
It's my trainer being exhausted of me
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 15/09/2026
laser focused on the dream on chest days 💪
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 14/09/2026
Will cats with lasers strapped to their heads be a problem for pet owners? Experts weigh in.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 11/09/2026
My mom asked me this week if I thought I was ever going to get married and I told her I had designed this shirt and she just sighed really heavy
it's a cool shirt you can buy
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 09/09/2026
So weird they'd go for baby Link when Horny Link was right there waiting 💭 www.orzgk.com/product/mint...
It's Link with muscles and his penis is generating some kind of distortion fog It's Link with muscles and his penis is generating some kind of distortion fog
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 08/09/2026
You know what *genuinely* "alters our understanding of self?" Seeing ourselves reflected in the vulnerability and humanity of other people. Hi I'm Tyler and I'd like to talk to you today about @bateworld.com. Watching other men jorkin' it improves and deepens our understanding of self on ∞ levels.
Paul sounds like he just finished philosophy 101 at the junior college and also REALLY REALLY likes "technology." Here he has merged those two streams into one idea.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 03/09/2026
Why would you ever use apps if you don't have to? Do you get how much data they're taking from your devices? If your thing can't also simply be used on a website, you're doing it wrong.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 03/09/2026
MAN I like those shoes a lot
Yum
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 02/09/2026
There is no universe in which I could use this much toilet paper in month. What is going on with you guys? How could you use 1700 sheets of toilet paper in 30 days? That's 56 sheets of toilet paper per day.
A terrifying use of math to determine paper usage
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 01/09/2026
Tyler is Carrie
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 31/08/2026
Link get's his two-hander
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 30/08/2026
IT WAS SO GOOD! And I stayed up SOOOO late! The horse really came through in the end. 10/10 Horses 🐴
It's that horse movie everybody likes
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 28/08/2026
I want to sass you about citing sources because the references are too deep, but am secretly grateful. Maybe that's what it is! There's no way to know
Maybe it's a horse penis? Idk
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 27/08/2026
You guys gotta follow @ravuer.bsky.social. I don't think anybody appreciates how amazing what they're doing is. This should be in books. Discussed at university.
MAKE HIM AN OFFER
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 16/08/2026
If you see this, post a Knight.
Its kel knight, renowned purveyor of fine meats.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 15/08/2026
I think about Nicole Kidman and the first ten minutes of the Stepford Wives a LOT.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 14/08/2026
It's annie lennox. She's looking for something.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 10/08/2026
Post you in a different era of life __ Who can even remember this far back. I wish I'd been kinder to this kid.
A screenshot of the now defunct Daddy's Reviews website, featuring me doing that face I did.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 06/08/2026
Gasp!
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 11/07/2026
Stupid sexy mug
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 10/07/2026
ChatGPT could never, hombre
Kirwan was a hero
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 10/07/2026
The nipple life I aspire to lead <3
Incredible nipples bro
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 10/07/2026
I think about this Duke Nukem illustration by @animasanimus.bsky.social probably once a week. linktr.ee/animasanimus
It's a stunningly rendered Duke Nukem with the most beautiful flood of piss anyone has ever seen or illustrated.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 10/07/2026
There is absolutely nobody who draws a supple round butt, or a thick tummy, or a foreskin fold like @logankowalsky.bsky.social. This guy should have 20X the following he does. This stuff is genuine gold, and harkens back to so many erotic art traditions from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. 💘
A supple, round butt. Thick fat tummy with the most erotic nipple sliver you've ever seen. Shafts! Everywhere, wrinkled stunning shafts!
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 08/07/2026
Oh it's 100% gen AI. They may have laid that type on it (but likely not). All of their event posters are slop productions. If you look close those guys heads/hair are melting together. Assorted others:
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 07/07/2026
Get a job, loser
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 07/07/2026
Not this asshole again. You'll never guess which side he's on. I'm so gd tired of being Pepperidge Farm. So tired of remembering everything.
Fuck this guy, fuck THORN. Fuck all this shit. Encryption and privacy forever at any cost.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 02/07/2026
Is it cake and it's a duck but also it's cake
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 29/06/2026
You gotta put your shoes on, but it's worth it
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 27/06/2026
👄👄
I guess it's "lips" for a white guy
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 27/06/2026
😍
It’s the Milton Bradley heartthrob game. It’s me thinking about this date
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 26/06/2026
Chiitan doesn’t like all my posts. Just exactly the right ones 👍
Chiitan likes me
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 26/06/2026
Not beating the furry allegations today, friends
it's the Drake meme but it's a cartoon horse advocating for anatomical correctness
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 24/06/2026
Me n you both, Spongebob
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 23/06/2026
It's National Selfie Day! Quote post with a selfie that you love!
Got a sec to spot me bro?
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 23/06/2026
It's cheese and it says cheese
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 23/06/2026
Imagine caring so little about your event that you make this poster for it. Generative ai really tattles on everybody. Amazing.
It’s a slop image of two indistinguishable weirdos promoting a party even the promoters don’t seem to care about. Get ready!
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 22/06/2026
Nearly EVERY post on my grid today is on notice for alleged sexual solicitation. IG says my account will stay restricted until I hide or edit every post. Tag in if you're seeing this elsewhere. I'm... at a loss.
ALL my posts suddenly go against IG's policies and will keep my account restricted.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 21/06/2026
The full photo so you don’t need to wonder.
It’s me wearing a bikini and reading a Blackouts by Justin Torres. You know. Soliciting. Sexually.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 21/06/2026
Great news. They clarified. Doing a meme two years ago is “sexual solicitation.” That’s why I was suspended. This is the *full post* you can see here. No hidden words or codes. Just being modest. Mindful. Suspended.
We removed your photo. Uh huh.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 20/06/2026
Having posted nothing to grid in 5 months, made no comments, and then shared a hamster account in my stories, I’m now suspended from instagram.
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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 19/06/2026
Modern day Link would never. Especially on FCF.
It's Link but he's real muscly. And has a huge dong. Beautiful art by @lostanemone  lostanemone.carrd.co
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