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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 2h

this is why i prefer electric regimes tbh, even if they're more expensive and have problems traveling long distances.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 2h

don't take my job from me!!!!! that's MY gig, bub!!!!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

oh yeah, it was INSANE delusion. i would argue that even if Musk somehow flash-froze his reputation in, say, 2022, 2023, and carried it over into the 2028 season, Pete would still have been *fucking crazy* to publicly court Musk to bankroll him. It would be a GIGANTIC scandal amongst primary voters.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

even though the investigation probably wouldn't have done as much as we would have liked, it will still be seen in the future as a pivotal moment in history. there will be alt-history works written around the premise of "What If Pete Buttigieg Wasn't A Craven Moron And Jailed Musk?".

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

But Grimm, there was a 0.05% chance that *Pete* might be the one to receive the Musk Fun Bucks! If Pete told anyone at the time that that was a smart political calculation to make, they would have called him a fucking idiot, but in retrospect, it was REALLY REALLY stupid as well as dumb!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

100%. he needs to stay in the Midwest for the clout, but he cannot run for office there because he has too many skeletons in the closet that a competitive local primary would drag out into the light, so he has to wait until 2028 for a presidential primary, which are far more stage-managed.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

they meant to only be condescending to one of them. even if not, i am fine with them accidentally condescending to pete, he's a loser and bad at politics and needs to go away.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

sweet Jenny. He even had the temerity to maybe perhaps have illicit affairs whilst she was faithful (but maybe also flirting with men!!). The entire book reads like a mixture of 1. a child who cannot believe mommy and daddy's lives were more complicated than he thought, and 2. the phrase "Hoes Mad".

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

to try and effect change without compromising their beliefs and principles. No, it is a damn shame that that loafing loser Karl Marx not only refused to give up revolutionary thought and get a REAL job (like, say, professor emeritus at a Washington state school, lmao), but also brainwashed poor,

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

along with him because of 'spousal duty to honor him'. It cannot be that the sympathy for the poor that the author acknowledges in Jenny might be genuine and independent of Marx, or that living in the 19th century would have sucked either way and it is admirable that the Marxs did all they could

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

I'm reading the book 'Red Jenny', a biography about Jenny Marx (Marx's wife (*Borat voice*)), and man, the author is so condescending to her lmao. He acts like she is almost incapable of autonomy of action or thought, that she is doomed to be enthralled with Marx and how she is simply going

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 4h

Have you read the book Whalefall before? If so, what are your thoughts on the trailer?

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 5h

oh hell ya, that sub has that CHEESE cheese on it. just the way i like it!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 12h

and that's just for the tutorial level!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

in the fine print of the bill it says that this only applies if you're playing a video game on a Soda Stream.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

yeah he has shooters, they're called the IDF *rimshot*

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

the fact anyone is giving this loser-ass cretin any leeway is disgusting to me. she is lying and not even particularly well.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

the biggest reason Kamala lost in 2020 is because she *didn't lie*. her campaign was notably shit because she refused to lie in an inadmirable sort of way. it seems she has learned her lesson and is now (cautiously) mealy-mouthing her way around Palestine as if she shouldn't be in the Hague.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

This is only true in 2020. Times have changed, oceans are now battlefields (Kamala Harris and friends really, really want to be president, and know people are now desperate enough to vote for any one of them in sufficient quantities with the right lies).

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

so what you're saying is is that we need to stop the production of The Batman Part II by any means necessary

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

i would argue that it is not only possible, it is entirely probable that someone who agrees with them will win. whether the person is blaringly on their side or lies their ass off just to get into office before turning about-face, the danger is there and too real.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This feels like that picture of all the fake influencers where half of them are named Cody or Gorp. I can't find it anymore but it's true.

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

A YouTube kidslop thumbnail in real life

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

you SAY that, but that Veterinarian Hospital For Puppies And Kitties is looking like a mighty hard target that only a GBU-43 can crack.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

post the whole thing here dickheads, i'm not going to twitter.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

i see that he is inaugurating "Distinguished Statesman" era since he is toxically unelectable anywhere else in his own state lol. may his 2028 run be short and humiliating.

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Dan Tuke @danieltuke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Timeless advice:

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/10/2026

one big problem with trying to claim that LLMs are "conscious" is that you're betting that phenomenology is going to provide more concrete evidence in the affirmative than the historical fact that people thought machines were conscious since the very first time a computer spoke... in the mid-1960s

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Maybe Ukraine's defense shouldn't be relying on the private contractor from hell with the scuffed internet satellites???

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My brother in Christ, you helped make the sandwich!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Dems would be wise to act on data centers if only because if rates are not lowered by 2028, the Dems will probably face a backlash. Especially if they get a governing majority this November.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

America loves the 30-time Daytime Emmy Award-winning show 'Geefus', the 12-season show starring esteemed luminaries such as Xordan Galifianakis Jr., Elle Zigliarrrrrr, and Christopher Walken. This show played exclusively at 4AM on UPN.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

my man's been brushed with paint that isn't even got a color of his stripes, goddamn

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

just tear them down you morons, it'll take like 5 minutes with the right tools. what are they gonna do, sneak back in and put them back up??

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

this is one of those shows I have literally never heard of in my entire life that somehow also has 7 seasons and 400 celebrity guests. what the hell man.

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