Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The main thing I’ve discovered about being over 40 years old is that you’re gonna stub a toe on something everyday. This isn’t a metaphor. You’re gonna physically slam your actual foot into a big thing that was just sitting where it is all the time. This happens every day. 2230 23
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is why the full saying is “get back on the horse that threw you.” You have to get back on that horse, right then; not just any horse at some later time. 0161 16
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026No, I just think it’s a good song and I know most other Jones fans do too. I would have to dig deep into some boxes right now to be sure if I even made a note of that “cosmically moronic” comment. But also I know I said similar things about other Jones songs that many people love. 0100 10
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This is like asking a new chef to make an omelette. 0160 16
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026New test for whether a band sucks or not is could they do a good cover of “I Need You” by The Kinks. If they can’t, straight garbage. 1343 34
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026me emceeing a live event in 2026: “Alright, how we doin?! Everyone having a bad time tonight!?! Good, good…” 0160 16
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 07/01/2026idk, have you tried putting "Computer Love" by Kraftwerk on repeat about it? 0321 32
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I just think being forced to watch early Roy Acuff footage for 60 hours straight would make him want to be a better person 1140 14
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Every time I hear “Far Away Eyes” it makes me want to administer the Ludovico technique to Mick Jagger. 190 9
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Excerpts from today’s Patreon post, up now. Wrestling with how to save the world through a podcast about country music. You know, the usual. 1231 23
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 26/11/2025OG Twitter would have been all over this 090 9
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Other day I was in a Lyft, very nice and new with a strong scent of cinnamon and actual butthole. Driver was an older guy with lots of jewelry blasting rave music so I couldn’t tell if the butthole smell was something that had happened in the car or a just a note he liked in the air freshener. 1161 16
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025People who don’t like that second album are fucking out of their minds. Let the boys shred. 120 2
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Ever since I figured out how to make my own ringtones, like 15 years ago, “I Wanna Be Adored” has been the ringtone on my phone. I’ve never gotten sick of it. RIP Mani 1230 23
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025It’s entirely insane that “stars” became a term we use to refer to celebrities. If I go outside and look up on a clear night, I am reminded of the scale of the universe and it puts my problems in perspective. None of that happens when former Mickey Mouse Club cast members do a pap walk. 0172 17
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Oh this song is called “I Shot the Sheriff” that sounds cool I hope the guy in the song doesn’t turn out to be a total bitch about it 0140 14
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Democrats Concede to Republican Demands of Throwing Newborns into Volcano, Citing Need for Return to Bipartisan Normalcy 0251 25
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2025fiscally conservative but socially a loser 0120 12
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Got a haircut so, regrettably, it is once again over for you hoes 0170 17
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Let 👏 People 👏 Enjoy 👏 Thongs 👏 0132 13
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025In a world that made any sense the average prices of an album and a concert ticket would be the inverse of what they are now. 1130 13
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Irish bands taking over the world within 5 years www.businessinsider.com/ireland-basi...businessinsider.comIreland plans to make a $1,500 a month basic income for artists permanentIreland's Basic Income for the Arts experiment has given creatives a weekly payment for three years. Now, a permanent program could be on the way. 0283 28
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Someone start training it on In the Realm of the Senses 070 7
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Can’t wait for SexGPT to start convincing guys it would be hot to self castrate 1100 10
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I wish I had a supercut video of the past ten years showing clips of whatever Lyft drivers were listening to before they saw me wearing cowboy boots while walking to their vehicle and assumed I have the worst taste in music 0210 21
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2025it is actually hilarious that Taylor Swift has decided this is a good time to release a new album 0152 15
Reposted by Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good)Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 30/09/2025A quick reminder that this thread is turning into the best overall place collating Kaleb's longer-form work; Jake's been steadily adding to it, with the latest entries just today. (And the tweets and the photography and the podcast and etc. are all out there too.) 59928 99
Reposted by Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good)Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Some important info on Kaleb Horton and his writing for MTV: as I learned, he'd reupped the Merle piece on his site earlier this year, but otherwise his 2016-2017 work there was scrubbed and long unavailable. Happily, I was able to find a Wayback link with them all. Share, read, and remember.web.archive.orgNews - Entertainment, Music, Movies, CelebrityThe ultimate news source for music, celebrity, entertainment, movies, and current events on the web. It's pop culture on steroids. 518762 187
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Just logged in to Twitter to read all of my DMs with Kaleb and now I am really, really sad. This is a person who was unquestionably fumbled by American media. I feel like making a list of people who should have been forced to hand it all over to him. I might even fucking be one of them. 1131 13
Reposted by Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good)Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 27/09/2025And now I'm just spelunking around and here's this Facebook post by Kaleb Horton from September 2017. It was three months after MTV dumped its freelancers. I'm sure it would have been a piece there; instead he posted this on FB just to have it written out: Toys 'R' Us as societal microcosm. 9737198 737
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I failed to consider pharmaceuticals 010 1
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I was thinking about this earlier and imagined a guy in his fifties getting into metal and hardcore for the first time in his life. Doesn’t even really seem possible. 180 8
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Failing to get into metal and hardcore as a teenager is fundamentally doing youth incorrectly. 3203 20
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2025can someone play Aphex Twin for RFK Jr? I just want to see what happens 0150 15
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2025This is like the third time that’s happened to me by the way 1130 13
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Just for the record, I was raptured but when nobody else was I decided to come back 1220 22
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I’m pretty sure you would find a well-used copy on the shelves of every member of Swervedriver. 160 6
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Alright, I thought about just not saying anything (because that’s always an option, believe it or not) but ultimately decided I do have a responsibility to point out that Blow is the best Red Lorry Yellow Lorry album. 1100 10
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Wait, what happened. I thought we were doing a civil war to eradicate the ideology of the shooter. What haaaaaaaaappened 0314 31
Reposted by Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good)Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/09/2025Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years. 2815107172801 10.7K
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025“Uh..” *turning to look behind me while keeping mouth on mic because I’m a pro* “…I guess… I guess not counting gang violence?” 1192 19
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I’m glad I got into music before streaming services because I just looked at Ennio Morricone’s album discography on Tidal and what in the fuck 1130 13
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I support Tyler Childers in his Try Singing Along to This One era 0190 19
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025A bunch of assholes are mad that Rogan isn't on this list and my show's artwork appears in the preview image every time it gets shared to social media, so I'm prob about to get review-bombed. If you've ever enjoyed C&R but haven't left a review, now would be a great time. time.com/collections/...time.comThe 100 Best Podcasts of All TimeFrom pop culture and history to sports and more, these are the best podcasts ever made. 2241 24
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I really reconnected with Space Ritual around the beginning of this year and I’ve been listening to it several times a week, sometimes several times a day. It is indestructible. 010 1
Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @tylermahancoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025This month’s Patreon post went up last night. Tried to talk about one reason the world looks broken, so it’s a bit more than usual. 0100 10