iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11h

my household just acquired a fall snoopy mug that’s gonna be perfect for this, can’t wait to strike the perfect balance between horny and bookish for my new persona 🙏🏼

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11h

even titling it babygirl, straight up ripped from pop culture while barely understanding why people love using that descriptor lol

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11h

that or i gotta start making tiktoks :/

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11h

every couple years or so this happens and gives me the Jennifer Coolidge-style inspiration to just make what i want to make cause damn if *they* can do it…..

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11h

it’s published by an imprint of harlequ*n. hard to believe there was an editor involved at any point, just shockingly bad writing

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11h

an influencer i follow just wrote a fantasy book, and all she talks about now is the book and how she’s an author. i said alright let’s try it out…got one chapter in and had to put it down

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 12h

the amount of celebs and athletes doing gambling ads is insane. just saw the lebron polymarket one and got instantly depressed

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13h

god i love being annoying. i have to do this more often

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13h

i’m panting on the landing of this 5th floor walkup btw. i actually might pass away but that’s fine

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13h

everyone’s so jealous that i’m in new york right now. they all want to be me

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13h

ask me how it feels to be better than almost everyone bc i can tell you <3

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13h

something cool about being in new york is knowing that you’re in new york

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19h

Miss Grand USA 2026, Victoria Oluwakotanmi, slays in this gorgeous pink dress but ... wait for it ...

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 15h

same, bizarre movie. had very few to none redeeming qualities

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

what is it about being in an airport that just makes you sweaty. why. it’s always extensively air conditioned. yet i am covered in a sheen of perspiration. life is suffering

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

something about being at the airport and not having to see kristi noem’s fuckass face plastered everywhere… mamdani’s new york everywhere for those with eyes to see…

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i watched it for the first time a couple years ago and it was both fascinating and i genuinely enjoyed it!

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it’s a wild phrase. wdym “disposable”! (idk but it feels good)

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i cut and treat my own hair and wax my own skin and do my own beauty maintenance generally so it’s nice to splurge on a beauty treatment for myself now that i have disposable income!

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

haven’t gotten my nails done in years and never been a big nail girlie (broke and untalented at nail diy). kinda wondered if i was going too boring with the look but i’m very happy with them!! (bonus is my new nail salon is literally down the street)

right hand curled in so camera can see a nude nail set in a long almond shape. big fiddle leaf in background for *vibes*

same thing but hand is opened, palm facing away again to show off nails :)

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 06/10/2026

How much of our working lives do we spend waiting for Okta verification do we think

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oven and stovetop were off and cold but he got a Talking To!

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

diagram i drew for my partner to illustrate where i found Someone exploiting a loophole in the Countertop Rules (the criminal in question was too quick to be captured on camera)

stick drawing of a cat shaped creature on top of the back panel of the gas range

photograph of the cat in question (hanx, my fluffy brown and white kitty, under a spotlight looking nefarious on the couch)

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

visiting a new nail salon in the first time in two years, wish me luck

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

monday morning meeting i was dreading all weekend got cancelled, hell yeah

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

while the cat’s away [my partner] the mice will play [i will load the dishwasher inefficiently and run it an excessive amount]

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

up early to drive eugene to the airport and the cats are very sleepy and confused at why we are awake off of schedule

hanx, brown and white fluffy cat, laying down with a watchful expression

howie, fluffy muted calico cat, laying on her back with a just- awoken but staring expression

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if your man starts dancing with Julie Andrews and she hits him with the soft filter… girl it’s over…

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

accidentally bought a pricey rain jacket that i did not realize was final sale because it was not clearly marked until i got the email receipt. fingies crossed it fits and i like it :/

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

dreams have always been an prime place for my cptsd to manifest, and, honestly why i don’t want to go back to therapy. working through the worst of it meant awful dreams every single night for months

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not to be dramatic but after being unexpectedly awash in personal stories of assault and discourse i’m a bit nervous to go to sleep tonight as i am certain nightmares await! very triggering time to try to log on and get my giggles in :(

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cooked with leeks for the first time ever (can’t believe i once had a cooking newsletter, who allowed that?) and damn this shit is good

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

finally ran out of Slow Horses episodes and have to wait for the next one to drop. How did we live like this

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

got my lashes permed and suddenly i’m gorgeous again

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i know clan arans are more of a marketing ploy than anything else but consider me ployed 👍🏼 can’t wait for it to get cold so i can wear it!

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my boyfriend’s aunt sent me the most thoughtful birthday gift, a clan aran scarf for my family’s lineage. Family crest included, i love it so much

beautifully kit dark blue sweater with a variation of the traditional Lynch crest on it.(Other versions include a lynx at the top instead of a knight’s helm.)

tag/card detailing the surname LYNCH, Ó Loinsigh, a short history of the Gaelic and Norman tribe origins and famous persons with the surname

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wasn’t built for the summer baddie life, i am unable to throw a single fit in 80° weather

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can’t wait to be in nyc in two weeks so i can finally start dressing

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a foreign country to me but i’ll log on 🖥️

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

okay everyone hates me! or commerce!! i’m being left to my own devices on the lululemon website

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

looking for something mid thigh length, with room to layer but no thick lining. hood is a must

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

figured it’s time to invest in a Rain Jacket™️ and my google searches are not going well. does someone have a raincoat they really love and want to recommend me?

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lost a flock of rare/expensive baking goods to weevils today, and while we were at trader joe’s, my beautiful boyfriend came hurrying up to me with a plant in his arms saying “i get to buy this because i’m grieving” lmao i love him

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

he is not very pleased but he is very cute!

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

he doesn’t know it but he will have to be vacuumed after this as well

a brown and white fluffy kitty lays in a pile of hair scraps on a white and colorful carpet. a hint of a vacuum sits menacingly almost out of frame.

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s been a stressful time in the culture to be allergic to allicin

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my beautiful libra husband wants a gift that comes from my heart and is not willing to hint at what he wants and for that i will need to murder him

“the gap is narrowing” manhua meme where two guys (in school ties and shirtsleeves) are racing each other and a third guy is chasing them with a mic and a camera man to which he is commentating. a student photographer is in the background also chasing but there’s another kid on his shoulders casually eating ramen. each figure is labeled an increasing detail about how i’m getting chased by Eugene’s birthday and i’m spiraling about what to get him. this happens every fucking year.

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