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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My humiliation kink involves me walking slightly over the yellow line on station platforms untill a 'travel safe officer' screams at me in front of everyone (the humiliation is theirs when I ignore them and carry on)
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actual story not as exciting as I thought from misreading the headline
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anthropeum.com · Sep 30 2026 🟦🟩🟩🟦🟨🟩🟩🟦🟩🟩 81,438 · top 6% of players today!
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Christ
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The decline of 'third spaces' is about kids spending all their time on social media, not the defunding of youth clubs
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anthropeum.com · Sep 28 2026 🟦🟦🟨🟨🟩🟦🟩🟨🟨🟩 71,556 · top 34% of players today! Another in a long recent line of mediocre performances. And you do have to worry about the quality of the opposition when they are averaging 8200 for a signed Rodin sculpture
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Police were alerted to the suspicious behaviour near RAF Fairford by a local farmer, who was up at 12.30am making sure all her indentured labourers were safely locked away in their uninhabitable accommodation before returning home to discuss how to evade her tax obligations
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#nowdigesting
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was walking home, and next thing I knew I was in the tutorial level of a stealth em up
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Which way Western man? (Erol at the Lion, Finn at nan moors over the road)
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ripping out original features >>>>>>>
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice painting but sitting in this room always gives me a headache
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guaranteed numbers machine bitd (a format I invented)
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Erol Alkan Golden Lion for me tonight
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when I'm about to say something massively unhelpful on a work call: "At the risk of sounding massively unhelpful..."
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me listing all the social media microcultures who have annoyed me this week
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gm youtu.be/piwvXdmNQ00?...
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Miners DNI"
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably forgotten something obvious here, but this is what a cerebral turn-based mind looks like
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky was supposed to be my good vibes and links to tunes social network account, if you can believe it. Sadly I'm very bored at work again
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well for a small but very noisy cohort of online 'activists', the definition of disability is now restricted to a small number of conditions/symptoms/behaviours they can weaponise to shout at people as part of a symbiotic relationship with their sense of helplessness
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People are like "You shouldn't joke about this stuff on twitter, that's a right wing space" then they're like "You shouldn't joke about it on bluesky either, that's a left wing space". Well I'm hardly going to joke about it on the all colleague call either, so something's got to give
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy to say I've been won round to the idea I should be allowed to enjoy a pint at the football
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New Emma Ruth Rundle, pretty good
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Merry equinox and a happy new autumn. Not long now until the clocks go back and harmony in the universe is restored
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Q: What's the top result on google for black gender-expansive he/him lesbian drag queen? A: SEO Noire!
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm vibrating already
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Putting Tender Buttons on in the kitchen so that when the plasterer comes in to use the tap I can watch him stand still, staring into the middle distance as a solitary tear forms in his eye and rolls down his cheek
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Best article I've ever read in my life, every paragraph deserving of a screenshot
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They can't keep getting away with this
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone should write a book about this
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actual GOAT
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
41yo homeowner DESTROYS late summer growth with heavy duty brushcutter | 4k | Full sound
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When are Lidl going to apologise for the offence caused by these pizza instructions
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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the pusher dished out more assists than you’ve had hot Lamb, domestic, shoulder, whole (arm and blade), separable lean and fat, trimmed to 1/8 fat, choice, raw. Make that 146 and counting.
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Monty Don died so that my heirloom corn could live
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having typed the words "graphic designer" into my phone, the advertising algorithms have locked on to what I want to see for the next month. Funnily enough, everything on this page actually looks like what I'd expect AI to churn out, so gives me the same uncanny valley wobble as a trypophobic panini
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"We need a celebrity face for the new ad campaign. Get someone the public will associate with making sure your legal compliance paperwork is all in order"
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How many fucking artists are going to that coffee shop anyway. Reckon if your business model is that dependent on egos that fragile, you're doomed from the start
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'You need to go to the pharmacist about this' GP gf, 'you need to go to the GP about this' pharmacist bf
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you want a career that's safe from automation, why not try being a pharmacist. Computers will never be able to just disappear round the back for 20 minutes so they can pop a packet of pills into a paper bag
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bond markets react positively after village of Lower Peover votes to bring back hanging. Statement from the Prime Minister expected shortly
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Martin Luther and his mates threatening a decisive break from the Church in Rome if the bishops continue to use AI to design the church fête posters
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burnagedaydream.bsky.social @burnagedaydream.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I welcomed jobs in the service industry being decimated by QR codes, self service kiosks and delivery apps because I don’t like talking to people but now I can’t draw pictures for a living I think automation has got out of control
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How much supply chain due diligence are we expected to do on this stuff? Do I have to ask the coffee van lady whether she uses any AI to keep track of her accounting paperwork?
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Atos have declared Ed Sheeran 'fit to tour'
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Used AI to do a load of work more efficiently, then used the time I'd saved to have a laugh. And to think the doomers on here want us to go back to banging rocks together
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seasonal shift festive mindset preparation utterly ruined by the thought that bluesky must get really into 'whamageddon'
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Saint Etienne have any sense they won't come on stage tonight until after Reading v Brentford has finished
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Xhxxax @txomxs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah the technology I use to make silly little images all day for the group chats is definitely going to bring about the apocalypse 🙄
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