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Blue State TX lawyer. The header photo is both real and a metaphor. Doomsplainers and NeverDem lefties get blocked for abject uselessness.

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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 16s
That would be conspiracy to unlawfully pee. There's no suggestion of crminal conpiracy between the trump administratrion and the networks on these campaign ads. To the contrary, the nets probably are obligated to run them under federal law.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 21m
And another one:
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Judge Ada Brown's Unexplained Recusal Leaves Edgemere Lawsuit in Limbo
On Wednesday, August 12, 2026, the Dallas Morning News reported that a property dispute lawsuit concerning the Dallas-area senior living community…
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 22m
Always cause to be suspicious with O'Connor, but reassigning all of her pending cases at once more likely indicates health or fitness issues. Probably related:
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AT&T Settlement MDL Reassigned in August 2026; Final Approval Granted October 2
AT&T's data breach settlement MDL was reassigned to Judge Fitzwater on Aug. 17, 2026. He granted final approval on Oct. 2, 2026. Dated case record and FAQs.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 1h
Almost certainly looking to whip up Russian election disinformation or other interference. Something trump can latch onto after next month's disaster, maybe even attempted grounds for a martial law do-over.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 1h
If your neighbor is illegally peeing into your other neighbor's yard, you probably have standing the sue the urinator to stop because it's an offense against the public, including you. But your other neighbors haven't done anything illegal, so no basis for suit against them.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 1h
Democratic Party institutions and candidates probably have standing. Not sure what their claims would be though. Regaerdless, it's not a 1A issue.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 2h
Win support by doing tangibly good things while in office and bragging about them, or by forcefully opposing tangibly bad things from the outside and attacking them. "They/them" resonated with enough people because Joe and Biden failed to deliver for them.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 18h
I don't know that it makes him presidential material but Ossoff's ability to just be honest about how much of a pile of shit these people really are should be a model to the party.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dumb, corrupt, and lazy is no way to go through life.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She did not. It's unclear whether she would have needed the license for her work in Beijing at the World Bank. And it sounds like she has stepped over the unauthorized practice line once or twice as a legal advisor in California.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Florida Senate seat. If Dems can pick that up, we'll truly be looking at a tsunami. It's also early in the evening and Florida counts pretty fast.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maduro.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bobby Pulido, however, is fucking awesome.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Aghhh, she admit it! She been doing the same repetitive 25-minute opening for two straight years!
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm very late to this MSNOW thing from Arlington, but it's awful.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Horrible person.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Promoted" is not the same thing as "concocted."
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But how does any of that establish probable cause that a prosecutable crime has been committed and that specific tangible items of evidence are in existence within the subject's residence? Let's just say I am skeptical that this is remotely legal/constitutional.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Holy shit, this is perfection.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
These are the same cretins who hallucinated a case of the flu into inpatient out-of-state mental health care over the weekend, so yes.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay, but that still doesn't get HSI a search warrant.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am unaware of any basis for a search warrant in civil law. I mean, that's pretty basic Fourth Amendment stuff, right?
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
<<trump smashes a 4-inch nail into his dick with a hammer>> "This is immoral and reprehensible. We must not stand for it." No, it's just fucking stupid. Point and laugh at the decaying clown smashing the nail into his dick with a hammer.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahahahah that was utterly predictable. Fire Sark. He sucks. Fire Blobton Manning. He sucks.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fire Sark. He sucks. Fire Colton Manning. He sucks.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The dead are middle-aged men from the ethnic boonie provinces and pre-existing prisoners, but otherwise this checks out as true. A million dead Russian assholes. Yay!
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I cannot sufficiently emphasize how badly incorrect you are about how any of this works.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He ain't funding shit.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
U. R. Stupid.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hate watching the same hateful stupid bad faith political commercials I watched in 1998.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Committee obviously isn't into him on the Peace Prize. He should focus instead on the Literature Prize.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Conferences, excuse me.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watching Iowa go to play in all these West Coast cities and all these West Coast teams coming to play in Iowa City has been all kinds of fun. Still feels like the leagues need to play the Rose Bowl every year though.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jeffress is a feckless **** who wouldn't know Jesus if Jesus personally introduced himself as "Hi, I'm Jesus, the Son of God," but he's got a bigass downtown chuch where you can get a cheap (in both senses of the word) hamburger in the cafeteria.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go Hawks (not the Atlanta ones)!
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He ain't paying shit. We ain't getting shit. It's just a shitty lying talking point for the rubez who might be persuaded by the dumb fucking lie.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More like a week's U.S. diesel supply, except trump is claiming/lying that it would go onto the world market, not just the U.S.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Builds demand for American auto mechanics!
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Put that diesel oil in your car and fire it up.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We ain't getting shit. Russia needs every litre it can get its hands on.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a p.r. ploy, trying to convince voters that he's doing something to make the cost of diesel go down. Put this down in the same category as the $5000 checks.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And it would be a pretty substantial share of Russia's own diesel consumption. So it's plainly not happening.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is the small problem that she's not going to be there.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, but it's definitely a lie. Russia can't even keep itself supplied with diesel.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is indeed *South* Korea. You can look it up.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Except that he's obviously lying. Russia can't even supply itself with enough diesel.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And South Korea.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Except, of course, that he's obviously lying about this.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes.
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txlawyer @txlawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Correct, Russia has a ban on diesel exports and is actively importing it instead.
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