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Tigotanguanche @tigotanguanche.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
El coche volador fue inventado en ESPAÑA hace muchísimos años
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/equati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
10-panel SMBC comic update. All the panels are dialogue-less. Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard. A janitor watches them from afar. The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor. The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening. The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard. Over their half-erased equations, the text "ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx."
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Bender el que Ofende @benderofuscado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ayer: Ni una Maricarmen más. Hoy:
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Hairball 😡🙄😡🙄🌊✊ @hairball-redux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is horrific. This man was shot in the back by ICE and has been taken out of the hospital and put back in detention, *with the bullet still in his back and his entire left side paralyzed.* He was forced to sleep on the floor and given no pain medication. www.macombdaily.com/2026/09/22/i...
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Man shot by ICE in Texas is back in detention after leaving hospital, attorney says
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was being held Tuesday at a federal center in South Texas.
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Abcdarias 💃🏼 @abcdarias.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hay otro jugar para frases nunca dichas de Les Luthiers y de Winston Churchill. ¡Buenas tardes, gente de citas ciertas!
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Txomin 52 @txomin52.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
con todos ustedes, nuestro querido Juan y Medio (abogado y sociólogo y probablemente el rostro más conocido de canal Sur)
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La Gorda Rural @lagordarural.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mi madre es de esas personas que, si tienes un problema y se lo cuentas, tienes un problema + juicio sumarísimo + promedio histórico de fracasos + anécdota random de una vecina.
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Noe @noecc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mi madre es de esas personas que, si tienes un problema y se lo cuentas, tienes dos problemas.
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josepeirats.bsky.social @josepeirats.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Los comentarios, Juan… Los comentarios… 🤣🤣
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Andrés Trasado @andrestrasado.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
- No puedes encontrar un vídeo que me haga instantáneamente feliz -Hold my cookie:
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 18/08/2026
Los magnates de la tecnología advierten de que las consecuencias de quedarse sin agua pueden ser devastadoras. f.mtr.cool/bmojbhrpxi
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SURIEL @1simikiel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Mon García-Ontiveros @monontiveros.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Vengo a pediros una gilipollez. Cuando os comuniquéis con empresas a través de chats de terceros, dejad que su respuesta sea la última, porfa. Os pongo el ejemplo de los hoteles y booking. Cada vez que llega un mensaje a través de booking (por ejemplo: llegaremos a las 20.00 al hotel) a nosotros⬇️
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Enrique Rodríguez @rodriguezcoello.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pues va a ser esta la mejor portada sobre el eclipse
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Luis @luigidev.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Once you've USED KDE PLASMA AND KFCE
you'll never stop wanting to beat
GNOMEDEVS to death
with your bare hands.”
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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David 🍉 @micuentabsky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Creu @delacreu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
La idea de que los niños son más maleducados ahora que antes es tan falsa como la de que ahora se cometen mas delitos que antes. Y se basa en los mismos prejuicios y falsos recuerdos idealizados.
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masaenfurecida @masaenfurecida.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CUANDO HOY EL SABIO SEÑALE LA LUNA, EL NECIO MIRARÁ A LA LUNA SIN GAFAS NI NADA.
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Simon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So proud of his work!
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 30/07/2026
incredibly missed opportunity to make the icon a "stop" hand with six fingers
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My favorite part is when Musk says more Europeans die from heat than Americans die from guns. Musk asks why The Economist doesn't write about air conditioning. She explains they do. "Pro-air conditioning?” asks Musk. “Very pro-air conditioning,” she responds. “You should read us sometime.”
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𝔸𝕣𝕖𝕫𝕟𝕠 @arezno.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Hola, no me conocéis, soy Unai Simón, el portero de la selección española”
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EsPaaky Season @herrerof.eurosky.social · 20/07/2026
Nada, lo dejo... nada puede superar este pié de foto
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Tina ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨ @critheann.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Q tenga q venir yo q no me gusta el fútbol!!!
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Before you were a fascist; you were a bully and an asshole."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought this might help you #ebook readers…. #BookSky
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masaenfurecida @masaenfurecida.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ESTOS NO SE ENTERAN DE QUE BURGER KING AHORA MOLA PORQUE INSTAGRAM ES UNA CÁMARA DE ECO.
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Luis @luigidev.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Anygays mis normas para contribuciones de IA en mis proyectos (yo personalmente no uso IA Generativa en general)
Rules for AI-related contributions on my repositories

1. Communication shall NEVER be performed by LLMs or other AI technologies. This includes, but it's not limited to: "Issues", "Comments", "Pull Request text". LLMs tend to be really verbose and waste anyone's time. Even if they weren't, communication is a human act.

2. Code shall be committed only by humans. The human opening the Pull Request MUST understand what the code does and how does it work. This human also is the responsible to check the code is not infringing any copyright laws/software licences

3.Code may be written partially or completely by an AI. Providing the conditions of the previous point are met. If that's the case, contributions must include an Assisted-by tag in the following format: Assisted-by: AGENT_NAME:MODEL_VERSION. A brief description of how the AI has helped would be nice to have in the commit message, but it's not required
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Original Tweet from @Mantia: What’s something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand?

Quote tweet from @hwitteman: That $35 that scientific journals charge you to read a paper goes 100% to the publisher, 0% to the authors. If you just email us to ask for our papers, we are allowed to send them to you for free, and we will be genuinely delighted to do so.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics
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🍉 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @handle.invalid · 03/07/2026
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Nacho Manrique @kaisserxose.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
—¿Cómo te llamas? —Sodio Carbono Hidrógeno Oxígeno, pero me dicen NaCHO.
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Antifa_Ultras @antifa-ultras.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#England — Far-right influencer known as "Young Bob" was beaten up in the street.
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Daurmith @daurmith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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MaicaTravesa 🐈😽🐾 @iratxotravesa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ni cotiza que necesitamos canguros. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Daru - Andalucía Libre (de calor) @viviuvedoble.es · 12/06/2026
Lo que la gente no termina de entender (o más bien, no quiere entender) es que lo que nos quieren vender actualmente como IA son Modelos de Lenguaje que dan la respuesta más 'contextualmente probable' en base a los datos con los que se ha entrenado. No imagina. No crea. No razona. Te da la media.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
maybe in my last life I was a star and all I had to do to bring joy and warmth to the universe and purpose to my life was just exist and maybe that’s why it’s so confusing to me every day when I have to actually wake up and get OUT of bed and TALK to people and DO things and
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Journey Through a Starry Galaxy
Alt: Journey Through a Starry Galaxy
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Dan Monkeypainting @danook.eurosky.social · 08/06/2026
En Euskadi ponen a los niños a cortar troncos con hachas en cuanto alcanzan la edad aizkolar.
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Creu @delacreu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i am saying goodbye to my cat today guys. thank you for the kind words. our karma in this life is at an end and it cannot be helped.
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Maruja Torres @marujatorres.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
👇
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If only! #BookSky
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
For a while I wasn’t sure my dude was coming back from the vet today and…holy fuck. Holy FUCK. I’m not okay. Not gonna be okay for a while. Whatever. Crying happy tears he’s here snoring.
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Eva #FFO @eeevvaaa.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nunca son suficientes las veces que se comparta este vídeo. Porque aún queda mucho camino y atravesamos años convulsos. Feliz mes del Orgullo. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him.
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Mejugenia 🇪🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @mejugenia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Encuentra las 7 diferencias
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A IPC @ayqueverguenza.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pero vamos a ver, pero como se vai poder "recorrer la ciudad francesa" en 15 minutos, e por riba en bicicleta. Que a cidade dos 15 minutos non é iso!!!! (nin falta que fai).
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 28/05/2026
Then: “Sorry that our OS takes up 100KB, but we added hard disk support in this release!” Now: “This update is 14.5GB and adds 8 emoji.”
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