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twztedtale.bsky.social

@twztedtale.bsky.social
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I live near Yosemite National Park in a rural county that’s very red! 🥲No LONGER PATIENTLY waiting on my MAGA neighbors! 100 days in & pissed now! I love the outdoors, hiking,kind people, & state parks. Hate Dies In Love 🥰 Music is therapy.

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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 4h
Working for the Department of Parks and Recreation, I recognize more $ every year goes to law enforcement rather than providing comprehensive services for our guests in State Parks! This is a nationwide issue. Fuck this 💩! We the people are being ripped off! I’m so done with this 💩!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 4h
That’s life!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Careful what you cheer for…
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 4h
Just enjoy this or scroll past!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 4h
You may not know this, but I’m here to tell you, this may be AI!! I just thought I’d be super helpful & let you know!!! Now I’m gonna go back & watch this video again & again cuz it makes me laugh & comforts me. I’m also gonna pet my cats while I do it!!!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 8h
Go back to South Africa Elon no country wants you!!! Go to Mars! Probably your own country of origin rejects you!!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That horrific dumB FUCK in the Oval Office is basically asking Iran to bomb a military base since Camp Pendleton is in San Diego!! He hates our military! He hates the people in this country! It’s all been obvious!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s doing a 180 on the only vote in person chant. Lmfao Must be more difficult to cheat on the midterms. Idk.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
POTUS should fly to Russia immediately!!!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Signs for Oct 17 NO KINGS!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jess Craven (@jesscraven101)
Worried about Dems’ messaging? A brilliant group of volunteer activists designed about 25 red signs with simple and devastating anti-Republican messaging. They put the designs up on a website with ope...
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jack Smith is cool AF!!!!
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How in TF did I miss this?
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jsardina.bsky.social @jsardina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately for Ukraine, the USA & the free world, POTUS DJT supports Putin murdering civilians, destroying homes, schools etc but not Ukraine attacking Russian energy infrastructure that might be bad for him politically.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What an awesome life hack I had no idea about. Going to try it. I lose the devil’s fizzy wager 90% of the time.
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is on par for Caligula. 💯 tone deaf! He’s such a massive liar! I hope those laid off tell 2 friends. Then they tell 2 friends and it keeps going! Is he doing this for the national news cycle?Can’t imagine many are falling for his 💩 in Daytona!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I called said the wireless customer is unavailable. Time to send a text 😂
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg! I want to call it.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m attending a concert at Ironstone vineyard & I absolutely love the message they keep rolling between acts …. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SMOKE CRAPPY WEED!!! I fucking conquer.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought this was an Onion headline!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God damn!!! Some people find the divide based on color!!! Can’t unite based on a view of humanity or race. This division shit is rough to navigate. I’ll probably fuck it all up but I’m trying to elevate.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm Kay!!! Some of us white women get raped, discarded, & abused cuz we are WOMEN!!! Keep going but some women including white women are being FUCKED. Idk. It’s a thing.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One party is SCREAMING.. we care about women’s sports! Then a special prosecutor attends a women’s sports event & they assume it’s a men’s NBA game. These fuckheads aren’t serious. It’s all for performative BS! Still, I can’t stop laughing they are FUCKHEADS!! It’s so blatant.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ya, I got a good deal on eggs at Grocery Outlet a couple weeks ago. Less than a dollar a dozen. The messaging on WHY eggs were so high wasn’t done well imo. When you’re killing millions of layers to contain the bird flu diminished supply! Everyone in Sonora was blaming Joe Biden. 🤦‍♀️
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is funny AF!!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course Caligula is surprised. He’s also surprised when he lands a turd in the toilet instead of his diaper. Carry on!
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for posting. This is the only one I’ve been able to play & hear. The others I’ve seen posted just appear to be endlessly buffering. I was beginning to think it was some fuckery not letting the video play.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂😂😂 Well, no one said they were smart with their vote but that’s all I heard in my deep red maga California county. “The price of eggs are OUTRAGEOUS!” Eggs, eggs, eggs that was the mating call for the red hat voters. Cult 45 loves their eggs, I guess.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbf they voted for cheaper eggs!!! 🤦‍♀️
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My buddy’s daughter moved to Kentucky to attend college. She’s been applying for work but can’t get an interview cuz she can’t make it past the AI gatekeeping test. She’s applied at Taco Bell & Longhorn both places she’s worked at in other states but she can’t get past the AI ?’s. #AIGatekeeper
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see posts about people who’ve died that I’ve never heard of but I find myself reading the tributes to them & I find myself thinking there are so many amazing people/heroes I never knew existed until now.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this buffoon says we will win the war “very soon” How many fucking times has this fuck head stated we’ve won the war? Forty? Fifty? Sixty? A hundred times? We are all so burnt out from all of this winning!
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Trump has said he expects more talks with Iran this week and claims Washington is going to win the war "very soon"
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the Republicans idea of making USA great! Vote accordingly!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is the writer dating the artist that sings this song? I’d never heard of it & Never heard it. I searched on my music app listened to almost a minute of it & don’t understand what the hula balloo is about this song. Way to distract us about an absolute nothing 🍔 I’m bored so ya I posted about -🍔
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AuntBunny @auntbunny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
💙💙💙. Loved this. Made me laugh. Let me be the first to inform you cuz you may not know …. I think it’s AI!! 😂😂😂😂
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark have always been some of our most faithful allies. This Greenland bullshit has been so disgraceful. Very pleased Denmark could pen the same agreement from 1951 repackage it in bright shiny GOLD wrap & get POTUS to buy it, sign it, & gleefully announce his accomplishment. 🤦‍♀️🙄😂😂
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been busy haven’t been able to keep up on many things. Saw this & I’m wondering are the red hat dim wits now boycotting Tillamook? Smdh! Im giggling way too much over some made up issue with Tillamook products. 🤦‍♀️ This can’t be real. Ye gads!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂💙😂💙😂💙😂
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I work in a state park. Unhoused people have been around. Lately, more & more people are showing up living out of their cars. It’s stunning how many people are car living. No home waiting to use our restrooms early in the am because they live out of their cars. It’s so heart breaking.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weaponized helplessness is a very real negative action! Stop acting like you don’t know how to boil water or make a PB&J sandwich!! Ffs you CAN wipe your own ass! STOP acting helpless! Learn to care more. Learn to take action for your life!! I’m so sick of it all!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day! 🩷 💕 🩷
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our military on their hands and knees wiping off the red carpet for the Chinese. A perfect metaphor for where we are with Trump. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been paying $40 a month for dental insurance I have no idea what’s available, what it covers, or where I can use it. As a result, I’ve never filed a claim. I’m still a person being fucked in this health lack of care scape aka USA!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Omg! This brought INSTANT laughs!!!!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is hysterical. They aren’t even hiding the laughing stock POTUS is to the ENTIRE 🌍! Like how they zoomed in on lil Marco when the line “they’re already here” played. We have the greatest clown the world has ever seen, bigly! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Harlan Wallner @more-deeply-human.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, since he wants us to call it SI now, not AI, I have a fun fact for you: in the mental health field SI is a common abbreviation referring to suicidal ideations. So switching from AI to SI feels appropriate. America is racing towards Suicidal Ideations
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The snake oil salesman that became the entire GOP’s face, platform, being is now tanking that party. The R’s lost their spines. Failed to do even a minimal job while in Congress & Nov 3 they will pay the price for having no light between them & the stupid guy in the Oval Office. Tsk tsk tsk
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