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I live near Yosemite National Park in a rural county that’s very red! 🥲No LONGER PATIENTLY waiting on my MAGA neighbors! 100 days in & pissed now! I love the outdoors, hiking,kind people, & state parks. Hate Dies In Love 🥰 Music is therapy.

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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It’s October 15. School year just started. Already 52 SCHOOL shootings 36 of them K-12 schools. THIRTY SIX FUCKING SCHOOLS on Oct 15 have been shot up! This isn’t ‘normal’ We can change this! We can reduce these numbers of school shootings. You can support gun ownership & not dig THIS!
There have been at least 52 school shootings in the United States so far this year, leaving at least 28 people dead and 48 others injured, according to CNN's analysis of events reported by the Gun Violence Archive, Education Week and Everytown for Gun Safety. The tragedy at Silver Rail Elementary represents the 36th shooting on K-12 school grounds this year, the data shows.
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School shootings in the US: Fast "We are stunned and heartbroken by this senseless tragedy," said Bend-La Pine Schools Superintendent Steven Cook in a statement.
"We extend our deepest sympathy to the families and to everyone affected by this violence. No words can adequately express the grief our com cnn.com "periencing."
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is the second post on this thread! It’s a great thread.
after Russian attacks, the question is when the next deal will be?
And with all these deals, maybe the next one will be about gas - definitely it will be gas.
Who will get the money?
And who will spend this money? And on what? Not to rebuild Ukraine, I think.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DumB FUCK Trump entered into an illegal war against Iran that he’s LOST! He’s now blaming Zelensky for winning his war against the aggressor Russia. He’s now also funding Russia’s war against Ukraine & the USA, by way of Iran. Trump is a treasonous traitor!
Hey America.
Canada has a diesel surplus. We export more than we use
domestically. Most of it to the United States.
Trump bought you 12 days worth from Russia for double what Canada charges everyday to you.
Choke on that.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is hysterical & 💯 accurate! Lmfao
Donald Trump is reportedly furious the nickname "Saddam Insane" is going viral globally to describe his presidency.
So please don't repost.
This may upset the orange orangutan...
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s doing a 180 on the only vote in person chant. Lmfao Must be more difficult to cheat on the midterms. Idk.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this buffoon says we will win the war “very soon” How many fucking times has this fuck head stated we’ve won the war? Forty? Fifty? Sixty? A hundred times? We are all so burnt out from all of this winning!
• US President Donald
Trump has said he expects more talks with Iran this week and claims Washington is going to win the war "very soon"
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whelp, CNN was WRONG! The mad man in the Oval wanted to ensure he could back up his ‘fake news’ claims. He can use this, while he boasts about gas prices so HIGH like no one has ever seen, to show how CNN is ‘fake news’ That prediction has turd in a punch bowl vibes. 🤣
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a pattern with the mad man! He has no class, no taste, no soul. He’s vulgar & destroys EVERYTHING! Nothing matters but his ego & bank account. He bankrupt’s everything & destroys priceless history. He’s so foul!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Isn’t the Kennedy Center a memorial building? Memberships dropped. Shows cancelled. Attendance diminished when this mad man insisted on slapping his name on it! He’s so destructive. He’s knows zero history. Has minimal intelligence. Shows how stupid he is daily!! Good grief can’t wait till he
Donald J. Trump
@reaDonald Trump
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The Board of The Kennedy Center today agreed, almost unanimously, to close the Building for Safety reasons, and so that it can begin the process of Reconstruction. The closing will take place immediately, however, the Renovation and Reconstruction, which is a very large and complex job, cannot begin until such time as the D.C.
Circuit rules on the Board's approved name. If the ruling is a negative one, which it should not be, and is not overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court, the Reconstruction and the Renovation of The Kennedy Center will not take place. The attorneys from the DOJ will ask for an expedited appeal. In the meantime, 17 Million Dollars, raised by President Trump, has been put into The Kennedy Center account to keep it afloat. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J.
TRUMP
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9/15/26, 11:54 AM
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Random rooster swings by to hang out with me at work today! Have people asking if I’m going to name him. 🤣 He’s very friendly.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Went to Ironstone Vineyards last night. Saw Alison Krauss. Good show. Full moon. Got home after midnight. Now I have to be at work at 7am. This is day is going to drag. Was it worth it? Fuck ya!!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The mad man is at it again! From HOMES to SHAME. This tracks he’s shamelessly insanely spelling it out for us!!
The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Aug 25, 2026, 6:58 AM
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is giving off I’M THE BOSS you’re not vibes!! Anyone who has to tell you they are the boss isn’t the fucking boss! Just sayin’
Lots of "bluster" from Doug Ford, who is the Premier of the Canadian Province of Ontario, but who is better known as the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive brother of the late, great, Rob Ford. America has been carrying Canada for decades, but no longer! The U.S.A. will always be far bigger, richer, and stronger than Canada. Without the United States, Canada couldn't survive -It's where they get all of their money and, because of their current bad leadership, primarily Governor Carney, and his Flunky, Ford, they will not be allowed to keep taking advantage of the United States - Their key to survival.
Remember, much of the Electricity, Oil, and Gas that Canada gets is transported through the U.S.A. Someone should get these clowns to "fall in line" or, the consequences for Canada will be far WORSE! Canada's Unemployment Rate is now at 10%, and rapidly rising. Their businesses are fleeing for the United States, and it's all because of their failed policies, and inept leadership! The days of ripping off our Farmers, and other Businesses, are OVER!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J.
TRUMP
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve had a bottle of this for a few years. I’m almost out so I searched to purchase another bottle. I found it for $43.99 for a 12oz bottle. I’m stunned! wtf is in this lotion? I didn’t pay this much for it when I bought it 6yrs ago. The stick shock has me nearing a coronary! 🤦‍♀️
O Keefes skin repair lotion for 43.99 for a twelve ounce bottle. That’s fucking robbery!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here’s my exhausting puppy doing his thing at his new home aka my house. 🤦‍♀️🤣 I’m beat. He’s charged & I’m still working to “train” him. (I think he’s training me) More action in my house than Congress has ever done. Just sayin’
Puppy, on the couch, chewing a toy. Bro he’s been wearing me out too!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So here is 🇺🇸 burning. Guess, we should all attack POTUS for his mismanagement. He did pay billions to cancel all the renewable green energy projects that were in place. He fucking doubled down on fossil fuels, after all!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is locked and unloaded even a thing? Why do these bozos always say locked & loaded???
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This Chinese hoax sure is doing a number on the west coast. Weird that a made up hoax can trigger so many fires! SUPER happy we spent billions to cancel all the renewable energy projects that were going forward. Are we great again?! Idk but this is grating to me!!
West Coast is on FIRE as shown on this Watch Duty map.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nevada was hot, dry,&beautiful.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My harvest today from my homegrown garden. My first eggplant picked this season is in my basket!! I’m soooo grateful I was able to grow a garden this year! I’m not eating anything from my local stores or restaurants because we have an explosive shitty unidentified issue w/commercial produce.
Home grown vegetable harvest consisting of purple bell peppers, heirloom tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, & my first eggplant harvested this season!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Since I’ve been harvesting tomatoes daily & my yield grows & grows I’m going to make this later today. Sounds delicious. I love #FoodSky!
Various tomatoes from my garden along with squash & lemon cucumbers.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Supper was delicious tonight! Heirloom tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, & peas I grew the tomatoes & garlic;some of the peas. Eggplant grilled. Yellow squash air fried. Purple bell peppers sautéd into the 🍅 salad!!! Love eating well w/foods I’ve grown! Life is good!! I am blessed!!!
Eggplant growing in my garden. Eggplant growing in my garden Purple bell peppers growing on my plant
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This fucking guy! Making more $ than ever in his life for himself & his family. Starting a war of choice & jacking our fuel costs up w/ zero strategy to end this 💩& here he is not GAF about bipartisan legislation to help out costs cuz his stupid grossly flawed SAVE act can’t get passed. Ffs
Donald J. Trump C @realDonaldTrump
I will not sign the Housing Bill, which has been fully approved by Congress and sent to the White House, in PROTEST over the fact that the United States Senate is not capable of passing THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which is polling at 97% with the Republican Party, and very high with the non-politician Dumocrats. The Act states, quite simply, that to Vote a person must show PHOTO VOTER I.D., PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP, AND THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE CROOKED, CORRUPT, & DESTABILIZING MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPTIONS for Military, Disabled, Illness, and Travel!). THE SAVE AMERICA ACT'S non-passage is CRAZY, and a serious threat to any politician who votes against it! If the Dumocrats, or any RINO (or worse!) working with them, do not allow a positive Vote on SAVE AMERICA, TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER, and pass this, and every other Bill that true Republicans have ever dreamt of (In addition to the upcoming Budget BOMB and the 1929 catastrophic style DEBT CEILING BILL!). The Dumocrats will TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER, if and when they ever get the chance to do so, in their very first hour - And I will no longer be able to call them Dumocrats again! The title of DUMB will revert to the Republicans who allowed this horrible 
calamity to happen to our Party, and our Nation, itself!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m so sick of this message popping up. Suddenly this message pops up for 99 out of 100 videos. 🤦‍♀️
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Enjoyed a productive stress free day at work. My coworker was just the best work partner for this day!! #IndependenceDay2026
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I like presidents that don’t elevate themselves above hard working Americans I like presidents that don’t falsely claim to have stopped 100 wars I like presidents that don’t talk trash about the people they represent as a set up to BEG for money!!! TFG!!!! 🤮
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Here’s our Dear Leader, POTUS he’s knocking the hardest working Americans too many hard working Americans for me to list, but you know them, you maybe one of them. Also claiming he’s stopped 100 wars! Congress will not tell him he has no clothes. It’s up to us to shout it! Caligula you’re nude
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Found my first eggplant coming on!! I’d read I could tickle the flowers to mimic pollination & while doing that found my first eggplant growing. I’m so excited!! found 3 🍅 worms on 2 🍅 plants that I hadn’t planted basil at the base! 😩 removed those & kilt them. Lessons in gardening continue 4me
First eggplant veggie off my eggplant plant!! It’s tiny,2”, but it’s growing.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can anyone give me tips to get my eggplant to shift from flower production to vegetable production. It’s my first yr attempting to grow eggplant. #BlueSkyVegetables #BlueSkyGarden #BlueSkyVegetableGarden #GrowingFood
Spaghetti squash plant producing fruit Eggplant just producing flowers 😩
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Don’t get me wrong, I misspell words too. Especially on BlueSky but I’m not the government!! They spelled freedom- FREEEDOM! Guess they wanted folks to believe their melted ice cream, powerless food court, low attendance state fair was a triple E ticket ride. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤣
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This brought a tear to my eye!! It’s best of 🌍 competition! It’s the best of cooperation! The best of humanity! Grace, integrity, & space for all!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Another fun weekend camping. This time with friends. Solar powered generators sure make it a quiet camping experience when glamping. Lol
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Went camping last night with my bf. Much needed trip to the Sierra National Forrest to clear our minds & ground ourselves. It was a beautiful evening & peaceful experience.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ollie & Punkin have found their cooling station for the day. 💙💙💙
Two cats lying under a patio table with trumpet vine falling flowers littered amongst them. Ollie is the striped kitty & while Punkin is the black cat
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This was so funny & true right under your post!
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social
Do you really think, that we could gather like this all over the country without a single violent incident, but can't gather in front of a bunch of fascist goons without being violent? There's video, so you can stop lying about who is instigating this.

Underneath this post Frog &Toad with Frog stating THAT IS TRUE!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Super excited I found part of the story board for that wild movie Idiocracy! Wonder when Caligula now presiding over the District of Caligula will introduce Brondo to his merch line? When I first watched Idiocracy I thought it was such a far fetched story line… I thought it was ridiculous..
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I realize we have MANY choices this election. Unless something changes I will be casting my vote for Xavier Becerra this election on June 2! He is the 2nd candidate in the middle row on my ballot for this insane Ca election on June 2.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I was aware there were a lot of choices for Gov in California. I was not aware there were THIS many… Omg!!! This is insane!!! I’m waiting to vote. The leader for the dems will get my vote. I’ll drop my ballot off in the ballot drop box & hope we get at least one Democrat on the ballot.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I bought this at a thrift store 30 yrs ago. It’ll be 75 yrs old this Xmas. My daughter’s bday is today & mine is tomorrow. Weird ways my mind rolls. I was so touched I purchased this for 50 cents at a thrift store & Peggy’s Mom made & gave this to her & 75 yrs later I cherish it.
Lid of pottery iron that states to Peggy from Mother Dec 25, 1951 Pottery iron piece bought at thrift store with yellow flowers decorating it.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ordered my infowars tote on 4/20! It was delivered Saturday 2 days earlier than promised! My deep Red maga town should be properly infuriated! 💙💙💙
Rainbow Infowars tote with the O In infowars showing the Onion logo
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’ve 5 tomatoes planted, 3 early, 2 the last 2 weeks. 1 of the latest plants is GROWING! One, of the ill fated planting, isn’t jumping up as much. It’ll get more sun as the days get longer. I am chuckling at my poorish planting. I’ll take the L I’m grateful for the L Lesson learned!
5 tomatoes planted, one sadly in low sun area, 3 basil, 3 bell peppers, & some Toyota’s in background.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
substack.com/@representat... Omfg! I just read this Substack from the #1 MAGA Rep in Ca he’s so good he should now join Info wars & then saw this post from Hagsbreath. We are such a feckin joke. This is the priority of this regime & the ballroom! 🤦‍♀️ Meanwhile getting a loan to fill my tank
A post from the Secretary of the Defense Department talking about a taxpayer-funded joyride he and Kid Rock took in an Apache helicopter, referred to the DOD as the war department, GOOD GREIF, and gushed about what a patriot Kid Rock is. 

Gross crap (that’s my two cents). Oops, inflation, that’s my two dollars.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
LMFAO at the “As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person” line from that mad man, Caligula. He is beyond parody & simply, bat shit pathetic!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
First attempt at homemade Ramen. Not too bad but now I’ve shifted my grocery list to all the ingredients I love in Ramen.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So are we calling this a war now? Caligula is a madman! We are watching the fall of the USA in real time.
whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have complete and total regime change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, who knows? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the world. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death will finally end. God bless the
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
She better check with Caligula & his weekend host. They might find it unfair that the p secretary stated: no threat from Iran to our homeland exists, and it NEVER DID! Why TF did we start this war then? This regime is the largest incompetent 💩 show ever. The entire 🌎 is suffering. Ffs 🤦‍♀️!
This post and story should be immediately retracted by ABC News for providing false information to intentionally alarm the 
American people.
They wrote this based on one email that was sent to local law enforcement in California about a single, unverified tip.
The email even states the tip was based on
*unverified* intelligence. Yet ABC News left out this critical fact in their story! WHY?
TO BE CLEAR: No such threat from Iran to our homeland exists, & it never did!
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ollie is weighing whether she should head downstairs or not. She decided to go back upstairs & meow by her full food dish for more food! My cats are very soothing,for me, these days. I am so grateful to have them in my life.
Ollie, a fat cat, on the spiral staircase Ollie, a beautiful cat, considering if she should come down stairs from her perch on the spiral staircase.
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twztedtale.bsky.social @twztedtale.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Started weed whacking the property where I reside yesterday some before & after pics. So much more to do. For dinner all I made was soft toasted sourdough with egg salad 🥪! Been drooling over food sky but for now it’s sandwich season. Maybe I’ll cook lasagna for tasty leftovers.
Yard before weed whacking tall weeds pictured. View from back porch,chipped blue painted deck, of weed eating progress. Back path in backyard with weeds cut. Another view of weeds cut & dead limbs removed from a tree!
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