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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The #Catalan government are overusing the #EAS alerts. They've sent out 10 separate alerts over the last two weeks, most of which are for the slightly higher levels of rain. Last night was the only one which was actually justified, for a mini-hurricane, and they just sent out one to lift restrictns

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I fucking hate #Sitges. This shitarse town is abjectly hostile to people who actually live here. You CANNOT have a fucking fireworks parade at 06:00 through a residential area AND also have a fireworks display with bombs going off at 23:00 the night before. I have to flee at 05:30 with my dog FFS.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

La gent que visita #Sitges per la #FestaMajor és la pitjor gent del món. No teniu cap respecte per aquest poble, els seus residents ni les seves tradicions. Us emborratxeu a dojo, creeu un desastre, caleu foc a coses i trucant als timbres a mitjanit. Una vergonya per a vosaltres i els vostres pares.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Which COMPLETE FARTSPLAT at Mozilla was it that decided that alt+left was a GOOD key combination to use in Firefox for the fucking back functionality, and THEN went on to decide that it SHOULD NOT BE SWITCHOFFABLE?!?! You, mate, YOU *points* get no fucking chips! *swipes chips back*

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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026

I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The federal government is protecting the AI child porn apps and Google goes after someone wearing cat ears whispering into a mic while eating cereal

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Hey, @discord.com, please add the option to have the ping on replies off by default to your settings.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I swear, the gene that makes people want to run in the morning also makes them stupid. You've just watched a dog bark at a tractor which was driving through the pedestrian area. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING STRAIGHT AT THE DOG!

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The Usofans managed to make jars stupider. This is a single-use jar with a single-use lid. Well done, Usofa. You are truly one of the countries that has ever existed. #stupidcountry #usofa #endstagecapitalism #reduce #reuse #recycle

A glass jar containing a cake which is sealed with a single-use pull tab instead of a normal re-useable jar lid. We truly do live in the stupidest timeline.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Star Trek writers creating a kind, wise, 389 year old alien who is also a succession of smoking hot young women is a very Star Trek-writers thing to do.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Stuck in the slow as arse passport queue at BCN when there's a perfectly good, empty, EU Citizens queue on the left. THANKS, NIGE. IT'S REALLY APPRECIATED. Stupid racist alcoholic cocknoggin. :|

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

World, I am getting up at 6am so I can walk the dog when there are no cats or children. Why then today was there immediately outside my flat both a cars _and_ a children?! 😭

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Brake pressure line on one of the 451s failed and it screeched into #Sitges station with its brakes smoking and smellable from across the town. Easy to forget how much energy it takes to get one of these rolling tower blocks moving!

A picture showing smoke coming off one of the bogies on a Rodalies S451 unit. It was a lot more visible in person.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Brake pressure line on one of the 451s failed and it screeched into Sitges station with its brakes smoking and smellable from across the town. Easy to forget how much energy it takes to get one of these rolling tower blocks moving!

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Doggie! :D This is Situ. He's a 7-year-old Malinois, and he likes doggie sweeties and long walks, and he wants to chase cats and pigeons. :3

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

A really fun game to play in the town where I live is "Is that a Father and his Son, or a Daddy and his Boy". o.o

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

What kind of alleged "Basque taverna" doesn't have "kalimotxo" on the menu?!

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

The US isn't real, it's a myth made up to scare Europeans into being a bit nicer to each other, like a Brothers Grimm story but actually scary. o.o

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Discord has pop-over ads now. :| I'm done with this app, time to fix Stoat and get it working properly. :|

It's a fucking pop-over ad I just got after installing the latest Discord update.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

In hindsight, "Sacred Cow Shipyards" should have been a red flag. Apparently the kind of person who names his channel that is also the kind of person who thinks it's OK to use the Nazi revenge porn bot to fuck up artwork from Babylon 5. Andreas Katsulas would not have approved. :| #getinthebin

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trans rights, but also trans wrongs. Y'all should be able to exist and be as problematic as all the rest of these tosspots that have the privilege to do so. LGBTQ people in general shouldn't have to sit on a pedestal so we can exist and then be flung in the bin when we make the slightest mistake.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Bought a home-gym weights-machine-thing and been using it for a few days, but strewth, I really feel the work-out today in my shoulders. The straight-arm pull-down and the tricep push-down have left me feeling like I've thrown the entire Costa fleet and its contents across the Mediterranean. >.<

A screenshot of the work-out summary. The time was 46 minutes and 58 seconds, burning 404 kilocalories, and the exercises were: Lat pull-down, machine bench press, machine bicep curl, straight-arm pull-down (this one was _really_ hard), russian twist (I kinda like this one, actually, it's not that difficult, but you really feel it afterwards), cable tricep push-down (this one I think is why I can really feel my shoulders), and a machine fly.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Guy tripped and fell down the stairs to the underpass at the station and knocked himself out on the wall at the bottom. Security guard is with him, and there's an ambulance on the way. Hopefully he'll be OK, I think he broke his nose. :/

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Anyone else think @dropout.tv need to commission a full series of #Quizzards from #Blippo+? /cc @samreich.bsky.social

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Very disappointed in #LookMumNoComputer right now. I expected better of him.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Power supply continuity re-established. Also, strewth this fucker is heavy. Now, I just need to figure out what to do with the old batteries... >.<

An APC SMT2200I UPS battery tower thing, switched on, and showing 13% load and 92% battery charge, after the old, no-longer functional batteries were replaced.

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Chilesaurus diegosuarezi. Someone was *really* pleased with themselves that day. xD #dinosaurs #santiago #museodehistorianaturaldechile #mnhn

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TwoWholeWorms and his doggie :3 @twowholeworms.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

It's not every day you can inform a museum that they can update their calalogue for an item! This is a LOMO step-up / step-down transformer in the Cine de Chile exhibit at La Galería de la Moneda in Santiago. Thanks go out to my assorted Russian diaspora friends for helping out. :) #cinedechile