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Two Minutes To Late Night

@twominutes.bsky.social
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heavy metal talk show. Find our cover songs/merch/patreon/tiktok/everything at twominutestolatenight.com

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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶
a google search result for the website KevinSorboGold.com, advertising a comprehensive guide to help you navigate financial uncertaintyKevin Sorbo showing you a bar of his Sorbo Gold
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jawn cena @phipps.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Perfect for getting stained with space blood, cum, and boogers during the Gwar set. Catch us all month with the scumdogs of the universe.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Posses-Stans sound off. The official video for “Burn For It” starring Alexis Krauss going through Isabelle Adjani’s entire madness spiral from “Possession” in 6 minutes is out right now. Watch it on FANGORIA dot com www.fangoria.com/blood-vultur...
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
About to do some time in the big house
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Tomorrow, we get POSSESSED
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
In celebration of the release of his debut album, The Master wishes to share with you the official music video for Die Close. It is heavily inspired by 1987 vampire cinema and features guest vocals from Stephen Brodsky, Emily Lee, Gina Gleason, and Kristin Hayter youtu.be/e7hoNtWF--s?...
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Behold the dawn of “Grey Mourning.” the second single from The Master’s debut LP “Die Close” (coming June 27th.) Listen/watch the piece in full to hear additional guitar compositions from Jade Puget of AFI lnk.to/BloodVulture
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
the grey morning is upon us… lnk.to/BloodVulture
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Had a dream I was in a foot race with Mark Whalberg. Who’d win in a race me or Mark Whalberg?
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Guy at the show last night: “hey what’s your shirt??” The shirt:
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Is Bruce Springsteen Mom Rock?
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I have a new band @bloodvulture.bsky.social and we just put out our first single. Check it out if you like Type O Negative, AIC, Crowbar, practical horror effects, and Tales From The Crypt youtu.be/DwMOaqOIsxE
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Blood Vulture "A Dream About Starving To Death" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The Master wishes to share with you “A Dream About Starving to Death,” the first single from Blood Vulture’s debut LP “Die Close” coming June 27th.
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It is time, our debut single just dropped Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4y9Cze... Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/a-d...
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
tomorrow
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
04/16/2025
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Backxwash @backxwash.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Only Dust Remains out now! backxwash.bandcamp.com/album/only-d...
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Only Dust Remains, by Backxwash
10 track album
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Everyone say hi to my band’s new social media intern, “Montague.” Welcome to “The Blood Vault.” @bloodvulture.bsky.social
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The real reason I like Trek better than Wars is because they used the backwards KoЯn Я that one time.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That new Kenny Omega entrance song giving youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY
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Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me the entire best song acceptance speech
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
After this performance, I think we can all agree that Conan needs to be officially reinstated as Tonight Show host and Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno should be sentenced to clean trash out of the ocean for the rest of their lives.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Temple Of Doom is the best Indiana Jones movie, the only problem is Steven Spielberg forgot to cast Cher in it. Every scene could be exactly the same but if it’s Cher instead of Kate as “Willie” it works. Cher singing anything goes. Cher putting perfume on an Elephant. That thing wins best picture.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What’s the funniest amount of money? I think I am leaning towards $45.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hot take: ET is adorable. That’s my boy right there. Me and my friends woulda killed that dude who said he and his friends would have killed ET with hammers with hammers I can tell you that much.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Medievaltine’s Day
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
S/O to the freaks The Callous Daoboys and Imperial Triumphant. Daoboys sound like my mom frantically switching radio stations and IT sounds like if you melted Altars of Madness and a Henry Threadgill Zooid record into one album and then smashed it with a xylophone yet both bands are popular ahh hell
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
WWE announcing new wrestler names like
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Blood Vulture @bloodvulture.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The Master… is here
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
White Zombie is a strange example of a band that is very popular yet still underrated. They were doin a “industrial w/ thrash riffs” thing just as industrial as we know it was being invented and since Hellbilly (I count it as WZ) anyone that has even attempted their sound has stunk like doo doo.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Every NXT guy is named “Denston Ridgewood” and every NXT woman is named “Erlema Velveeta”
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Had a beautiful time seein all my Big Boys last week
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“Audrey, the missile is eepy and neeby to sleeby”
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
fuck A.I. all my homies hate A.I.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Thank you, Bucky 🖤
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
(1/3) Regardless of whether you enjoyed his disgusting films or not, David Lynch was inarguably one of the very few beings that was an actual artist. He didn’t make pieces that were good or bad. Most things he made were both and done so with intention.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The vibe I bring to the function
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My favorite albums of 2024 in no particular order (1/2)
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
🎶On the first day of Christmas my father sent to me, an email about a Klezmer festival🎶
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My friend, Gina Gleason, wrote a record that has broken my heart and I can’t wait for everyone to hear it. She is a generational musician and it was an honor to play some of her songs before Baroness performed music from two of their timeless records (Red/Blue.) PS I think guitar Capos are cool now.
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Im in an audiologist waiting room and a dude just walked in holding his head yelling “trouble has arrived”
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
AEW Full Gear was crazy
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When Turbo Lover first came out, a lot of long time Priest fans trashed it for trading riffs and guitarmonies for synth. I have always loved it, but to prove to the haters that it is a rocking song for rockers, we decided to cover it and put riffs and guitarmonies in it. youtu.be/c3D7u6YEcg0?...
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Tomorrow @ 9:30amEST twominutestolatenight.com
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Two Minutes To Late Night @twominutes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Saturday Nov 30th, some band called “Blood Vulture” will be opening for the best current metal bands on the east coast, Melissa, Zorn, and mf Final Gasp link.dice.fm/qU8yCYj4COb?...
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