Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 19hSomeone needs to tell him that all the AI factories in the world won't make his kids talk to him. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hoping it's just a 24hr thing. Got a cinema trip tonight. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Gottttta love waking up to sit on the toilet with a very full stomach for HALF AN HOUR unable to tell which end something's going to come out of before throwing up your partner's very nice - and thoroughly cooked - omelette. 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Evil Dead Poets Society, Groundhog Day of the Dead, How To Make A Killing Of A Sacred Deer, Surf Nazis Must Die Hard, Toxic Avengers: Age of Ultron, Friday The 13th: Jason And The Argonauts Take Manhatten. 141
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fiancé: "I look forward to your Twenty Words or Less-es." Me: "Me too!" 010
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Most likely candidates RN are Muse and Sia. I am both anticipating and terrified of when that day arrives. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dreading the day when @shadowtodd.bsky.social does a Trainwreckords episode on an album I actually own. I'm not truly prepared for an ep on an album by a band whose albums I've bought in the past (even if the Trainwreckord in Q isn't an album I own). 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He just rang me to confirm he loved it, it's his film of the year, and he never wants to watch it again. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anyway, this is what my fiancé said about the film: 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Okay, I need to write the thing first, but still... 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can Rotten Tomatoes verify me as a real critic so that I can add a review to "Babystar"'s page? Thank you! 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Maybe I'm knackered, but this really made me laugh. It just sounds like a placeholder. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"The sound was so bad we walked out." Ooofff. Well I hope tonight's is better. Also, my fiancé's a huge fan and thus very envious of you. 110
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Charles XII was only 15 when he took the throne. I have no doubt that his voice would have broken to SOME degree, but I think pitch-wise it would have been much closer to Linda Toni Grahn's than to Joakim Brodén's. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's about Charles XII of Sweden, and since there is no record of his actual voice we don't know how he sounded. HOW EV ever. 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hot take (and one that may ultimately lead to me doxing myself): Follow The Cipher's "Carolus Rex" (Eng) is better than Sabaton's. 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*to the tune of that "Seven Nation Army" bassline* Eeeeed Sheer-an's a cow-ard (x3)/ Eeeeed Sheeran is spin-less as fuck 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Friendly reminder that silence and neutrality IS complicity. Ed Sheeran found that out the hard way. 010
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The song that plays in my head whenever I see a picture of Ariana Grande these days: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhxM...youtube.com4st 7lb (Remastered)YouTube video by Manic Street Preachers - Topic 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I watched "Blade Runner" as young adult and thought "eh, it's fine". Might give it another shot now that I'm 9,285,782,343yrs older and probably able to appreciate it a bit more. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I swear the rise of streaming and the decline of actual album artwork are related. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ouch, that sucks. Fiancé still hasn't seen it; he's hoping to do so next week. (This rant wasn't directed at anyone in particular, btw. You've probably already gathered that.) 010
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Fuck CEOs and billionaires", you say, as you let this bomb. 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And yes, I KNOW I literally have NO power on here (or on any platform actually), but I DO have passion, and a criticism of Internet bullshit which MIGHT reveal my age. That must count for something, right? Right?? 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Drunk!Mikey here: why in the all-seeing fuck aren't you all seeing "Coyote vs. Acme" given how much hell you raised about Warner trying to bury it? Put your fuckdamned money where your godforsaken mouth is, for fuck's sake. You turned out for "Obsession", turn out for this. 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My favourite movie at 20 hasn't changed since I first saw it. There you go. 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Drunk!Mikey Post Time: I am glad to see the films I stuck up for for YEARS are getting a critical re-evaluation. I told you fuckers then, I'm vindicated now. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Bonsoir/bonjour mes amis. Everyone who has been critical of major corporation bullshit should put their money where their mouth is and see "Coyote vs. Acme". Especially if you saw the markedly inferior "Project Hail Mary" a few months ago. C'est tout, très bien. Au 'voir. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026TikTok is*. God damn, I shouldn't post when learning about new, leaky-brained discourse. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Apparently TikTok are trying to convince people that "Lesbian Space Princess" is the worst thing to happen to the LGBT+ community since the Reagan administration. And people are falling for it. Sigh. 140
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Just had a look at my blog and apparently I have not done a review of Adam Wingard's "The Guest" despite having seen it multiple times and it (and Dan Stevens) being a fairly frequent topic of conversation between my fiancé and I. How has this not happened?! 010
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Lee Chang-dong's "Burning". Also an apt description of my hatred for that film. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Obviously the Official Review will be posted when I am more sober (and also more likely to have gone to the cinema during that time). 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I regret to inform you that Nolan's "The Odyssey" is quite good (from a non-classicist, Nolan-familiar POV). Shit. 110
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars: You Were The Chosen OneALT: Star Wars: You Were The Chosen One 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Fair. The human body can be rather ridiculous at times. Hope it all clears up soon. 010
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Because of the nightmare, or something unrelated? 100
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Proposition for the film/TV industry: refer to any mainstream film/TV programme that uses genAI as "slop-motion". 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Someone (or some people) please piss on Dobby's grave, I think the socks on there need to be as disgusting as the fandom's priorities. 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026AI execs make yourself food for local wildlife challenge 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Something that bothers me: why do Yanks pronounce 'oe' as 'ay' (like Ezra Koenig) or 'eh' (like David Koepp) when literally everyone else pronounces it 'oh' or 'er' (since IIRC 'oe' is another way of writing 'ö')? How the fuck do you get 'ay' from a phoneme consisting of the letters 'o' and 'e'??? 000
Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fucking shit week. Glad it's over. Looking forward to holiday starting next weekend. 010