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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dreading the day when @shadowtodd.bsky.social does a Trainwreckords episode on an album I actually own. I'm not truly prepared for an ep on an album by a band whose albums I've bought in the past (even if the Trainwreckord in Q isn't an album I own).

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can Rotten Tomatoes verify me as a real critic so that I can add a review to "Babystar"'s page? Thank you!

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe I'm knackered, but this really made me laugh. It just sounds like a placeholder.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hot take (and one that may ultimately lead to me doxing myself): Follow The Cipher's "Carolus Rex" (Eng) is better than Sabaton's.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*to the tune of that "Seven Nation Army" bassline* Eeeeed Sheer-an's a cow-ard (x3)/ Eeeeed Sheeran is spin-less as fuck

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Friendly reminder that silence and neutrality IS complicity. Ed Sheeran found that out the hard way.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The song that plays in my head whenever I see a picture of Ariana Grande these days: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhxM...

youtube.com

4st 7lb (Remastered)

YouTube video by Manic Street Preachers - Topic

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Taking Back Sundae.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I watched "Blade Runner" as young adult and thought "eh, it's fine". Might give it another shot now that I'm 9,285,782,343yrs older and probably able to appreciate it a bit more.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I swear the rise of streaming and the decline of actual album artwork are related.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Drunk!Mikey here: why in the all-seeing fuck aren't you all seeing "Coyote vs. Acme" given how much hell you raised about Warner trying to bury it? Put your fuckdamned money where your godforsaken mouth is, for fuck's sake. You turned out for "Obsession", turn out for this.

A screenshot of the Coyote vs Acme budget, listed as $70-72 million, and its box office, listed at $27 million.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My favourite movie at 20 hasn't changed since I first saw it. There you go.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Drunk!Mikey Post Time: I am glad to see the films I stuck up for for YEARS are getting a critical re-evaluation. I told you fuckers then, I'm vindicated now.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bonsoir/bonjour mes amis. Everyone who has been critical of major corporation bullshit should put their money where their mouth is and see "Coyote vs. Acme". Especially if you saw the markedly inferior "Project Hail Mary" a few months ago. C'est tout, très bien. Au 'voir.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Young man becomes a manager like his dad.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Apparently TikTok are trying to convince people that "Lesbian Space Princess" is the worst thing to happen to the LGBT+ community since the Reagan administration. And people are falling for it. Sigh.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just had a look at my blog and apparently I have not done a review of Adam Wingard's "The Guest" despite having seen it multiple times and it (and Dan Stevens) being a fairly frequent topic of conversation between my fiancé and I. How has this not happened?!

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Lee Chang-dong's "Burning". Also an apt description of my hatred for that film.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I regret to inform you that Nolan's "The Odyssey" is quite good (from a non-classicist, Nolan-familiar POV). Shit.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Proposition for the film/TV industry: refer to any mainstream film/TV programme that uses genAI as "slop-motion".

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Someone (or some people) please piss on Dobby's grave, I think the socks on there need to be as disgusting as the fandom's priorities.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

AI execs make yourself food for local wildlife challenge

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Something that bothers me: why do Yanks pronounce 'oe' as 'ay' (like Ezra Koenig) or 'eh' (like David Koepp) when literally everyone else pronounces it 'oh' or 'er' (since IIRC 'oe' is another way of writing 'ö')? How the fuck do you get 'ay' from a phoneme consisting of the letters 'o' and 'e'???

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Fucking shit week. Glad it's over. Looking forward to holiday starting next weekend.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The Plot section and Cast section on "Avengers: Doomsday"'s Wiki page should be one and the same.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm not big on the World Cup but Firefox insists on showing me past and upcoming games, and I am now rooting for Argentina and Spain so that we don't have an England-France finale. #WorldCup

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

There aren't many things I'll give the Yanks credit for, but I will give them this: they have the right idea when it comes to pronouncing 'lieutenant' and spelling 'instalment'.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"Evil Dead Burn" be like 🇫🇷 hon hon hon. Maman. I got la boo 🇫🇷

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Sébastien Vanicek is honestly the most Eastern European-looking Frenchman I've ever seen.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

1. Nothing; 2. Nada; 3. Zero; 4. Zilch; 5. Jack; 6. Null; 7. Fuck all. Bonus reason: 8. Niente.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If I had £1 for every film I saw last week in which a parentless 20-something alcoholic woman is forced to become a better person after her life is upended by tragedy, I'd have £2. Yes, I am saying that Effi of "Effi o Blaenau" and Kara "Supergirl" Zor-El are the same person.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Did not think we would ever get "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie" in the UK, but we did, and it was fucking spectacular. Review to come later.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Me: makes posts on personal Tumblr specifically in June or July about having stuffy nose, itchy eyes, a sore throat, and a headache for several years Me: had itchy eyes, a runny nose, and a headache yesterday and has been sneezing a fair amount recently Me: might this be hayfever?

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I wonder if Alkaline Trio are aware of how many couples got engaged on their "Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs" tour?

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I know Mike Flanagan has written the #Clayface film and not written AND directed it, but someone's right hand/arm STILL needs to be mangled. C'mon, James Watkins. It's body horror. It's ripe for limb trauma. You can do it.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Done 50 films in the cinema as of Monday (both new releases and re-releases)! Aiming for 100 by the end of the year.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I am extremely against suicide baiting and would never do so to another person. However, generative AI proponents who wilfully ignore the damage their sole personality trait does make it REALLY hard for me to stick to that principle.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Trying to review this having seen it a few days ago, but I'm genuinely stumped as to how to do so.

A promotional poster for the 2008 black comedy horror Bad Biology.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

INCREDIBLY bold of people to accuse James Gunn of having main character syndrome when there are entire fandoms who suffer from it (SnyderVerse).

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Fun fact that I just made up: UK streams of "Save Your Tears" by The Weeknd have shot up by 23,000% over the last 24hrs. #Starmer

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Keir Starmer will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Also, finally, the last couple of sentences of my bio are relevant. Hi [REDACTED]! Lovely to see you today. ❤️

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It's a weekend, there's a heatwave going on, I'm off to an outdoor event tomorrow, there's a history of alcoholism in the family, and I don't have work until Wednesday. You can guess what's probably going to happen and what the consequences will be.

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Mikey TWOL @twolofficial.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Drunk Mikey Thread Time::None of the films I've seen this week will have been made by Yanks. Incredibly satisfying.

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