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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 3h
One day during pandemic, me and two other people were in the office. One of the other two brought in a dozen donuts and I probably had six.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 3h
We're just starting to eat things that are expiring in our emergency boxes
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 3h
No /knocks on wood
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 3h
We thought about getting ESPN+ for this reason last year but we're tickled to get it for free this year. Would love to see the hockey version of RedZone showing every night. We were just brainstorming what to call it. "Offensive Zone" doesn't work.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's up with this referee's arms being bigger than the players'? What gear is he on?
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/Slash-ing intensifies
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's hoping that Nigella has set a challenge featuring Paul's least favorite: dill pickles
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tet beat that DB like he was a little brother
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There still a brewery around the corner? It wasn't bad
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a funny one
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bryce - I think Detroit vs Carolina will be higher scoring overall
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Book It 2.0
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We can film it on a big-ass boat. And then I'm taking the boat."
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry for your loss, Nemo. I can tell she was very special to you.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesse Legree is a cheat code 🟠🟠🟠
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👀
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You need to know if they're any good before you gift them!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She's ready for Jeopardy Tournament of Champions of giver guessing. Maybe Masters.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
KAB is good stuff
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's thoughtful and cute!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pizzaballa?
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Agreed! Now have I not paid attention to Bowling Green's uniforms or have they tried a lot harder to adopt Cleveland Browns colors?
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...But what's the album?
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Camel?
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe he'll retire halfway through the fourth quarter. Maybe he'll get fired!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pilot will still be a boot licker, though, and we'll know it
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eh, one and a half. But still!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And Michigan is about twice as big!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I got moved into a bigger office, I offered to take a broom closet if they lost my email, teams, and phone.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the bakers have the cutest accents, for the eleventy billionth year in a row
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*on to something, butter pecan fingers
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Major, I think you're on your something here
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good recovery by the host, he gets rattled for a moment but recovers enough to get out WDE
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and Ken Childs can open a breakfast place. He'll do waffles, I'll do sandwiches, and we have an opening for a pancake artiste
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sausage McMuffin is my guilty pleasure breakfast
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just looked this up. I'm in love
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's slick with it
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of George Foreman jr-vi should market this
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@colewagoner.bsky.social knows exactly how bsky.app/profile/cole...
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like this recipe for the dough, scaled up to 400 g of flour: www.seriouseats.com/foolproof-pa... And this recipe for the rest: www.seriouseats.com/detroit-styl... @nohomers.bsky.social
seriouseats.com
Foolproof Pan Pizza Recipe
A pan pizza recipe for those who love a thick and crispy crust that's golden on the bottom, but puffy and soft under the layers of sauce and mozzarella.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Load bearing pizza
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's almost cold enough enough to set the oven to 515
homemade pizza
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks gorgeous - like my wedding cake (sans bacon)
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Much safer to sleep with protective headgear
 Maizydoggo asleep with her head on stuff (corner of the couch version)
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Move WMU #1 to DB
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hugs, Spur
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good for him!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And while he could fast forward through commercials, is he using them for bathroom breaks and little chores?
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somebody looked at the weather and told Bob Chesney he'd have to run the ball all day and he said, "You promise?"
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gameclock management
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