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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hugs to you and Bru. My little ugly yellow toddler is starting to go through those things. Back in the spring, our vet imaged her and found an unidentified nodule adjacent to her heart. Plus an enlarged heart. (At least those heart meds taste good - two extra treats a day!)
Maizydoggo, napping with her head just touching the corner of the couch, as is her want - her head on stuff
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's almost cold enough enough to set the oven to 515
homemade pizza
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Much safer to sleep with protective headgear
 Maizydoggo asleep with her head on stuff (corner of the couch version)
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cfb perverts vs COVID, 2026-27 edition
Georgia tech vs Cumberland scoreboard
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cute in her golden years
Maizydoggo, sleeping at the edge of her bed, tail still in bed
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If only
CBS halftime show. The graphic behind the desk says Texas Tech 7, Oregon State 14, which is the opposite of reality.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oregon State (and the rain) shut out Texas Tech in the first quarter. Unfortunately, looks like the rain will let up after a bit
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
First drive picked up a first down? Let'sssss GOOOOOO!
Doing my best Ken Childs, dressed in Oregon State orange
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not digging Widow's Bay
Maizydoggo, curled up in her donut bed, head tucked in
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is Maizy for 1/3 of every evening. I think it fits a little better than Parish's mini bed
Maizydoggo, curled up in her donut bed.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Would a healthy person be proud of this?
homefield's number one oregon state fan, mayhaps
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We're loving what we're seeing
Cabbage potato sausage and cheese bake, cooked in the Dutch oven most of the initial cooking was done in
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me and Barry showing showing up together at karaoke night
Tent Reznor bad time/wrong band storyboard
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I got you
Maizydoggo with a mlem while she lays on the couch
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I agree!
Detroit-style pizza using above-mentioned focaccia-style dough
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Waiting for you to finish cutting the grass is EXHAUSTING"
Maizydoggo, now laying on the a different bit of tile. She is being a flat dog
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cot too soft
Maizydoggo, on the floor, head almost on stuff
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Now we're here
Maizydoggo, now snoozing inside on her cot
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Its contagious
Maizydoggo, head buried in the hot and still-slightly-damp backyard grass
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Doggo!
Maizydoggo, asleep in bed, missing out on The Sheep Detectives. Please imagine the occasional gentle snore.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Can't believe I had to all the way to Denver to get this gem
An orange corduroy hat with a beaver patch on it. The interior of the beaver patch has a woodland scene with trees and a stream, like where a beaver family would set up shop. It is on a head sporting unruly eyebrows
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These tongs have clicked their last click. Lo do they see their broiabd sisters in Kitchen Valhalla
Kitchen tongs, disassembled because the rivet rusted apart in the dishwasher
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm not falling for that, Nick Saban
A portion of a banner ad reading "Introducing BofA Rewards"
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Action shot of maizydoggo flopping for belly rubs
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A test of pens, each saying, "This <manufacturer> <model> is <diameter> mm!"
-Zebra F-301, 0.7 mm (retired)
-Zebra Sarasa, 0.5 mm
-Uni Jetstream, 0.28 mm
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Do we have the same dog?!?!
Maizydoggo on course reversal #19 as we try to poop
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@newap-georgia.bsky.social It has been a week, and we are new thrilled to donate $368 (and fees) in honor of Oregon State's 368 yards of punting against Oregon in 1983's 0-0 Toilet Bowl. Rick Neuheisel's heart grew three sizes that day.
Big beard, big overalls, bigger heart
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Your locals drop the puck around 6:30 gtz/7:30 eastern on The Ocho
Tonight's Stanley cup playoffs broadcast schedule. If you're relying on me for detailed alt text, that's really on you.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Maizydoggo is cuddling in spirit
Maizydoggo, back when she use to snuggle
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Maizydoggo is zonked
Maizydoggo is donut doggo. She's proofing (resting)!
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Pick your champion
On the left, a chocolate pecan pie. On the right, Detroit pepperoni and onion
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The ball knower was logged on 🤌🤌🤌
I, along with 1% of ball knowers, know Marty Bennett is a tight end from the 2008 draft class
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
</hits the Shania button> Let's go
$105.50 of fick cancer
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I have a bad shoulder and 40 lbs of snoozer occasionally gives me the business
Maizydoggo, waiting for me to drop a crumb on the floor. Am I eating anything? Of course not.She heard me typing and is just lulling me into a false sense of security. The corner blitz of dog behavior.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The ball knower was logged on
A screenshot of Mac Jones from sportsreveal.io. I guessed right knowing only "QB" and "drafted in 2021"
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Calvin, Hobbes, and Calvin's parents canoeing down a river, probably somewhere in central Ohio. Calvin is complaining about the trip and asking, "Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?"
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I think you all are making round pizzas. I have a Detroit style that I like a lot. Pretty heavy, though
Detroit style pizza. Dough is: 400 g flour, 300 g water, 12 g salt, 8 g yeast. Mix together, cover, and let sit overnight on the counter or a couple days in the fridge. Toppings are 8 oz pepperoni,  ~6 oz cheddar, ~6 oz pepper jack. Most of the cheddar goes on the edges. Pepper jack and a little bit of cheddar cover the interior. Baked in a 9x13 pan at 515 F for 13-15 minutes.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No one's going to get this bone!
Maizydoggo on her bed, resting her head on her red chewbone
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Maizydoggo, conducting a sit-in protest on the color and brightness of these lights
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yep, it's me. You're probably wondering, "How did I get here?"
A blue Ferrari 296 GTB has become ambulatory, like a dog on its hind legs. This will not end week well
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The ball knower was logged on
A picture of running back De'von Achane, drafted on 2023. He is wearing a bomber jacket or letterman jacket
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I figure she just snuck in from a wild night out with all her friends
Maizydoggo, snuggled in her throne chair, at the late hour of 6:40 am
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
PB cookies! And my dog, serendipitously fat-fingered
Maizydoggo looking up, expectantyCookies of PB the corgi, featuring,, the big bootie
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Not bad for store bought
Miss Vickie's spicy dill potato chips (which are dill chips that are spicy, while spicy dill crunchy Cheetos are spicy Cheetos with a little dill) and famous Dave's spicy dill pickle chips
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Walk promised! (Not pictured: being outside)
GIF of Maizydoggo popping up when I ask here if she wants to go on a walk
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This dog is going for a walk
Maizydoggo, lying on the floor, no idea I am abyto ask one of her favorite questions
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
/hold up four fingers
Said same cinnamon rolls, with 10 or 15 minutes left
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Godspeed, 12 warriors
Twelve of bravetart's cinnamon rolls. Probably should have transferred to a smaller dish? We're going to be fine, regardless.
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The ball knowers was logged on
Steve McNair, helmet under one arm, walking around at practice
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twoHandfulsOfSummerMode @twohandmath.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oh no, doggo distressed
Maizydoggo with her butt next to couch, snuggling a leg of the coffee table. Poor baby
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