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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 15h

That stat on the right is why she's my favorite. No ref is perfect but I'd rather watch football and not a referee become the main character (Rivas, Fierro). Will she miss calls? Yeah, she's human. VAR is supposed to help there. But her calls are never biased. She'll upset both sides equally. #1

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 15h

What in the fuck?! That's so messed up! 🤦

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 16h

We should not forget that despite this being a clean play, they wasted 3 minutes reviewing it for a foul that wasn't there in what has become common practice almost exclusively for when the Seattle Sounders score. Why does it feel like Pro have a different mandate when it comes to Seattle and Inter?

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Two strikers running in is always better than one. It breaks up tough to break defenses. Always obvious to anyone but Brian Schmetzer for the last two years.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's when Albert Rusnak touches a ball anywhere within the last 12 seconds of a goal occurring for the Sounders. It doesn't count for anyone else though.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's MLS production, Apple just does the stream. Blame MLS for giving zero fucks about the Sounders since they've been doing production themselves 👎

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Best N64 music soundtracks: 1. Bomberman Hero 2. 007: GoldenEye 3. A 17-way tie of various different games

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Really hoping the Sounders are stock-piling GAM to spend it all on Maren Haile-Selassie. This guy is cracked. He would be an amazing compliment to Roldan's defensive midfielding.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Now can we add a few more folks on there? Preferably in suits and ties?

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Underworld: Rise of Skywalker

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Details like this make a game feel more life-like than: top-of-the-line graphics, ray-tracing, 120+ fps This is a world that feels lived in. I don't like racing games and nunki's post made me 20% more likely to check it out (albeit on sale or something)

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Rapid organic growth is occurring!" "You must become the river!" "One wish granted deserves another." "I'll hold you to it!" -- "Follow the damn train, CJ!" "You've activated my trap card!" "Life...uhh, finds a way." "You know nothing, John Snow!" "No, I am your father."

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wrong answers only. "Guardians make their own fate."

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My quirk is 4/5 times, I can make pretty good white rice 🤷

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's a Google product, be grateful it's still supported. They chuck shit out the window the moment it no longer interests them (makes a profit) 😮‍💨

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So you want me to take a TEMPORARY (1 year) customer service job where all communications happen remotely? And you want me in office 5 days a week? And you want me to not get paid when the office is closed for holidays and "half-day Fridays?" For $21/hour? In King County, Washington state?

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you make #urbex videos, please use this app. I'm tired of your garbage, spiky audio.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Netflix show was probably the best show Netflix ever exclusively had.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I feel as though this happens with a lot of shows that hit 4 seasons. It was the brilliance of House M.D. He just became more insane as the show progressed in a very entertaining fashion. Even in Breaking Bad, I was bored by Walter by season 5. Saul though, endless fun!

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No wonder he didn't want to go. What a waste.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yup, before the red pill! 🤣

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If a podcast does not have video, I am significantly less interested in it. My feed is fully video. I've done audio podcasts every once in a while if it was a specific niche I was interested in but I tend to fall off. Parasocial relationships are easier if I can see them 🤷

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ahh very timely, time to renew my vehicle's tabs. Something that in Washington costs 10 times more than what I used to pay (not an exaggeration). Time to fork over more money I don't have because I don't have employment. 🤦

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Correction: DC Studios co-CEO has shut down any interest I had in DCU's Batman.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My favorite stat on his sheet was "Defensive Contributions: 2." I've never seen a goalie with a net zero defensive contributions. He could've walked off the field and had equivalent influence over the game lol.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's like reading a video game that's a train wreck. But the wreck continues worsening but in more fun, exciting ways?! I'm nearly finished lol. Hope it continues this trajectory!

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can't remember the last time I've burned through this many pages in this few amount of days. I'm not sitting here spending all my time reading but I'm nearly done with the first Dungeon Crawler Carl and I'm already trying to see where the second is! (None of my libraries have it! 😭)

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please give examples in both directions! This is hilarious. Ichigo Kurosake would have absolutely no clue imo. Major Motoko Kusanagi on the other hand, would toss it out there like "isn't it obvious?" Much to everyone's surprise.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Folks (media) keep trying to sell me on Freddy Adu 2.0 but I'm not buying. Sullivan 👎 Stuart Hawkins bodies him! 👍

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I barely drink tea but this set on the left could change a man. It is beautiful! Would also work for Cuban coffee!

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How he started the encounter wasn't great either...he's like "I'm here to help!"...and immediately slaps the mother!

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I appreciate the correction and info! 🫣

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Content hasn't stagnated or lost whimsy. This dude is trying to cushion for the reality that we don't need better consoles (PS6) because most games being made these days run fantastically on current hardware (and even PS4). Enthusiasts have PC's. They're aware a push to new consoles will fail.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schmetzer subbing out Hawkins instead of A. Roldan who gave up a goal and multiple promising attacks shows he values fealty over common sense. #SchmetzerOut #HanauerOut

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, that's a deal breaker for me. I had hoped the faster charging would be sufficient. My sleep schedule is inconsistent and I need extra hours for less charging time. Appreciate your work Stephen! 🙏

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is charging for half an hour (like during a shower) insufficient to charge it to nearly full? I'm on Ultra 2 and would like to have something less bulky on my wrist but battery life is king.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy I can look at these again. I still don't think Dotson's performance merits a '7.' I don't think he should be playing more than 45...60 if there isn't anyone on the bench. We always have folks on the bench. His passing is too inaccurate and is often the reason we get scored on. Brunell please!🙏

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Eh, that is much worse...I know from experience! 😭 At worst, I'll need to redo a root canal but I won't find out for a few weeks.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cars, the great climate ender, the last bastion of non-psychologically damaging commercials!

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In either direction, that zero sugar is the best option!

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Your second sentence sounds like living on earth. 😕

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it normal to go the dentist for a routine exam and then have your dentist summon the head dentist who, in turn prescribes you antibiotics and requests that you come back to see a specialist that only comes twice a month?? Why can't I have uneventful mouth health visits? 😮‍💨

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Applied to a place today. I read some small text underneath "see your applications." I clicked it. The last 4 applications I submitted to this place were "no longer under consideration." They sent me no emails to inform me. I wanted to put my head through my desk. One position was a 1:1 exp match.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The "No Reply" numbers are too damn high. If that number was 1, it would still be too high.

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