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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Really hoping the Sounders are stock-piling GAM to spend it all on Maren Haile-Selassie. This guy is cracked. He would be an amazing compliment to Roldan's defensive midfielding.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Underworld: Rise of Skywalker

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Details like this make a game feel more life-like than: top-of-the-line graphics, ray-tracing, 120+ fps This is a world that feels lived in. I don't like racing games and nunki's post made me 20% more likely to check it out (albeit on sale or something)

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wrong answers only. "Guardians make their own fate."

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So you want me to take a TEMPORARY (1 year) customer service job where all communications happen remotely? And you want me in office 5 days a week? And you want me to not get paid when the office is closed for holidays and "half-day Fridays?" For $21/hour? In King County, Washington state?

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you make #urbex videos, please use this app. I'm tired of your garbage, spiky audio.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ahh very timely, time to renew my vehicle's tabs. Something that in Washington costs 10 times more than what I used to pay (not an exaggeration). Time to fork over more money I don't have because I don't have employment. 🤦

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can't remember the last time I've burned through this many pages in this few amount of days. I'm not sitting here spending all my time reading but I'm nearly done with the first Dungeon Crawler Carl and I'm already trying to see where the second is! (None of my libraries have it! 😭)

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Folks (media) keep trying to sell me on Freddy Adu 2.0 but I'm not buying. Sullivan 👎 Stuart Hawkins bodies him! 👍

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schmetzer subbing out Hawkins instead of A. Roldan who gave up a goal and multiple promising attacks shows he values fealty over common sense. #SchmetzerOut #HanauerOut

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it normal to go the dentist for a routine exam and then have your dentist summon the head dentist who, in turn prescribes you antibiotics and requests that you come back to see a specialist that only comes twice a month?? Why can't I have uneventful mouth health visits? 😮‍💨

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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 30/09/2026

never would've happened on roldan's watch

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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 29/09/2026

We only need $99,355,408 to fund Brütal Legend 2!!! WE ARE SO CLOSE

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Andrew Thomas is better than Chris Brady on his WORST day! #USMNT

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Jordan Fehr Mastering 🔊🎧 @jordanfehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

More of this energy. This is the type of thing that a middle school/high school kid sees and goes "wow that's a cool job" and starts learning about sound.

youtu.be

Big Walk - Game Audio Interview

YouTube video by Audio Logs

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My 9 Games My 9 Games 3.5 MMO's. Had to select Command and Conquer: Collection because Renegade wasn't there as a stand-alone for whatever reason. Every single-player game here was made more special because of shared experiences. #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/db0b36f...

9 games: Zelda: OoT, Zelda: Majora's Mask, Graal (Online) Classic, Pikmin 2, Command and Conquer: Renegade, World of Warcraft, Ratchet and Clank, Destiny, Destiny 2

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ordering food at Costco kiosk for the first time: Cool, I use the machine and get a number. I can just wait until they call it. Me: not hearing any numbers called out🤔 They can't seriously expect you to wait in a long ass line after you've been given a number, right? RIGHT?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like something cracked in him since losing last year's Leagues Cup final. This dude has been incredibly humble, kind, and charitable throughout his career. When he would get pissed, the other person usually deserved it. He was not so friendly last night. Idk what happened 🤷 His team is 🗑️

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For what it's worth, while Lumen Field did not look as full as some other games this season, the crowd has not felt this lively in MOOOOONTHS. Minnesota fans near our area started chanting and the Seattle fans started out-chanting them locally. Could not hear them for long. Vibes were immaculate!😌

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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 27/09/2026

CHAT WE OFFICIALLY HAVE A WIN STREAK I REPEAT WE HAVE A WIN STREAK

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Schmetzer always takes way too long to make subs and it always costs us. Dotson needs out of this match already. Take out Alex too. Brunell and Yeimar should be in.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Adrian Hanauer (Seattle Sounders) suggests if a new stadium is built in Renton, it would likely house seats for 25,000 folks at a time with future expand ability. Suggesting it would take an additional $22 million to get to 32,000 seats in a joking matter. Alliance members did not find that funny.👎

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Been slow watching Game of Thrones ever-so-slowly with my pop-culture adverse partner for about 2 years now. Got to the "Hold the Door" moment. 😭 Rip the dream, big one.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm loving Peter Kingston but the dude is a yellow card magnet. He needs to clean up his game or he's going to undo the great things he's doing when he inevitably gets a red card in the future. 7 yellow cards in 9.6 games worth of minutes. That's nearly one per match. Idk, I'm not good at math. 🤷

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Adrian Hanauer confirms to Alliance members that due to a lease terminating in 6 years at Lumen Field, it would be irresponsible to not be looking into a new stadium. Seemed to suggest Renton is not out of the question. The train line reaching the area seemed to be a key aspect.

Adrian Hanauer and Taylor speaking to Alliance fans

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If people are not down for Dylan, they're in for a rude awakening when God of War: Laufey comes out and Phranque is exactly this same archetype of character. That is how they decided to spell Frank btw. The sentient cube voiced by Jack Quaid.

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Steve Saylor @stevesaylor.net · 23/09/2026

Accessibility is not just easy mode y'all. This message is brought to you by me yelling at a podcast I listen to, where the hosts were talking about a game's harder difficulty and turning on accessibility options to lessen the difficulty.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

With Rick Moranis coming out of retirement, the world could really use a The Flintstones sequel. I don't care if they recast everyone else but Moranis and John Goodman must be there. Yaba-daba-doo!

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/09/2026

Don't fuck your staff, folks

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Would love to believe their renewed hope in the franchise but as it stands, they have 5 job postings. 4 of which are temporary positions for positions that used to be full-time. Those people are not getting re-hired and whatever content comes out will not be made with the love of former employees.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

CW/TW: joke of self-harm/self-dead This was the Sounders in 2025. I miss that. 😭

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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 20/09/2026

COMIC: “Slim Pickings”. Get more near daily comic nonsense at newduck.com #comics #webcomic #humor

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes and they did in penalty kicks! Woo! My first Tacoma Defiance game is a win! 🙌 💚🖤

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do Tacoma Defiance advance to playoffs with a draw? 👀

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hassani Dotson moves like a guy who was decent at football (soccer) 10-15 years ago 😬

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone please tell me when the Sounders game starts. I had the stream on but it's apparently delayed and MLS thinks it's a fantastic idea to put on a random game near its end and spoil it for you. 🤦🤦🤦🤦

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Snyder in place of Dotson. Ragen in place of Alex. If Ragen can't go full-90, Sailor. Alex in place of Kalani. Gomez in place of Rusnak. Then we will have our best team in their best spots with the available players.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wake up Sounders executive office! Look how easy that was! 👇

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Mara Junot @marajunot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lisa’s Genshin VA crashes @thejordanreynolds.bsky.social (Valeriy’s VA) stream—with new random NPC voices (…and making them sound fabulous)! 🤪 #GenshinImpact #LisaGenshinImpact #GenshinImpactEdit

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yesterday at 6: please jobs, send me a sign my resumés aren't just going to the void! Midnight that evening: after careful consideration, we have decided to pursue other... 🥺 This midnight: same I take it back! No more midnight rejection letters! You're affecting my mentals!! 😩

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lionel Messi seemed to get very irritated by something Don Garber whispered in his ear! He started pointing at him and saying "NO!" and kept staring him down wagging his finger. I cannot wait to learn what happened there. I thought they were best of buds. 👀 #CampeonesCup #MLS

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I cannot find job...even to apply for...with my gathered experience. It's rough out here. 😭 Good luck to everyone also searching! Screw you companies posting for roles exclusively as contract positions when you recently laid off folks who were FTE in the same roles.

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I understand why "inaccessible" is being used here but I'd much rather we be broaching this topic with the term "unapproachable." We should reserve "accessibility" and "inaccessible" to refer specifically to those who require accessibility options for them to better access/interact with games. Ty!🙏

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Folks may not know that Palette Swap does actual gaming stories, as well as satire. When the controller in their logo is blue, it is a serious piece. This piece is one of those. I support gaming journalism (& this take). If you've ever been interested in Mario games, I implore you to give it a read

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Had a lot of fun this weekend! Got to play Big Walk (first time) with the bros. Picked up a lot of gourds. Lost a lot of things we needed which was hilarious. Did a 5K (walking). Went to a little local festival. Got to chill (eventually)! 🙌

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Seattle Sounders had a new striker...for almost two games! 🤦 I'm gonna die

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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Croissant and Cambria

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